All right, all right. By how you people reacted I see you don't want any Yaoi or Yuri. Ok well, it is a sorato and that's how it will remain I promise you that. But remember I said people will like Matt and he will get close to more then one person and to have dramas involved I may need to improvise a bit using the other characters dw no yaoi or yuri! But I assure you it will turn out a sorato. It is after all based on Matt and Sora. It's a surprise so I can't tell you I may have to just do a bit of Yaoi, only a little bit. But no actual proper formed relationships between BOTH of them. And I have decided on something else… yes it will be shocking but HAY! LOOK AT THE TIME I BETTER GET STARTED eh? R&R to tell me what you think just let me use my idea no real guy on guy going on but what I have in mind will be great… give it a chance.
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Mrs. Jennifer Bender: 26
Mr. Gordon Lerman: 31
Miss. Ginger Jenning: 46
Mr. Ralph Doug AkA principle: 29
Mr. Malcolm Ishida AkA Matt's dad: 38
(There are a few more ages for you all! Oh and a few more will be out in up coming chapters)
Chapter Three: One, two, three, four big surprises nothing more!
"Matt! You were supposed to be up ten minuets ago, meaning you have ten minuets less to get ready!" Matt rolled onto his side, his shoulder slightly shaken by his father "Matt!"
"Wake! Sleep! Me! Soon!" Matt frowned pulling the sheets higher over his shoulders burying his head under his pillow grasping both ends tightly.
Malcolm sighed, slapping Matt's thigh "Wake up!" Matt murmured through the pillow resting his eyes again. "Matt! If your not up by the count of three im dragging you to school in your pyjamas!"
Matt lied weakly through his throat. "Mmmm… im sick."
"Bullshit! Now get up!" Malcolm grasped Matt's ankles pulling against the teen. The blonde held onto the top of his bed refusing to let go. Malcolm slammed his hand down by Matt's side storming out the room. "You better be ready soon!"
Matt pushed away the pillow and blankets, eyes half open and a drained expression worn on his face. "Im gonna push you down the stairs!" Matt began thundering around his room for his uniform. "Then im gonna throw milk in your face!" he gathered together his school pants and school shirt shedding his other garments, replacing them with his clean clothes. "After im done doing that im gonna pop all the tires on your car! And then im gonna swallow the key to the house and lock you outside!" Matt stomped through the barely visible floor of his room pulling out his socks from his drawer.
"Matt, just shutup! You are going to be late!"
"Am not! You dumb fucker, now im awake and I am going to be sleepy all day long and it will be your fault!" Matt hopped out his door pulling on his first sock the other sock in his mouth. "Shish shates shisgusting!"
"Im sorry Matt I couldn't understand a word you just said through that disease infested sock in your fat gob!" Malcolm drove a quickened pace toward the staircase watching the blonde reversing to the stairwell unintentionally "You're about to fall and break something!"
"Shon't shorry, ish shwill bshe insh a casht shoor shomshing." He released the sock from his mouth now attempting to clothe his foot. "I said. Don't worry, it will be in a cast or something!"
"No!" His father corrected. "You're about to break the stairs or the banister. The whole house for that matter!" Malcolm's eyes caught the boy hopping backwards closer to the stairs. "Matt!" The blonde balanced unsteadily, falling back on one foot to the stair below, then the next until loosing stability falling to the bottom. "Are you hurt?" the blonde stiff on his back.
"If I say yes do I get time off school?" he lay motionless like a dead cockroach grumbling. "Stupid… think they can trick me… stupid…"
Malcolm sighed burying his face in his hands "Brush your teeth and fix up that monstrosity you call your hair."
"I don't have bad breath if that's what you're trying to point out. Your breath smells like a camels arse if you wanted to know." He said innocuously. "And my hair is perfect! Unlike your's that looks like its decaying on the top of your head" Matt rolled onto his side rising back to his feet, stepping into the bathroom grabbing his toothbrush. He brushed his teeth as his father has commanded and fixed his hair to its occasional style.
