Liek, hi! I'm edwinrygal001, and this is my first fanfic! -Giggles- It's, liek, so totally a Mary Sue parody! -Giggles some more- R&R!
Roi Musutangu looked out his window at Eastern HQ, to look at the sunset. The vibrant colors of oranges, reds and golds danced upon the ever darkening sky, evading the all empowering dark blue of the oncoming night. The lights of the city were just coming on, lighting up the darkening sky like little stars being born unto the Earth anew, like the rebirth of a dead soul. Roi sighed as he tried to remember what he had been thinking at the beginning of the paragraph as the door to his office opened gently, the sound barely hearable above the crickets outside.
Roi looked up to see the most beautiful woman his eyes had ever seen. Her long, aqua hair fell like little halos around her shoulders, curling at the ends. Her wondrous violet eyes shone of pure innocence as she smiled gently at Roi, the smile lighting up the room like a flame in a pitch black room.
"Mustang-taisa, sir, I have those folders about Ishbal for you," She said, the words rolling off of her tongue easily, her voice as smooth and gentle as velvet. "My name's Odessa Oceana Oriana Ormanda Ouida Otylia Oya Oriole Orien Oralee Opa Oni Ona."
Roi thought for a second, wondering first of how she had managed to actually say her name, and why in the heck somebody would have such a long name with that many O's. He sighed and reached into his desk for his Ignition gloves.
"Mustang-taisa?" She asked, before Roi snapped, causing the woman with to many O's in her name to burst into flames. She fell to the ground, dead on the spot.
"Damn Fangirls and their Mary Sue's," Roy mumbled, turning to look back out at the sunset.
Liek, please review!