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Game 1: Round 2
Munchkin: Welcome back to the Stargate Factor. Before we go onto Round 2, Osiris, we need to give you your bonus question. Are you ready?
Osiris: (glares silently at Munchkin)
Munchkin: I'll take that as a yes. Which are the least friendly creatures in the universe?
Osiris: The Unas?
Munchkin: Wrong! The correct answer was: The Goa'uld. You are on 900 points, Jonas is on 1600 points and Jack is on 1700 points. On to Round 2. Now, in this round, there are nine categories for you to choose from and I will ask you all a multiple choice question. If you answer the question right and the Brains Trust gets it wrong, you receive 100 points. If you and the Brains Trust answer it right, you receive 50 points. If you answer wrong, you get nothing. Here are the categories:
Races
Gods
Politics
Technology
Ships
Animals
Weapons
Planets
Cultures
Munchkin: Jack, could you please choose a category?
Jack: Sure. Weapons.
Munchkin: Ok. Heres your question: The full name of a 'zat' is:
staff weapon
zat'n'katel (sp?)
90mm
(contestants choose their answers while weird music plays in the background.)
Munchkin: Ok. Brains Trust?
Sam: It's b. Definitely.
Thor: I concur.
Hammond: Sounds right.
Munchkin: Wow. That was quick. Let's see what the contestants thought. Jack: b. Jonas: b. Osiris: c? Well, the answer is b. zat 'n' ktel. Jonas, please choose a subject.
Jonas: (smiles) cultures.
Munchkin: All right. Who do the people of Cimmeria worship? A. Daniel Jackson B. Apophis C. Freyr
(music plays again while contestants choose their answers)
Jack: I know this one!
Munchkin: (smiles at Jack and puts her finger to her lips again)
Jack: sorry. (Grins at Munchkin)
Munchkin: Ok, Brains Trust?
Thor: The answer is c. Freyr.
Sam: That's right!
Hammond: Sure is.
Munchkin: All right, the Brains Trust is going for C. Jack thinks its c. Jonas thinks its c. and Osiris thinks its b. The answer is c. Freyr. Osiris, please choose a category.
Osiris: How to Enslave Humans.
Munchkin: (looks at card) from the list please.
Osiris: (glares at Munchkin) Gods.
Munchkin: Thank you. Your question is: The Egyptian god of 'fertility, inebriety and music'? Is it A. Hathor, B. Anubis or C. Seth
Jack: Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll.
Munchkin puts a finger to her lips and smiles, Jonas looks confused and Hammond and Sam look at each other and smile. Thor looks around, as serious as always. Jack looks around and smiles cheekily at Munchkin.
(Music plays while the three contestants put their answers in)
Munchkin: Brains Trust?
Sam: (glares and gives a low growl)
Hammond: (looks embarrassed) Hathor.
Thor: I agree.
Munchkin: Ok. The Brains Trust are going for A. Hathor. Jack thinks it's A, so do Jonas and Osiris.
Osiris: (smiles evilly) another opponent gone.
Munchkin: (frowns slightly) Quiet you. The correct answer is A. Hathor. Next question. Jack, could you select another category please?
Jack: Sure can. Races, please.
Munchkin: Ok. What is the first race, apart from the Goa'uld, that SG1 meet? Is it A. The Asgard, B. The Nox, or C. The Shavadai.
(Music plays while the three contestants put their answers in)
Munchkin: Brains Trust?
Hammond: I believe it was C.
Sam: Yes, it was, sir. They tried to kill me about three times.
Thor: I do not know. But, I will trust you both.
Munchkin: The Brains Trust is going with C. Our contestants think it's: C, C and B. The correct answer is C. The Shavadai. Jonas, can you choose another topic please?
Jonas: My pleasure. Planets.
Munchkin: Your question is: What planet did Ra used to rule? A. Abydos, B. Kheb, C. Chulak.
(Music plays while the three contestants put their answers in)
Munchkin: Brains Trust?
Sam: I'm quite sure that it was Abydos.
Hammond: I agree
Thor: As do I.
Munchkin: Ok, the Brains Trust guesses A. Abydos. The contestants guesses are: A, A and A. Everyone gets 50 points. Yay! Osiris? It's your turn to choose a topic.
Osiris: Technology, human.
Munchkin: (tries to be polite as she curses Osiris in her mind) Thank you Osiris. The question is: Who built the ship known as a 'Puddle Jumper'? Is it A. the Ancients, B. The Goa'uld or C. The Tauri?
(Music plays while the three contestants put their answers in)
Munchkin: Brains Trust?
Thor: I am unsure.
Hammond: So am I.
(Both Hammond and Thor look at Carter)
Carter: I have no idea. I guess it's an Earth name for a ship but whose?
Hammond: Ancients?
Carter: I suppose. We'll go A
Munchkin: A? Ok. The answers for our contestants are: S, B and A. Both Jack and Osiris get 100 points. Now, at the end of Round 2, let's check the points. Jack is on a whopping 2050 points. Well done Jack.
Jack: (smiles and waves)
Munchkin: Jonas is on 1900 points.
Jonas: (smiles and gives Jack a hi-five.)
Munchkin: And Osiris is on 1800 points.
Osiris: (grins evilly and then scowls as the audience boos her.)
Munchkin: That's the end of Round 2. Join us again after this break.
TBC… After the break.
A/N: For all those who have seen the Einstein Factor, it is on ABC, but I'm putting in ad breaks so I have an excuse to end the chapter.
This is based on two TV shows, if you couldn't tell. Stargate SG1 and the Einstein Factor. Both rule.