He stood in the kitchen locking his eyes on his father now entering. "Can you make me breakfast?"
"You do it."
"Fine whatever." He rolled his eyes adding in a whisper "Prick." He opened the microwave throwing in two pieces of uncooked bread clamming shut the microwave door.
Malcolm watched curiously coughing "If you're trying to make toast, you use a toaster to toast bread Matt, not a microwave. A microwave heats up things not toasts it." Matt snarled mouthing rudely the advice his father just gave him removing the warm bread.
He tried the procedure again placing the two slices of bread into the toaster pushing down on the handle. The toast immediately sprung back up Matt gazing aimlessly at the bread. He leaned forward pushing down again, eyes calmly locked with the bread, Malcolm just watching amusingly from the background. The bread popped up again. Matt's gaze became murderous pushing down more heavily "You eat the bead and make it cooked so I can have breakfast." It popped up again "Cook the bread." He asked serenely to the toaster. Disobeying the bread sprung up again "Cook the break." This time he instructed more firmly the bread popping up again "Take the fucking bread you hunk of shit!" he slammed his hand down repetitively on the handle, the bread popping up time and time again. The bread remained still for a second… Pop! "Gah! You fucker! Im gonna make you a god damn shit tray and send you off to Tokyo!"
"Why Tokyo?" Malcolm arched both eyebrows.
"Because" Matt began "Its as, far! Away as I can get it!" His father held back a laugh watching the teen grab the toaster shaking the item repetitively before removing the bread throwing the two slices across the room shortly followed by the toaster "Doesn't matter. I didn't want toast anyway."
"You know Matt it would have toasted the bread if you plugged it in. Don't you think?" Malcolm sipped his coffee taking himself and his breakfast over to the table.
Matt opened the fridge gazing through each shelf. Yuck something that looks half eaten… chocolate… some other shit that can't find a home… this doesn't look too bad. He removed a foil-covered doughnut throwing the entire packaging into the microwave forcing his finger on start. Matt folded his arms watching the rotating foil in the oven. A small flame burst from the foil "Dad! Shit! The microwaves on fire!"
"You idiot! What did you do?"
"I tried to make breakfast!" Matt kicked the door hoping it would suddenly stop. "Un burn! Un burn! Poof! Hello!" Matt was pushed aside by his father opening the microwave door throwing in a container full of water.
"There problem solved… You don't put foil in a microwave! I hope you have learnt you're lesson. We have to get you to school now and you haven't eaten breakfast."
"Im fine." He picked up the hot foil unwrapping the soggy doughnut drooping through his fingers splattering on the floor "I just lost my appetite anyway… look… Dad. Please. I am fully capable of getting myself something to eat if I really want it. There are people walking around the streets everywhere."
"So… you're gonna jump out at someone and nor their leg off?" Matt threw his schoolbag over his shoulder grumbling to the sly remark of his father following behind locking the door at their exit. "Get in the car."
"What the fuck do you think im doing?" Malcolm slid in the car and slammed closed his door slapping Matt across the leg "Ouch! What did I do?"
"I have to start being more strict on you. And swearing is not appropriate." Matt rubbed his leg leaning up against his window watching the property pass by. Matt was driven to school every day by his father, a special request from the school. It had been a year before Matt had caught the bus. Matt continuously threw things at the bus driver and swore at him and therefore everyday the bus driver dreaded stopping at that school, which is why he was later instructed he would catch a ride with his father. "I still don't understand why I can't have a license." Matt frowned.
"Well. Lets think about what you just said." Malcolm clamped his hands tightly on the steering wheel, breaking behind a stopping car. "If you had a licence there would be no such thing as a road. The footpath would be considered a road, the houses would be considered roads, and the river would be considered a road. Everywhere! Would! Be! A! Road!"
Matt pushed back in his seat rolling his eyes. "Yeah. Whatever you say… adults suck."
"Ok Matt. Adults suck. By the way, when you get home from school we are packing and leaving for the trip. Tai and Sora will come home with you today, don't muck up and don't dawdle on the way home."
