Note: Yeah, I know, another pointless songfic. But, yes, still going to update BFA as soon as I type this up. Okay? Happy? Good. So, read on! By the way, Alanna's a squire. OBVIOUSLY. For reference, she's already 17, so yes, garden is OVER. Sadly…
I
know you like me
I know you do
That's why whenever I come
around
She's all over you
I know you want it
Its easy
to see
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be
fing me
Alanna pulled the covers over her head and groaned. She was TRYING to sleep, and Delia of Eldorne wouldn't stop GIGGLING. UGH.
What seemed like days later, Delia finally left Jon's room. Alanna grumbled, got up, and dressed quickly. She knocked on Jon's door.
After talking for a while, the topic of conversation changed to Delia's constant giggling.
"Jon, WHY am I losing sleep over Delia of Eldorne?" Alanna grumbled. Jon shrugged, and Alanna shook her head.
"You two are…ugh!"
"… I'm not the one giggling and getting all jealous over her now, am I?"
"Um, excuse me? Jealous? Dream on, princey-boy!" she retorted.
Jon started turning slightly red.
"All I can say to you right now is…"
"Is what?" Jon asked, feigning interest.
"Don't
cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your
girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha
wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your
girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha!"
Alanna danced out the door, still singing, leaving behind a VERY puzzled Jon.
Disclaimer: Don't own characters OR song.
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