'Mum, can I get a tattoo?' Chris asked. 'Chris! Not until you're 18!' Lois replied, setting dinner on the table.

'Aw, come on Lois! It's just a tattoo!' Peter said. 'Wow! You've got great parenting skills, Peter.' Brian said, rolling his eyes.

'Stewie! Meg! Dinner!' Lois called, serving everyone roast lamb. Stewie walked into the room, followed by a tall, skinny girl with long blonde hair. She was wearing a miniskirt and tank top.

'Who's your little friend, Stewie?' Lois asked. 'Mum! It's me!' Meg cried, spinning in a circle.

'Meg? MEG? You can't be Meg; you're too pretty! Gee! You can't fool us that easily! Meg's ugly, friendless and talent less. You look like you'd have a million friends,' Peter said.

'Yeah, you're too hot to be Meg!' Chris said, before going back to shovel more food into his mouth.

'No, no, I say, it really is Megan!' Stewie told them, scuttling up into his high chair. Everyone stopped eating and stared at Meg.

'It is Meg! Sweetie, what did you do to yourself, you look fantastic!' Lois exclaimed.

'Thanks, Mum!' Meg sat down at the table. 'Great job, Meg! This is the first time I've been proud to have you as my daughter!' Peter said to her. 'Quick, burn everything that reminds us of the old Meg!'

'Mum, what is this? Roast Lamb! Do you know how many calories this has in it? I need to LOSE weight, not gain weight! Don't patronize me!' Meg pushed her plate into the middle of the table, and reached for a piece of carrot instead.

'That's right, sweetie. You could probably lose a few more pounds. I'll eat your dinner,' Peter reached for Meg's plate and started shoveling it in.

'No, you're fine like you are Meg. A big improvement on what you were before, but you're fine now!' Lois felt she ought to say something.

'Oh, yeah right Mum! Just look at these hips! Thanks a lot!' With that, Meg left the table and stormed upstairs.

'You know, she'll probably become popular at school now, but she'll be competing to be thinner than the others, and become anorexic or bulimic. Her grades will drop, and she'll be out all night driving around with boys, and end up losing her virginity in an alleyway somewhere. She may even start smoking. Do you really want that?' Brian asked.

'Lighten up, Brian! It's about time she started acting her age and giving in to peer pressure! Finally, she's become a teenager!' Lois said.

'I want a dragon!' Chris suddenly yelled.