Charmed if you can still call it that... Season the two.
Episode 3: Darryl where are you?
(Fade in: Box. Prue is trying to sleep in it. A rat is munching her hair. Hard cut to Paige's room. She's listening to her MP3 player. The words "Sony's new MP3 player. Buy now!" appeared on the screen. Soft cut to Piper in the kitchen. She's drinking. Then the screen divides into three scenes with the three sisters mentioned.)
ALL THREE: I miss Darryl.
(Roll credits. Fade in: Attic. Dex is talking with Gina (Precious).)
DEX: So are we going to keep talking about Phoebe here?
GINA: Can we not talk about my dead cousin!
DEX: But she died-
GINA: Before you told her how you felt, whatever... let's make out!
DEX: That's just what she would've done.
(Cut to Prue's box. Prue's looking very thoughtful. She has a flashback. Fade in: Police Station. Circa: Season 2 Charmed. A mourning Prue comes to Darryl.)
PRUE: I miss Andy.
DARRYL: Um... who are you again?
PRUE: (Hugging him.) Oh Darryl!
DARRYL: Lady, get off me!
(Cut back to the box. Prue smiles. Cut to Paige's room. Paige is sitting at the bed looking thoughtful too. She also has a flashback. Fade in: Bar. Circa: Season 4 Charmed. Darryl and Paige are doing the kareoke thing.)
PAIGE: I saw him dancin' there by the record machine
DARRYL: I knew he must a been about seventeen
PAIGE: The beat was goin' strong, playin' my favorite song
DARRYL: An' I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with me
PAIGE: Yeah me, singin'
BOTH: I love rock n' roll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby! I love rock n' roll, so come an' take your time an' dance with me
(Cut back to Paige. Chloe and Lois are there glaring. Paige looks.)
PAIGE: What?
LOIS: That was our scene!
CHLOE: Yeah!
PAIGE: I'm sorry. I just don't have that much Darryl memories... what are you guys doing here?
LOIS: Your crazy ass lesbian sister sent us here!
PAIGE: Phoebe? She's not a lesbian, she's just a ho. And where is she?
CHLOE: She's in Smallville! She and Isobel have been causing havoc!
PAIGE: Oh, bummer.
LOIS: Aren't you going to go look for her?
PAIGE: Listen, I'll run it by Piper, but I doubt we will be picking her up. So, you guys might want to get use to her.
CHLOE: But-
PAIGE: Now, you shoo!
(Paige TK-orbs them away. Cut to: Kitchen. Wyatt and Chris (When did he come back?) are playing on the floor. Piper looks over at them.)
PIPER: Are babies are so cute, aren't they honey?
DRAKE: (WTF?) So cute.
(Piper has a flashback. Cut to: Park. Piper and Darryl are playing with their children in what looks to be a cheesy insurance commercial.)
ANOUNCER: (OS) Sign up with us. Cause you want your family to be taken care of.
(Cut back to Piper. She and Drake kiss and smile. Precious walks in angry.)
PIPER: What got up your ass?
PRECIOUS: Sadly, nothing! Dex only talks about Phoebe! Phoebe this and Phoebe that!
DRAKE: Well he is Phoebe's love interest.
PRECIOUS: Who are you?
(Paige walks in.)
PAIGE: Guess what?
DRAKE: Piper's husband.
PRECIOUS: Um... no you're not.
PAIGE: Come on, guess!
PIPER: Yes he is.
DRAKE: I love Piper.
PAIGE: GUYS!
ALL: WHAT?
PAIGE: I found Phoebe.
(Pause.)
PIPER: What?
PAIGE: I found Phoebe.
(Piper grabs a newspaper and rolls it up. She beats on Paige with it.)
PIPER: Bad Paige! Very bad Paige!
DRAKE: I had a dream like this...
PRECIOUS: Me too...
(Precious and Drake share a look and giggle away.)
PAIGE: She's in Kansas!
PIPER: (Stopping.) Kansas? Smallville, Kansas?
PAIGE: Yeah... Chloe and Lois came in to tell me.
PIPER: Well is there problem now.
PAIGE: So we're not going to rescue her?
PIPER: Why the hell would we do that? We had enough annoying characters here.
(As if on cue, Billie walks in.)
BILLIE: So I decided to cyber scry! Old school my ass!
PAIGE: hmmm.
PIPER: What Paige?
PAIGE: I'm going to try something.
(She takes out a tranq gun and shoots Billie with it. she falls, knocked out.)
PIPER: Hmm, well done. Can I see that? (Paige hands it to her. Piper shoots Paige.) Better.
(Fade to black.)
End.