Ah, I expect to get the grades I usually get when I don't study for tests (which is half the time). . . Usually its dab smack in the middle ground of the passing grade marks (pass-----mygradehere-----perfect). If I have any hardcore fans following the story, you're lucky I'm one of the few who listen in class! Heheh
And as for the people clamoring for Kakashi and all the other jounin, a sequel is in the works! Early, Yes, but the faster, the better, don't you agree?
Truth Or Dare chapter five
"I never thought I'd be doing THIS of all things. . ." said Naruto.
"This is all your fault for spinning me in the first place, dobe." said an angry Sasuke.
"Screw you." said Naruto.
Tenten giggled. "That's what it looks like you're doing!'
Kiba was laughing hard, rolling around on the floor.
And Sasuke and Naruto were only halfway into the position.
Sakura blushed hard. "Why. . . .Sasuke. . . . . . ."
Inner Sakura: "NARUTO! BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PLATE! (Ew!) AND YOURS TOO, GAARA!"
Ino was sobbing dramatically in the corner. Shikamaru was trying to comfort her, whereas Chouji had taken over camera duty and was snapping pictures like crazy.
"Wwwwhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy?" she cried, driving Akamaru under a table, barking for mercy. "Saaaasuke-kuuuuun!"
Gaara snickered, quite amused.
Kankurou had joined Kiba in rolling around the floor roaring in laughter.
Shino stared, quite amused at the nice little scene unfoldindg in the Haruno's living room (speaking of which, I forgot to write where her parents were all this time! Oh well, follow your own theory.).
And Naruto and Sasuke were STILL not done with the said position.
Amidst the screams of laughter courtesy of Kiba, Kankurou and (now) Lee, Naruto blushed hard, looking at the magazine.
"What the heck are you doing, dobe, move it! The sooner we're done, the sooner we get out of this stupid position!" said a boiling-mad Sasuke.
"What have I done wrong, you bastard! I'm just following the diagram!" yelled Naruto, feeling more uncomfortable every second. His body was responding to the positon the in a weird way. . .
Gaara noticed the two boys acting strangely (if being in that particular position wasn't strange enough) and perused the magazine page further.
His eyes widened. The audience stopped laughing for a moment to see why.
Beside the diagram said: "Guaranteed to get both lovers fired up and ready to go!"
"Oh boy. . ." said Gaara, laughing in half amusement, half disgust.
Sakura's and Ino's faces turned a slight shade of green. (Green as in disgust, not envy or dare I say it, agh, might as well, I AM a Rock Lee fan youth)
Kiba, Kankurou, Lee, Neji and Shikamaru laughed harder. Chouji found it increasingly harder to focus the camera properly and shoot. Temari helped him.
"What are you doing that for?" said Kankurou, knowing his sister's weird taste in guys.
"I heard somewhere that Sasuke has MALE fans numbering to about 10 of his total fans." grinned Temari. Leave it to her to hatch up a moneymaking scheme catering to the Yaoi industry.
Upon hearing that, Kankurou laughed so hard he was crying.
(What? A guy like Sasuke, I have to admit, SHOULD have male fans. For pete's sake, most celebrities do. But we're getting off topic. Save the shuriken/kunai/needles for later.)
"Did ya hear that, Uchiha! You've got some yaoi-based fanguys!" said the delirious sand ninja.
Sasuke turned a sickly green color, but Naruto's position (in proportion to his own) made his body feel otherwise. In fact, quite the opposite.
"Kuso (This was the best way to keep the rating. . .), I'm- no way. NO. I-I can't be getting. . . . Aroused. . . ." muttered Sasuke, loud enough for the two fangirls to hear. (And again, I have no intention of this being or becoming a Yaoi fic. Looking like one, however, is for humorous purposes only.)
"WWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?" screamed the fangirls, inner selves threatening to go berserk.
"uh. . . . Sasuke. . . . .Hate to say it, but. . . . .Me too. . . . . ." said Naruto sheepishly.
Now it was the guys' turn to scream.