Matt opened the car door throwing his backpack over his shoulder "Please, when have I ever wasted time."
"Just don't be home late, I wanna get there before nightfall." Matt grumbled slamming closed his door. "Bye Matt." the blonde attempted to force a smile in return.
"Well finally you're here!" Matt turned holding his breath. "I thought you weren't coming for a minuet there."
"Oh god! I thought you were the principle or something." Matt freed a sigh of relief. The brunet tapped his foot impatiently coughing to break the silence. "Tap that foot a little faster you stupid dumb-"
"Matt!" Sora jumped out from behind drumming his shoulders "you are late mister, where have you been? We have been waiting here for over fifteen minuets." Sora grumbled under her breath.
"That's not my fault" Matt protested frowning "You shouldn't have waited for me."
Taichi smacked his forehead "I pray there will be a day when you Matt, can do everything right." The brunet endeavoured a smirk through his 'im serious' expression.
"Hay! What's that supposed to mean?"
"Yeah. As much as I hate agreeing with Matt I must say, you can't talk you are just as bad as he is!"
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Sora sighed reading through her classes scheduled for the day "I have… maths, and… creative writing. Crap! Im gonna be late!" she screamed back huddling her books against her chest.
Taichi giggled prancing about like a little schoolgirl "I have a free! Ha! Sucked in, if Sora has maths that means you have maths too, meaning you are stuck with brainy for the first lesson of the day!"
"Ha! Yeah." Matt rearranged the positioning of the straps from his bag, rolling back his shoulders "well then you have fun with you little free." Matt began pacing, he stopped turning whilst clicking his fingers "oh yeah! And you're coming home with Sora and I today, yes?"
"Matt, im not stupid."
"You sure?" Matt arched his eyebrow smirking "well im gonna be late and im blaming you, Malcolm's already ticked off at me."
"I bet he is!" I don't get it; he calls him dad occasionally, but Malcolm… I don't even call my dad by his first name. Taichi stretched his arms waving through a yawn. "See ya Matt!"
"Bye Tai!"
Ok, I realize im late. Walk in, act casual… oh crap I have gay old Lerman! This is going to be a long maths lesson. Matt rolled his eyes, books resting by his thigh. He entered the classroom, students jotting down points from their textbooks.
"Good morning sunshine! What cherry filled cloud dropped you past here at this time, from land of the delicious fairies?"
Matt clapped his hands together smiling sarcastically "Oh the hallway is so magical! And seriously do you know how hard it is to find two like grey socks in the morning?" Hell! I could pass as gay!
Mr. Lerman smiled "See that seat over there?" Mr. Lerman directed a finger towards a seat at the front of the room "that seat is like so magical too!"
Matt grinned foolishly "Oh yeah! Great spot. And Gordon… pink is so your colour!"
"Why thankyou Matt! I bought it yesterday! I was like shopping for like… five hours and I got the best appealing clothes in the store!" Matt threw down his books over his desk sliding into his seat.
Matt tried exceptionally hard to remain silent. He rocked forward again in his seat pulling his textbook closer. He opened the front cover skimming through the contents. What the hell have I been doing, how can everyone listen to this crap? Its mumbo jumbo! What is mumbo jumbo anyway? Maybe its some kinda mushroom voodoo crap.
"Matt?"
"I don't like mushrooms!"
The room held silent before Mr. Lerman continued "Ok, your weird. Uh this is your new planner, apparently the other one was misplaced, am I right?"
"Uh…" Matt stirred. "Yeah that's right."
"Well again you fell asleep in class, and the bell just rang so I guess… class dismissed." Matt left the room shortly followed up by Joe.
"Hey!" Matt replied with a grim stare "Well at least you opened your textbook today… that's a start."
Matt focused his attention forward pulling at his hair with his free hand "Its not that! Im fine failing, I really don't care. I just cant be bothered facing my next class with that stupid old faggot."
Joe tried not to meet eyes with the blonde darting off down the hall "Ok then have fun, Miss. Jenning is waiting for you! Don't be late Matt!"
