DIsclamer: I OWN NOTHING and thanks to SARA A. WESKER for reviewing (runs)

Wesker had him cornered on the edge. He had the gun pinned to Chris Redfield's chest and had a finger on the trigger. "Any last words Redfield before I shoot you?" He said with a smirk. "Pull the trigger I dare you."

He said Beats of sweat running down his body. Wesker shot and Chris moved out of the way. He turned and pushed wesker into the pool. He picked up the water gun wesker dropped and smiled. "I WIN." He announced triumphantly with a smirk.

Then a rock hit his head and he looked around to see who it was. Up on the lifeguard chair was Sara Wesker. It was unknown if she was a relative of wesker or not, but she was whistling and swinging her slingshot around on her finger.

He grumbled and jumped into the pool. Sara hit him again with another rock. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" He yelled rubbing his head.

"NO JUMPING IN THE POOL." She said with a smirk. He dived and looked around. No sooner than that did Steve slip and fall on top of him.

He yelled and kicked him in the nuts. Steve started to cry waddling towards Claire to whine at her. But not everything was bad. Alfred and alexia were gone.

To tell you how well have to go back in time back… back…. back…..ok not that far back. Alfred and Alexia were on there side of the pool thinking up ways of how to rule the pool again. "What if….no…how about…..no…AHA IVE GOT IT."

Alexia cried. She told her brother the plan and they nodded. Alfred climbed the ladder to the lifeguard chair and smiled. "Sara it seems that Chris was calling you a tramp."

He said looking at her. She glared at Chris and flew off the Lifeguard chair and proceeded to jump Chris. Alexia made her way up and she sat in the chair."YES MY PLAN WORKED I AM QUEEN OF THE POOL." She yelled with a smile.

Wesker glared and pushed a button on his sunglasses. A loud voice began to speak suddenly "YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TILL EJECTION." Alfred panicked but Alexia stayed seated with an evil smile on her face.

That was until the chair catapulted her off her ass and into the air. After a couple of seconds a car alarm sounded. "HOLY CRAP THAT'S MY CAR." Chris yelled as Alfred ran to his sister's aid.

There was a moment of silence until everyone but Chris busted out laughing. Chris was currently crying because he glimpsed at his car and it was not pretty. Back to present time.

Steve was now in the hospital and Sara kept hitting Chris with rocks. I wonder how tomorrow will be……..

WHO should i annoy next? R&R