Lee, however. . . (Here we go)
"AH! The blossom of young love! So YOUTHFUL!" said Lee, dancing around similar to what Gai does sometimes. Yet again, the background changed to a sunset. "Love is YOUTHFUL! Even between two youthful boys! RIGHT NARUTO! SASUKE!"
The two ninja had jumped from that awkward position to their usual fighting stance, complete with demonic aura and murderous eyes.
"Uh. . . .Hehe. . . . ." Lee shrunk into a corner anime-style (of course), accompanied by the usual spirit balls and dark blue vertical lines.
a little while later, after Lee gets clobbered and everyone recovers from the shock
"Hey. You two didn't finish the dare, did you?" said Gaara mischievously.
Naruto and Sasuke gave him a death glance. Gaara, however, wasn't like Lee, and shrugged it off. He handed Naruto the orb, knowing that Temari would have those pictures up in all the Sasuke fansites on the Internet by next week. Especially the Yaoi ones.
Naruto spun the bottle.
"Aha!" said Naruto. "Fuzzy brows! Truth of dare?" (Now we all know who this is, don't we? Shame on you if you don't!)
"DARE!" shouted Lee, posing.
"Where on earth does he get all those sparkles?" said Ino.
"If I knew, I'd use that to get more snacks." said Chouji, munching on his third bag of potato chips.
The orb gave what was soon to be known as the Konoha Green Beast's Bane.
Naruto outright snapped.
"This thing is GOOD! Girls?" he said evilly (My favorite word!). He showed them the paper.
"I've got a few spare sets of tweezers in my drawer!" said Sakura.
"T-tweezers?" said Lee, feeling that sense of impending doom, torture, pain, and exfoliation.
"Gaara, hold him down. He's doing this whether he wants to or not." said Temari, handing Gaara the paper. The kunoichi had all run off to retrieve the weapons of eyebrow destruction.
Gaara smirked. He instructed the sand to pin Lee (the poor guy) to the floor.
"NO! NO! LET! ME! GO!" said Lee. At this point, the boys had somehow produced a video camera (of all things) and had figured out how to operate the thing in minutes. (With help from Shikamaru, no doubt.)
"Lee! Close your eyes!" said Naruto, tweezers shining in his right hand. "This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me. . ."
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!"
"Quiet down, Lee, that was just one hair!" said Ino.
"One down, about hundreds more to go!" said Naruto. "Looks like I'm gonna need a little help here. . ."
Sakura, Ino, and Temari each had one pair of tweezers. Hinata had some chakra restoring medicine for Gaara in case he needed it. Tenten?
She'd found no tweezers. Instead, she'd found scissors-and duct tape.
"NO! Sakura-san! I thought you were above all that!" screamed Lee.
"I am!" snickered Sakura. "But I can't resist! Your eyebrows really ARE fuzzy. . ."
By now, the boys had gotten precious minutes of Lee torture footage. This was priceless. Half of them (including the once dignified Neji and the usually silent Shino) were hooting with laughter.
Tenten had cut the duct tape into the desired shape, just enough to make Lee's brows look slightly more normal, with a curve instead of a large black rectangle.
"Now hold still, Lee!" said Tenten, sticking the tape onto his caterpillar brows.
"NOOOOOOOO!" said Lee, squirming.
Gaara held him tighter, threatening to crush his right limbs if he didn't hold still.
Lee gulped, and prayed that Gai-sensei (What is he, a god?) forgive him.
RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
"That felt good!" said Naruto, who'd ripped Lee's right brow. Tenten had done the left.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" screamed Lee.
"I'm making copies of this video to distribute across Konoha! This'll probably make it into "Japan's Funniest Home Movies" !" said Temari.
"We're not done yet, Lee! There are still a good few stray hairs the tape missed." said Ino.
Anyone in a three mile radius (Thank goodness Gai wasn't in the area) would have heard Lee screaming in pure torture.
In my opinion, the funniest yet! Thanks for reading, and see ya in the next chapter!