Summary: What would happen if Dumbledore was a little strange one day and decided to have quidditch in the great hall? Read and find out. Mostly dialog. Not ment to be well written, just funny.
Quidditch in The Great Hall
Harry, Ron and Hermione sat down for breakfast. It was almost the end of the year and the final quittich matchwas going to take place that day. They were just about to eat their breakfast when Dumbledore got up to make and annoncement.
"Students, Students, please let me have your attention."said Dumbledore to everyone in the great hall. "As you can see from the ceiling..." he pointed to the ceiling in the Great Hallwhich was bewitched too look like a hurricane and a tornado occuring at the same time. "Due to the weather, the final quidditch match between Slytherin and Ravenclaw cannot take place outside today." There were many sighs from the students and everyone began to disscuss the match.
"They don't just cancel quidditch for just any kind of weather you know." Harry told Hermione.
"There is a hurricane and a tornado at the same time! Of course they canceled it! You would have to be crazy to play in weather like this." said Hermione.
"I think it's starting to hail too."added Harry.
"Aw, come on it's not so bad, I think they could still play" said Ron .
"Um, Ron... your strange." said Harry.
The Hall fell silent as Dumbledore began to speak again."I have re-read the rules to the game of quittich and have found that there is no rule against having a quidditch match indoors."
" It's true" someone said.
"I'v seen it before "
"11 times" said someone else.
" No you haven't"
" Ok fine."
"I have decided that it would be a good idea to have the quidditch match take place in the great hall." continued Dumbledore. " The match will be tomorrow right after lunch." Dumbledore sat back down and began eating some eggs and a bag of candy he brought himself..
" This is crazy " remarked Hermione. " Quidditch is dangerous enough outside, and where would they play? The only place big enough is the great hall."
" Do you know what this means Hermione?" exclamied Harry.
"What?"
" I get to play Quidditch in the Great Hall!"
"Um, not really. You do know Griffindor is not in the finals right?"
"Damn it! It would have been cool..."
They went back to eating their breakfast and discussing what an indoor quidditch match might be like. Everyone in the great hall was talking about it. Ron looked over at his brothers Fred and George who looked like they were planing something.
" Hey what are you to up to? " questioned Ron.
" Tell us Ron." said Fred. " If George and I just happened to come into alot of money, what do you think we should buy?"
" New brooms? A year supply of dungbombs? Or perhaps an investment twoard Weaslys Wizarding Weezes?" said George.
" Um, wait, how are you planning to get this money."
" Planning? Who said we were planning ? We werent planning right Fred?"
" Absolutly not. We were just, you know, wonderning... a 'what if ' situation."
" Um, ok then" said Ron not sure wether to belive them or not.