Note: Ahem, strange or what? PS: Can you guess that MP24 fancies Aragorn? Lol. Well, she does…

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Chapter 2

In a flash of smoke and a puff of light, a gorgeous figure appeared before Alanna.

"I am Aragorn, heir of Gondor and high king of Muddle Earth. You are more gorgeous than my little marshmallow muffin Arwen."

So saying he kissed her. Alanna smiled, George swore, and they went to a bedroom…

Ooh heck. Ooochy, Aragorn is sooooo cute. Oh dear, Jon ego coming on…

"Ewwy!" Alanna shrieked. "Get away from me you freaky…eww!"

Suddenly Jon appeared. "Do not worry, smoochy little cuddle panda!" he proclaimed, sweeping her up into his arms and running away with her.

Aragorn let out a roar, and made a rugby tackle at George. George tried to stab him, but suddenly Arwen appeared by him, wearing not much, and with an arrow notched to her elegant bow, pointed at George. George stood still, mouth open, trying to see exactly HOW short Arwen's mini skirt was. Alanna clung around Aragorn's neck, and he swept her up into his arms and ran off.

"Ouch, my neck. You DO need to be careful."

Oh heck, there is Jon racing after us. Oh no, Jon ego coming back… "Jon, what the…"

"Shush, Lanna! Gonna save you now!" Jon told her.

"Okay!" Alanna replied happily. Jon picked her up.

"Come on, my kissy little kitten!" Jon said.

"Muhahaha!" Alanna said, and kissed him happily.

Suddenly Raoul appeared, professed undying love for Alanna, and hauled all 70 kg of Alanna onto his horse.

"Gods, you weigh a ton. Ouch, my back."

And they galloped away. Unfortunately Frodo and Sam were doing something not nice behind a bush. His horse smelled them and galloped off a cliff. Raoul dropped, but Alanna was left hanging off the cliff.

MP24: What a cliffy, huh? Lol.