Inside the movie theatre
Napoleon and Deb were in line waiting to get some popcorn.
"Hello! Would you like some popcorn?" asked the cashier.
"Well duh! Gosh! Why do think I'm in line? Idiot!" said Napoleon.
"I want some milk." Deb said.
"Alright, gosh! What kind?"
"2. You know I think I'm fat."
"Okay, whatever."
The lovely couple got their popcorn and milk, and were about to go inside the theatre that showed the movie when Pedro came out of nowhere.
"Hey Napoleon." said Pedro.
"Pedro! Gosh, you freaking scared me!"
"I'm sorry. Hi Deb."
"Hey, Pedro."
"What are you guys doing?"
"We're watching a movie, what's it look like? Gosh!"
"Hey Pedro, did you get a new haircut?" asked Deb.
"Yes. It was getting very hot…"
"Gosh, idiot! Last time you did that you couldn't show yourself for weeks!" said Napoleon.
"Napoleon! Don't be mean! Why don't you watch the movie with us Pedro." said Deb.
"Ok."
So, all of the friends went inside to watch the movie. Oh joy.