When the mom is away, the chuunin alchemist is at play! Or more accurately, the keyboard.
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Truth Or Dare chapter four
And we return to Shino!
five minutes after Shino sees the skirt
"I can't believe that I'm actually doing this. . ." muttered Shino, behind the changing screen.
"Shino!" said Tenten. "Hurry up! The camera's ready!"
Kiba poked his head behind the screen to take a peek.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You look like a picture of the tooth fairy in one of my old picture books!" laughed Kiba.
". . . . ."
"Look, buddy, you'd better come OUT HERE, or we'll assume you're too chicken to do the dare." said Kiba with an evil grin on his face. "Then we send Kankurou IN THERE whether or not you're wearing that. . .that. . .pink monstrosity. And you know the alternative dare, don't you?"
"I'm not coming out. . ." said Shino.
"Mind you, Tenten just MIGHT take pictures of you and Kankurou kissing with you wearing the miniskirt on and distribute copies of it to-"
Shino quickly stepped out of the screen, his face pinker than the miniskirt.
Kiba patted himself on the back. Sometimes he could be as much a genius as Shikamaru was. The rest of the time, however. . . He could be worse than Naruto.
Everyone laughed when they saw "Shino the Tooth Fairy" (They'd all heard Kiba's comment). Well except Tenten, who snapped away with the camere, which was the kind that would dispense the picture which you had to wave around in the air to come out properly (you get the idea).
"Now, Shino, twirl around so I can get your good side. . ." snickered Tenten.
"That isn't part of the dare."
"Oh yes it is. Or would you rather I take pictures of you and Kankurou smooching?"
"HEY!" said Kankurou. He pointed to the author, shouting "Haven't I had enough abuse for one story!"
( Me:"You behave or I'll MAKE you kiss Shino again!")
Kankurou whimpered, and shut up. (The keyboard is indeed more powerful than any jutsu. Doctored pictures however, are the most powerful. But we're getting off topic.)
Shino twirled around slowly, and reluctantly.
"How embarrassing. . ." said Hinata, giggling quietly.
Her crush was doing the same thing, only much louder.
"SHINO'S IN A PINK MINISKIRT! WITH FRILLY LACE!" he yelled, loud enough for it to be heard at the Ninja Academy (which was about a kilometer from Sakura's house.).
"Someone please kill me now. . ." said Shino. (Unfortunately, I refuse to let people die in this particular fic, regardless whether there is insurance or not. Wait a minute, insurance?)
(Just joking!)
Eventually, the group returned to truth or dare. Shino spun the bottle, hoping for revenge.
"Tenten." He said. Yes, he WOULD have revenge.
"Dare. At least I look good in a pink miniskirt." She quipped, to the amusement of majority in the room.
The orb was silent for a few seconds, hummed to life, and dispensed the next dare. This one was quite long, about 11 inches.
Shino looked at her with an evil (I use this word a lot, don't I?) glint in his eye.
"You have to. . . .spin the bottle first."
She did so, and it stopped on Kiba.
"Now you two!" commanded Shino. He read the paper.
"Kiba, connect your right shoulder to Tenten's left elbow."
They did so.
"What kind of pathetic dare is that?" said Tenten.
"It's not done yet. Tenten's right hand to the left side of Kiba's neck."
"Okay. . ." said Kiba, clearly wondering what was going on.
Ino somehow sensed that something interesting would happen, got the camera ready.
"Tenten, left lower leg to Kiba's right thigh, right side."
"What's going on?" said Naruto, clearly confused.
"Kiba, put your left hand to Tenten's hip." said Shino, faster this time. He'd seen Ino focusing the camera.
At this point, Shikamaru had figured out where this was going and proceeded to help Ino get the correct angle.
"Kiba, position your left leg behind you."
Now it was Neji's turn to realize was would happen. He silently tiptoed behind Tenten.
"Tenten, shift your weight and lean forward." said Shino, with a triumphant air.
"I'm losing balance-" said Tenten.
"Me too-" said Kiba.
Ino and Shikamaru got ready.
Neji pushed his female teammate.
The two toppled to the ground, Tenten on top of Kiba. It looked conspicuously like the two were making out, given from the positioning of body parts.
Ino snapped away.
"What the. . ." said Kiba, confused.
Tenten realized what had happened, moments too late. She immediately got up before most of the people in the room had seen it.
"NO!"
Ino waved the newly developed snapshots.
Almost everybody went too look at them.
"WHOA!" said Lee. "It looks like they're. . ."
"Making out?" said an impressed Temari. "Nice one, Ino, Shikamaru-kun!"
"Great timing, that push." said Sasuke, patting Neji on the shoulder.
"It was nothing." said Neji. " I figured those pictures would make great blackmail weapons."
"Give me that." said Tenten, taking control of the orb once more.
She spun the bottle as soon as everybody had resumed their previous positions.
