DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Adams Family, Johnny Depp(sigh), Friends(best show ever) or any clichés which may come up………………………….
It was kinda awkward that day. Having the Adams Family around made the house instantly grow creepier, and Wednesday wouldn't stop poking him and shaking her head, "Mummy, he's too thin!" she would wail from time to time. Thing would get down his trousers. The only one he felt he could talk to was Uncle Fester. But the conversations would go like this:
"Well, Fester, do you like…corn (look of longing comes into Mort's eye)?"
"OOOH! Corn! How do feel on Abba! They good? (Twisting hips, starts singing, doing a pretty good falsetto) "Daaaaancing Queen! You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeeeeeen! Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine ohh jaaa! You can dance; you can jive, having the time of your life
Ooo... see that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the Dancing Queen!"
"Oh…my…GOD"(Mort buries his face into his hand, a dozen fangirls over the world wish they were his hand…)
"HEY! THAT'S MY CLICHED LINE!" shouts an angry Janice…
"Honey, what you doing'? We don't belong here…" Whispered Chandler, gently leading her away…
"Nice place by the way (nervous laugh, then notices The Adams Family). Yeah, black, good look in the…um, country…bye" Chandler makes a hasty exit…
"Sigh I wish I could have a decent conversation without SOMEONE popping up"
"Learn how to be strong you must. How to ignore interruptions you must learn. Hmm?"
Mort shoves Yoda into the bin, after taking his light saber
"Hmm, flashy…"
"Look, Mort gotta glowie thing! I want it!" screamed Puglsey…
"No dear, we do not kill our gracious host…Lurch, fetch us some dinner" Mortica said.
"I know, lets fatten him up ourslefs! Do him a favour!" Yelled a drunk Gomez
"Oooh, yes! DINNER!" Shouts Fester. Mort casually kills him…
"You are learning well, young Rainwalker…(does the breathing thing), now embrace your destiny and turn to the moderately dark side!"
"GAAAAAAAARH! I HATE MY LIFE!" Mort starts randomly chopping off body bits…
"ooooh…can we eat THOSE bits mummy?"
"Yes dearest"
"The Addams family are now happily tucking into Mort…
"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! IF IT WERENT FOR YOU MEDDLIN' KIDS…!"
"Hey dude, chill out. I mean, Zoinks, we 'aint done nothin' wrong, have we Scooby?"
"Ruff Ruff Shaaargy (translates as: No way Shaggy)"
"Oh, ever so sorry, do except my sincerest apologizes…" Yells Mort, continuing to cut off body bits…
"HEY! That's been done before!" The audience sighs as the author introduces the cast of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" since mort is now just a torso…but before he can reply he is kicked over and they leave…
"Thank God everyone's GONE! But how will I get up? HOW CAN I LIVE!"
"MUHAHAHAHA! MUHAHAHA! Die you must!" Says a forgotten Yoda…
Mort shuffles over to the bi, despite it being physically impossible, and kicks Yoda with his legs, which don't exist. So all in all, a happy chapter ending. Yet does the story end here? NOOOOOO! HAHAHA! READ ON YOU MUST!
Ok, please review! I know this chapter was just a leeeeeetle bit random, but you know, you know shifty eyes….