Matt continued down the corridor sighing, stupid dumb teacher now she's gonna get mad at me. Although im not exactly late yet. He turned his head eyes glued to his right freezing in his tracks. Hmm I am a bit thirsty…not! But this is such a good opportunity! No… cant be late… maybe just a quick prank.
He dropped his books reaching into his pocket retrieving a pen. His eyes scanned left and right, well no ones around. He ripped apart the pen approaching the drinking fountain. He bit his tongue suppressing the urge to laugh. He squeezed the pen into the drinking fountain clogging the bubbler. He turned the handle slightly, he grinned oh! I feel so sorry for the poor sucker that uses this next!
Matt scooped up his books running forward into the room at his right. Miss. Jenning groaned, "Well… you're not exactly as late as I thought you would have been so please take a seat Mr. Ishida."
Matt paced around the classroom seating beside Sora "Where were you Matt?"
"Oh just got a bit sidetracked but im here and im not really late." Matt piled his books together neatly listening out for him name.
"Jonathan?" she was responded with the term present or absent "Matt? I don't even want an answer from you, if everyone didn't know you were here then there is something wrong."
"What!" Matt pushed back his chair. "You stupid fat cow!"
Miss. Jenning approached Matt standing at his desk now folding her arms "Your ears mustn't work to well."
"Maybe not." Matt pulled back "Too bad my nose works just fine!" Sora shook her head burying her face in her hands. Matt sniffed the air coughing "You smell like an old person!"
"That's because I am an old person!" Miss. Jenning began shading a dark red the veins on her forehead becoming visible.
"What do you know, my eyes work perfectly fine too." Matt grinned slyly trying to play the part of innocence. "I don't wanna sound rude or anything but you look like you were melted out of a giant ice cube from the Stone Age."
"Im not gonna even bother arguing with you."
"Good." Matt sighed watching thoughtfully as Sora removed her diary jotting in a quick note. "Where you going?"
"Won't be long." Sora replied in a whisper. She threw down her planer on Miss. Jennings desk, the teacher signing in approval. Sora headed elegantly out the door, planner in hand sparing back a quick glance.
Matt opened his workbook, pencil scraping the paper. He focused all this thought together chewing the end of his led beginning you write. He hummed tapping his fingertips against the page. Oh crap! What if Sora has gone to get a drink? She'll kill me… literally. Crap I hate her when she's mad; she is seriously dangerous when she gets in 'the mood' Matt's hand shot up.
"Yes Matt? What is wrong now?"
"Uh if it's not too much to ask… where did Sora go?"
Miss. Jenning arched her eyebrow in confusion "Well, its not really appropriate but if it will get you back to working then I suppose… she's gone to get a drink. Why do you ask Ishida?"
"Ah shit!" Matt jumped out from his seat as Sora entered the classroom. Her hair drenched, white shirt now transparent and short's which she preferred over the skirt soaked. Her shoes filled with water and temper gradually rising.
She clamped her fist's "Maaaaatt!"
"Help me! Someone!" Matt threw back his chair Sora pushing past to grab Matt "Ah! Killer on the loose! She's got PMS!" Miss. Jenning rose from her seat watching Matt dart out the door at the same time laughing.
"Im gonna kill you Matt!"
"Help me!" Matt's voice echoed through the hall.
Sora chased the blonde screaming after him, "When I get my hands on you! You're gonna wish you were never born!" she stopped gazing above her your going down Ishida. I count on it!
Matt looked back "She's gone?" his eyes sharp scanning the corridor left and right "Sora? Sora common this isn't funny!" he smiled beginning to laugh "Ok Sora, don't jump out at me."
He waited for her reply though receiving nothing. He tried again; he walked forward slow and steady like a game of hide and go seek "Matt!"
"Crap!" Sora jumped down from the roof straddling Matt's shoulder's tightening her legs around Matt's chest "Don't pull my hair!" Sora tugged again at his hair after being commanded not to.
"Look what you did! Im soaking wet! Cause of you!"
"You're making me wet!"
"I don't care!" Sora slapped his forehead, then his cheek "You jerk! You planned this I know you did!"
