At long last Napoleon grew tired of running. When he stopped to catch his breath he found himself outside of Pedro's house. He knocked on the door, and in a small voice he heard,
"Who is it?"
"It's me, Napoleon. Who do you think it is, gosh!"
Pedro opened the door, and he looked a mess. His hair was raveled and he was wearing-dare I say it-red lipstick!
"What the heck are you doing Pedro! You look like a freaking girl!"
"Well Napoleon-"but before Pedro could go on Napoleon pushed through him and went inside.
"What the heck is going on, Pedro! Gosh!"
You see, when Napoleon went inside, he saw Summer sitting on the couch-wearing red lipstick! Pedro had been making out with her.
"Oh Napoleon, you don't understand! I'm in love!" said Pedro.
Napoleon looked at Summer and she waved to him shyly.
"It's true." she said. "We are in love! Please don't tell anyone, especially my boyfriend. I don't have the heart to tell him!"
"Pedro!" Napoleon said, ignoring Summer. "This girl is pure evil! Remember how rude she was when you ran for president? Gosh, what are you, an idiot?"
But Napoleon had no choice but to believe them, for when he looked into their eyes he saw love.
"Gosh!" he thought, "Everyone has someone to be with today except me! Deb is freaking with uncle Rico!"
Napoleon left, promising not to tell anyone. He had nothing to do, so he walked down town. He passed by a gym and read the sign on the door:
This Week Only!
Rex is coming to show his awesome fighting skills and teach YOU how to use them!
Don't be left without the knowledge of self defense!
Also
Having these skills is bound to get the girl of your dreams to love you for sure!
Don't delay!
The cost is 100$ for this week of training.
"Flippin' sweet! I have to learn that! Then Deb will love me forever!"
Napoleon ran inside the gym to learn the way to Deb's heart.