-Muahahahahahaha…...I'm nice, aren't I? I'm updating after 3 reviews, instead of 5.
Also, just some answers to distribute to the nice people who did review…
--Crazy-An-Lovin-It:-----Thank you! So nice to know that. This is awesome! You have hyphens in your pen name!
--Random idiot:-----Yes, I must say I'm very talented in writing, aren't I?
--chi no hana:-----Of course it's funny! And I'm so sorry to disappoint you, but there isn't really a pairing… Or at least, I haven't thought of one yet.
Once again, I'd like to note that I do not own Beyblade, or anything within it. But I do own Biscuit, Pepper and 'Do You Dare?'
Also, excuse my obssessiveness of hyphens. I'm only saying this once.
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-So, from the last time we stopped, Kai and Ray were groaning in unison, because they were on a game show that could easily send them to heaven. Or maybe hell… I don't know.
-"So, does everyone know how to play this game?" Biscuit asked the crowd. "Yeah!" they yelled back. (Must be nice to have such an enthusiastic crowd. Did I mention the crowd was a crowd of sadistics who loved to see people die? Maybe not.)
-"But it seems that these two participants don't! Judging from their ultra blur looks, of course," said Pepper. Ray and Kai could stand it no more; they lunged at Pepper, knocking him down. Well, almost. Pepper had sidestepped at the last moment, causing Ray and Kai to crash into each other, with Ray on top of Kai, Because Ray just happened to Lunge a bit later than Kai.
-"Get the fuck off me!" roared Kai. He tackled Ray, who scrambled up and away. "Oi, this game show is supposed to kill you; you're not supposed to kill each other!" Biscuit called over at them. The crowd of sadistics laughed.
-"Okay, so anyway, this game show lasts five days, from Monday, till Friday! Today is Monday, so their challenges for today are… Wait! I forgot! The new system, remember?" Biscuit asked Pepper worriedly, "Cos' I, for one, can't remember it!"
-Pepper grinned and brandished a piece of paper. "Here's the list," he said. "Oh, yeah! This is how it works," exclaimed Biscuit, "they have to choose four things from each side of the paper. One side will be the type that will make you die, literally, or hurt like hell, and the other side will make you die of embarrassment."
-"Wait, how many people have died in this game show?" asked Ray, he was definitely beginning to worry. He was certain that everyone on this show was a psycho now.
-An evil grin formed on Biscuit's face. "Oh, 3 groups have died, and the rest aren't living anymore!" she replied.
-"Ohmigod!" Ray screamed, and ran around the stage, trying to find a way out. Kai did the same, just minus the screaming. "Did we mention that the list has some challenges that aren't too dangerous?" Pepper asks. "Oh, yeah? Tell us the least dangerous challenge," growls Kai.
-"Let's see..." says Biscuit, now perched on Pepper's shoulders, reading over his head. "Least dangerous would be…maybe the one that says 'Run head first into a wall' or maybe 'Jump on a glass table', cos' then maybe you can slow down before you hit the wall, or maybe you're so light that the glass table won't break."
-"Oi, don't give them ideas!" yells Pepper, and the audience laughs (again). "Well, it's up to you to choose," says Biscuit. "You have ten minutes to choose, four challenges from each side, okay?"
-"Wait, how do we get out of this game show?" asks Ray. "Eh? Oh, simple, I get you out. I'm the one who makes things appear and disappear!" Biscuit smiles.
-Both Kai's and Ray's jaws drop.
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Well, that's it. I have absolutely no idea what to make them do, although I already have the list ready made. Tell you what, I'll let the you pick, okay? The list is coming next, after a short break.
Imagine a stupid commercial
The list of things that will hurt like hell or kill you:
-1. Driving a car with no steering wheel.
-2. Bungee-jumping with a sewing thread.
-3. Swimming in a reef of sharks and skin tearing underwater cactuses.
-4. Run though a fire wearing nothing but underwear.
-5. Ride a skateboard down a (vertical) wall of 2 levels high.
-6. Hang from a revolving ceiling fan going at full speed.
-7. Climb up an empty bookshelf that is 15 ft high.
-8. Jump on a glass table
-9. Run head-first into a wall.
-10. Have lobsters pinch your fingers, crabs pinch your toes, topped off with a beehive on you head.
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The list of thing that will make you die of embarrassment:
-11. Snog one of the same sex in public. (If you're straight)
-12. Pose nude
-13. Fuck with one of the same sex
-14. Buy lot of things at a supermarket, then find out you have no money.
-15. Go in a frilly dress and tell everyone you see that you are a boy.
-16. Go to a shopping centre in Speedos.
-17. Trip and fall with every step you take.
-18. Have an unrestricted ahem period. (For guys)
-19. Streak in an Old Folks' Home.
-20. Hit on a (married) person at least 30 years older than you.
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And so… That's the list. Pls remember to vote in your reviews. Just put the number of which you want them to do in the reviews, and please put only four from each list. So that's a total of… 64? Or maybe… 2? Ah, well. For those who can count, just put the correct number in.
Just a note: The first one on the list is compulsory.
Signed, Kou