"I didn't exactly plan to carry you around on my shoulders!" Matt avoided he walls brushing past people at the doors of classrooms to watch the childish teens "You're gonna make us fall!"
Sora waved her arms about struggling to balance on Matt's shoulders "Matt! Stop moving so quickly!"
Matt ran into the gym hall interrupting a class in process. "What in blazes is going on here?" the teacher called after Matt.
Sora lifted her arms grabbing a balance beam, Matt ran underneath. She dropped to the floor removing her shoes. "Now you die Ishida!"
Matt groaned attempting to smile although he appeared more frightened then anything. He caught her fists in both hands then clutched his stomach after a knee to the gut. Sora pulled his shirt up over his head tossing the garment aside "Stop it! Sora!" she held the blondes head tightly between her legs wrapping her arms around his back tightening roughly in his stomach area. "Stop it Sora, my head feels like its being ripped off my shoulders!"
Matt leaned back up into a standing position, Sora still holding her place "Don't fall back whatever you do!"
"Why will I hurt the irate princess?" Matt gripped Sora's shirt falling onto his back ripping her item of clothing in the process.
"You ruined my shirt! Stupid jerk!" Sora gritted her teeth tugging at Matt's pants.
"Don't ruin my pants!"
"I'll do what the hell I want!"
The gym teacher watched horrifically from the background, his students watching the two scream and yell at one another. Taichi entered the hall followed by a mass of teachers and students "Oh, no." Taichi covered his eyes biting his lip.
Taichi watched the gym teacher push past the crowd "Im going to get Mr. Doug!"
"You evil, evil bitch!" Matt blocked a strike from Sora holding her arms behind her back digging his knee into her spine, still not noticing the mass of people watching "Am I hurting you?"
"Kinda!"
"That's good." Matt tugged again on her arms though lost grip. She slapped his face straddling his waist pinning down both arms. "Ok now your hurting me." Matt managed to free his arms rolling to change the odds now Matt on top of Sora, the young teen pinned down.
She continued struggling slightly moving under his body "You are the biggest asshole! When I get up im gonna flush your head down the toilet."
"Guys!" Taichi called from the crowed. Matt turned his head as did Sora noticing the grim and horrified shock on each face "Maybe you should… you know like um…"
"What?" Matt and Sora shouted in unison.
"Maybe you should um… look at what you are wearing and what position your in."
Sora closed her eyes please don't tell me I am in something I really don't want to even say to myself! Matt gazed down jumping up in a matter of seconds.
"Oh crap! This is all your fault Sora!"
Sora blushed realizing she was only wearing a blue bra and blue underwear "Holy shit! Matt im gonna kill you!" she hind behind Matt pressing her back up against his. "Look what the hell im wearing!"
"Yeah I saw! I am in my underwear" he whispered back "You've got a nice body though Sora. Ouch!" Matt rubbed the back of his head after being struck by one of her fists.
"I can say the same about you. But you can't hit me!"
Tai cracked up covering his mouth "You guys look so stupid!"
"Shutup Tai!" Sora covered her face trying to avoid further embarrassment, the red in her face intensifying the more she thought about it.
Taichi ran forward standing in front of Matt "Ok everyone back to class. Ok you gym people go wait outside for your teacher this is all going to be fine." The audience left the hall leaving Sora, Matt and Taichi. "So… how stupid do you feel now Matt? One of your own little tricks backfired."
Sora turned around to face Matt slapping his face "I am completely ticked off at you right now!"
"Sora. It looks like your wearing a bikini!"
"I hate bikini's!" Sora stomped her feet attempting to cover up with her arms. "I am practically naked! This is all the evil work of Matt!"
"Calm down Sora!" Matt chuckled "it doesn't matter, its over now. Except im really cold and I can't exactly put my clothes on cause you kind of destroyed them in your stupid rampage frenzy."
Mr. Doug burst through the gym doors handing a towel to both teens "Come immediately to my office… how did I know you were involved Ishida?" he sighed slapping his forehead "Taichi. You can head back to class."