Spinnnspinspin
"INO!" said Tenten. "TRUTH OR DARE!"
"Truth. I'd hate to end up like you. ." smiled Ino.
The orb gave the dare as soon as the sentence ended.
Tenten smirked.
"Among the people in this room, excluding yourself, who do you like most?"
"SASUKE!" was the hasty reply.
"Now, with the same choices, who do you think likes YOU the most?" said Tenten.
Ino took a look around. She noticed Shikamaru look away as soon as her eyes met his. However, she'd seen the look of disappointment on his face.
Ino's I.Q. mat not be 200 when it comes to tests, but it was about 400 when it came to boys.
"Shika. . ." she thought, knowing what that look meant.
"Shikamaru." She answered.
"And about the first question, that answer was incomplete." smiled the Yamanaka. "The dare doesn't say anything about giving complete answers, does it?"
Before Tenten could answer, Ino'd grabbed the orb.
Shikamaru smiled. Sometimes, he knew why he liked his teammate that much.
Ino spun the bottle.
Everyone stared at who it landed on.
"G-gaara. . ."
"Dare. I'm in the mood right now." said the sand ninja, giving his sister a wink.
"What on earth was that for?" thought Temari. (Heck, I don't know myself; I just felt like adding that part.)
Out of the orb came the challenge.
"You have to tickle your most trusted friend." read Ino. "Hey wait a minute, I thought you didn't have friends!"
Temari and Kankurou gaped. Gaara? Did he actually consider ANYONE his friend?
"I do have friends. All of you." said Gaara. "Why else would I be here?"
"YEAH!" said Lee. "I was right the first time I said so! (chapter 2, I think!) And since Gaara-kun agrees with me, I doubt anyone will be arguing with me! RIGHT, GAARA-KUN!"
He posed once more.
Everyone ignored him.
Gaara scanned the room, looking for the victim of the tickling sand. (Sabaku Tikuru, haha)
His eyed stopped at a certain blonde haired demon fox.
"H-hey! Ah-hahahahaha-stopit!-heehehiiheehahaha. . ." giggled Naruto.
"Ok." Gaara retreated the sand, and took the orb from Ino.
Everyone stared.
"What?"
"Nothing." said Ino. "You can be really weird sometimes. . ."
Gaara ignored her and spun the bottle.
"Yagh!" said Naruto. (What were the chances of that?)
"Truth or dare?" said Gaara.
"DARE!" said Naruto.
"That's the spirit!" said Lee, the background turning to a sunset as he posed. "Youth! So full of life! So daring! So—"
BAM!
Tenten put down the coffee table (which thankfully had no coffee cups/mugs on it.).
"We've all heard that speech before. . ." she said, as the orb gave out yet another dare.
"Owchie. . ." said Lee, sprawled out on the floor dramatically. He would have stayed there, but Neji stepped on him, and he was forced to retreat into a sitting position.
Gaara looked at the paper amusedly. He would have raised his eyebrows, if he had any
"Okay. Sakura, do you have any magazines with descriptions of. . ." he whispered the rest of the sentence to Sakura.
She nodded.
"Go get some. Meanwhile, Naruto, spin the bottle."
The bottle stopped at Sasuke just as Sakura returned with about seven magazines of various publications.
"Tenten, Ino, Temari, Hinata, come here and help me. . ."
As the sand nin and kunoichi studied the magazines, Lee picked up the spare one (count them, there SHOULD ba a spare) and compared it with the ones they were holding.
". . . . .! Neji! Kiba! Shikamaru! Chouji! Get over here and look at this! Stop eating those cookies for a while and come here! You too, Kankurou!" he shouted.
Shino chose to sit this one out, while Naruto and Sasuke attempted to see what the magazines had in common.
"Which would be most appropriate for the two?" said Temari naughtily.
"Naruto on top or Sasuke?" said Tenten.
Sasuke's fangirls stayed silent.
"NOW I get it!" said Kankurou, snickering.
"What on earth is so funny, Kankurou?" said Sasuke, grabbing the magazine.
He froze when he saw the article that the boys had been looking at. They snickered.
Naruto looked at the magazine in Sasuke's hands.
"T-this. . . ." said Sasuke.
"OK!" said Gaara. "Naruto, Sasuke, can you do this? You don't have to take your clothes off."
He held the magazine so that everyone could see.
"Oh NO!" said Naruto. The magazine had diagrams of various #ehem# positions. (If you know what I mean. If you don't, it's what couples do when they, uh, sleep together.) Gaara was pointing to one in particular that would cause ANYONE who saw the two to think that they were doing it.
"The Kami (I hope you read the footnote in chapter one) REALLY must hate me. . . ." said Sasuke.
"There's still film in the camera!" shouted Lee.
Sasuke nearly fainted.
Yeah! Finished it before the parents got home! If you find any pics similar to the position described above, tell me!
Don't miss the next chapter! And thanks for reading!