I'm trying to follow the Pokemon Television series with my fan fictions. This is the second part of my series following the episodes.
WARNING- This story DOES contain content no suitable for younger viewers. Do not take me responsible for damage caused by this story. It is meant to be funny, so it is funny. Notice the "R" rating. Oh yeah. I don't own Pokemon…
"What the hell! Listen to me! You're my Pokemon!" Ash was barking orders towards his unlovable Pikachu he received from Professor Oak after a brief… negotiation.
Ash was sitting on a dirt road right outside of Pellet town. He was trying to maneuver his Pokemon to the next town to continue his quest to get the next gym badge.
"You know what? Fuck you. Did you hear that? FUCK YOU!" Ash storms off leaving the small fragile Pokemon all alone.
"Aw, look at the little Pikachu! I want to pet it!" Comments a sweet little girl in an adorable pink dress about six or seven years of age. She walks up to the Pokemon and beings to stroke it's small yellowish head.
"PI-KA-CHOOOOOOO!" Shouts the small creature and it scorches the young girl's body into a black heap of char. Soon after, (Pikachu was already long gone) the girl's parents see the black char and immediately realized what had happened.
"My…my daughter…" The mom kneels down and becomes zoned out. Staring into thin air. The dad chuckles and walks off.
Pikachu, now a while away from the mom and the daughter, caught up with Ash as he was walking on.
"What the fuck do you want?" Ash said to Pikachu.
Pikachu replied with a soft "Pika," and zapped Ash with a jolt of lightning.
"GawahahahahhaAAAAA!" Ash cried out. "Okay you little fucktard!" Pikachu stopped. "Dammit! Whatever, you can follow me…" Ash began walking with Pikachu beside him.
About an thirty minutes later…
"Take a goddamn piss!" Ash shouted at Pikachu as he sniffed around looking for a place to mark himself.
Just then, a huge flock of Sparrow came and neatly landed in the tree beside Ash.
"Get the FUCK away from me!" Ash said as he shooed the Sparrow away. Then what seemed like the alpha male, just stood there, just feet away from Ash. "Hey! Get. The. Fucking. Hell. AWAY!" Ash ran after it. The rest of the flock attacked Ash. Pecking him, his testicles, and his chest. Everything.
Pikachu saw this and ran to aid Ash. It started raining.
"PI-KA-CHOOOOO!" Huge amounts of lightning flashed everywhere and shocking everything. Dozens of dead bird bodies littered the area. Ash fell to the ground.
Pikachu crawled on the ground to Ash. He started licking his face, trying too revive him.
Ash awoke.
"DID I FUCKING SAY TO FUCKING ELECTROCUTE ME THEN TO START LICKING MY FACE? Goddamn!" Ash got up then walked away. He looked back and saw that Pikachu was crying and hurt. "Alright… I'll help you…"
Ash walked back, picked up Pikachu, and continued his way on to the next town. The rain had stopped and Ash neared a waterfall.
"Holy shit…" Ash muttered under his breath. He completely dropped Pikachu. His new focus of attention was a very attractive girl, sunbathing on the beach of the waterfall. Ash, only about fifty feet away, leaped into a nearby bush, with a clean, unblocked view of the teenage girl.
She had red hair and was tall. She was well built for her age. She was in a bathing suit.
Ash was in the bush committing to a revered sin…
"Oh yeah…!" Ask grunted. But he grunted too loudly and the girl heard him.
"Wh-who's there?" The girl leapt up from her tanning chair and covered herself. "I said, WHO'S THERE?" She walked over to the bush Ash was sinning in. "Are you in here, you nasty pervert?" She leaned into the bush and saw Ash, partially unclothed. "EEK!"
"AH!" Ash looked up. "Hey! Uh…I was itching…"
"Ug, you disgusting pervert!" She replied.
Ash leapt up and dashed to the girl's bike that was parked next to her tanning chair. He leaped on then realized he forgot Pikachu. So he peddled over to him, picked him up and peddled off away from the waterfall.
"I'm…uh…helping my Pikachu! I'll give your bike back!" Ash shouted over his shoulder has he sped off.
Hehehe. Sucker. "I'll give your bike back!" What a load of shit… Ash thought. He snickered. He had a Pokemon, a bike, and ambition.