"Yes sir." Tai assured the principle leaving the area as quickly as possible.
"Now! This is cutting into your recess, so it doesn't bother me." Sora sat seated beside Matt both teens now fully dressed in a new set of clothes "I can understand that this was all a mishap. Am I right?"
Sora mused. "N-"
"Yes!" Matt quickly correcting her "uh… it will never happen again, I promise you."
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Matt quickly rose from his seat though called back "Matt! Get back here!" he did so reseating beside Sora. "You say to me that this wont happen again but im sorry to say I can't trust you… Matt…" Mr. Doug paused jointing his fingers together like jigsaw pieces "Im sorry to say, but I think… I may have to expel you."
"What!" Sora shouted, through Matt's loud aspect of shock "Mr. Doug, by all due respect you cant pull Matt out of the school!"
Mr. Doug rubbed his eyes groaning, "Im sorry miss. Takenouchi. But I think it may be for the best." Sora's mouth dropped Matt fiddling with his thumbs.
"But! Can't you think of another punishment for him? One that you can give to him every time he does something wrong. Maybe like a tally and for every certain amount of strikes he gets you… punish him?"
Matt pressed his lips together gazing into the puzzle slowly solving in Mr. Doug's eyes "Well… I guess that's not a bad idea. But im not so sure… Hmmm… alright deal." Matt jumped out from his seat smiling and clapping "But! I have planned your punishment will be… I'll think of it, when I have something in my head you will be back here." Matt thanked the principle, as did Sora jumping out the office door.
"You are a legend!" Matt jumped and accepted a hi-five offered by Sora.
"I know. If it wasn't for me, you would be in so much trouble!"
Matt mused. "Sora why would you help me after that whole incident? And how did you know it was me who did it?"
She smiled shaking her head "One, I helped you because without you I am nothing. And two, because you are the only person who would pull such a lame joke, and you yourself said you got sidetracked. When I entered the room you were all worried anyway." She laughed out loud rubbing the back of her neck.
Matt still standing in an upright position joined her, now also laughing "It was pretty funny, I have never seen that much of you before!"
"You are sick in the head Matt, really sick in the head." She licked the bottom half of her lips lifting her eyes to the ceiling "What do you think your punishment will be?"
"I don't know, I don't really care either. But I have a new diary and I am mad at that stupid Jennifer! Something tells me she is going to get me back today!"
"Why do you think that?" Sora began leading Matt through the crowding hall. "I mean, why would she want to make you mad? She saw how pissed off you can get."
Matt tried to force a smile turning down the hall to his locker. He began his combination; the smell of his locker was absolutely horrid. It was like asking for a death sentence "Matt!"
"Huh?" Matt spun round to meet the brunet giggling "Oh hey Tai. What are you doing?"
"No idea, I am going to class, but th-" he stopped covering his mouth "What the fuck is that dreadful stench?"
Matt closed up his locker after retrieving his books "I think my hermit crab from the beginning of the year died in there. I don't think I took him home. And now" he held a hand on his chest closing his eyes "We mourn crabby."
"What the fuck is crabby?" Tai cracked up.
"I think that was the crabs name." Matt began to ponder tapping his forehead with his index finger lightly "Oh well it doesn't really matter. It could have been something bigger. It could have been you Tai!"
"Ewe." Taichi cringed. "I feel really sick now. And I have science! We are dissecting a frog today!"
"Yay!" Matt shouted tugging at Taichi's sleeve to quicken their pace to class. "I have the best idea, this will be so fun!"
Why wouldnt i like to be Taichi right now? Well guess for youself. Ok People I hope you liked it, I promise you I will make you think science is the best subject this world knows. And you guys are gonna have to love Drama he, he… oh no don't worry just a few ideas the next chap should be a real crack up! I hope you liked this chapter, sorry it took so long I started writing a new story called Corrupted by… yeah so soz about that I will try to be more quick next time oh and please review a get really happy I jump around on my seat. And yes I have legs!
Alright people this is Miss. D signing off! I'll update soon.