A/N: Since I want to jump tp Season Three and The Movie (Yes. There's going to be a movie.) I'm focusing my attention on this fic. Like alot. Started my usual four or five episode arc towards the season finale. I think watching Charmed reruns make this alot better. Heheh. This time I'm bringing in someone not seen in a while at the end. You'll have to read for it. Heh. Also, Leo will be in the movie but won't be on the show. lol I'll work it out somehow. Oh just read this.The movie is months away.
Also, many of the terms andideas for this comes from the great recaper Damien from the TWoP forums, who has to recap the Charmed episodes. He's great. Heh. In order to diference my terms from the forum's I put my with a little (TM), by the way Nicole, this is how I do it in Word and it sets itself. Well, read and review now! Expect the Movie fic soon.
Title: Charmed! If you can still call it that… Season The Two.
Episode 7: Death takes a Halliwell… out to diner.
(Teaser: A nice beach in the sunset. Prue's taking shots with her old camera. Phoebe, who has apparently gone retard (More than usual.), is giddily making a sand castle. Hmm. Why does this seem familiar?)
PHOEBE: Remember the last time we went to the beach? It was so Leo and Piper could get it on.
PRUE: Dad's goat?
PHOEBE: No… oh, forget it. (She put a little flag on the small main tower.) Hail Queen Phoebe! Of the Underworld! (She cackled like a mad woman.) I shall rule again one day.
PRUE: I think we should go home now.
(They start to gather their stuff when Prue spots a shadow lurking by the rocks. She walks up to it, 'accidentally' destroying Queen Phoebe's Underworld Sand Castle Of Eeevil and Pink Ponies™. Phoebe cries and throws a fit. Cut to the rock area. The Angel of Death stands there. Prue walks up to him.)
PRUE: Are you here for me again?
DEATH: Yes. You have avoided me for the last time, Prudence. (He lifts his mighty hand of DOOM!) See you in the afterlife!
PRUE: WAIT! (She holds up her hands.) I got a proposal you can't refuse!
(Death looks interested. Roll credits. Fade in: Piper's room. Piper's lying on the bed, flipping through a magazine. Paige is sitting by her on the bed too. Prue's voice can be heard from the closet, formally the nursery of Tiny Doomed Gay Chris, formally the nursery to the Psychotic Blonde Midget.)
PAIGE: So you promised him dinner?
PRUE: (Off-screen.) Well, I couldn't very well let him take me again! A girl can die so many times before it gets on your nerves.
PIPER: (Not bothering to part from her article reading.) You know, you could always just STAY dead and avoid everyone a big headache.
PRUE: (Off-screen.) No. I hate hell. No one likes me there.
PAIGE: Probably because you kill their kind. I'm surprise about that. I thought demon souls got eating by the tentacle thing in the Wasteland.
PRUE: (Stepping into frame, carrying two dresses.) Some of them are sent to Hell for eternal torment. Plus, someone killed the beast like four years ago. (Charmed Season 4 finale, Bitches!-Alex.-) So now all the demons get sent to the pits of Hell. (She holds up the dresses.) Which one should I pick? (She holds up a Bright green mini dress with lots of ruffle stuff at the shoulders that looks like something Elmo threw up. Paige looks at it with awed. The other is a low cut black cocktail dress.) So? Which one?
PAIGE: The green one!
PRUE: (Looking at both outfits.) Are you sure?
PAIGE: It's perfect.
(Piper snickered and said nothing, turning back to her magazine. Prue shrugged and made her way out the room. Cut to: Attic. Patience and Phobia are there making potions.)
PATIENCE: Wow, this is like my first meaningful scene!
PHOBIA: (Faux perky.) Yeah! (She Water-Cools her.) Dumb bitch.
(Paige wanders in. She looks at the Water Cooler gurgling in the middle of the room.)
PAIGE: That's not Billie again, is it?
PHOBIA: No. Just the nameless sister. (She seals a small bottle of green liquid.) How was the meeting with your brother?
PAIGE: (A little distracted with The Water Cooler.) Um, fine. He doesn't remember who he was though. (Turns to Phobia.) I'm actually more concern of what you said about Billie… you know.
PHOBIA: I'm on top of it, Paige.
PAIGE: But I still don't get much of it… Are you sure that's what Grams said?
PHOBIA: You can summon her if you like. I got a demon to ass kick.
(Phobia heads out. Paige ponders for a moment and then heads for the BOS. Cut to: French type looking restaurant. Death sits in his usual black attire waiting for his date. In a display of horrific puke green comes… Phoebe? Ha! Like my plot twist?)
PHOEBE: Hi, death!
DEATH: Hey, ba-beh. (Yes, it was that gross.) Wanna go to my place after dinner?
PHOEBE: That's why I'm not wearing any undies! (She giggles like a retard.) So, Death, are you fertile?
DEATH: Um… what?
PHOEBE: Can your little reaper get me knocked up? I need to get pregnant like next week or so!
(Death looks shock and uncomfortable. Cut to Manor living room. Paige and Prue are playing with the Spirit Board.)
PAIGE: So have you told Piper about Billie yet?
PRUE: Every time someone tries to something gets in the way.
(Phobia comes in from the front door and walks to the living room. She's covered in demon goo and has a piss off look.)
PHOBIA: I hate when this happens.
PAIGE: Life as a Charmed one.
PHOBIA: I'm not even 'Charmed'. I don't have any of the Charmed powers. (She sits on a stuff chair.) I don't know why I came here…
PRUE: Welcome to the lost sisters club. We don't know what to do with our own lives either.
PAIGE: I'm so lost. Maybe I should try the cop thing again...
PHOBIA: How about no? I think we should focus our attention on the Billie issue. We might have to deal with the consequences of Grams actions soon.
PRUE: This is so fucked up. I mean, dad's not taking my calls ever since I told him I knew his little secret.
PAIGE: I'm more concern of how Piper's going to react than anything else.
PIPER: (Off-screen.) React to what?
(They all turn to see Piper coming in with New and Supposedly Improved Tiny Doomed Gay Chris. They changed the baby. Like we don't notice this. Piper sits on yet another stuff chair.)
PIPER: What were you guys talking about?
PAIGE: (Looking at Chris.) Piper… who's baby is that?
PIPER: Mine. Hello? Christopher Perry Halliwell Wyatt Matthews Turner™? My second son!
PAIGE: That's not Chris-
PRUE: (Interrupting.) Whatever! Piper, there's something you should know…
PIPER: About?
(Suddenly Billie flies in the room and slammed against the wall, smashing lots of antique furniture. The four sister stand over the Bimbo.)
PRUE: Hey! Do you know how much all that stuff cost!
BILLIE: There's a Warlock in the attic!
(All girls look super-freaked and turned to go to the stairs but stopped as a figure appeared coming down. Prue and Piper recognized him.)
PRUE: Oh my Holly…
PIPER: But he's supposed to be dead…
PAIGE: Who is he?
PHOBIA: Anton?
(Anton smiled slightly at Phobia and then turned to the other sister.)
ANTON: I've come for your cousin-
PAIGE: Ew. Too much info.
ANTON: Um… not like that. (He smirked his sexy smirk.) Well, not yet.
PAIGE: Wait, what cousin? Didn't we drop the Glamour act?
PRUE: He means Phoebe.
(Dum dum dum! Fade to black.)
End? No. I think is to be continued... yeah! that's it.