Game 1: Round 3
Instead of writing Munchkin all the time, I'm shortening it to Munchy
Munchy: (smiles) Welcome back to The Stargate Factor. Now, onto Round 3!
(Munchy turns to the Brains Trust)
Munchy: Brains Trust, in this round we have general knowledge questions, along with questions on the victims, I mean, contestant's special subjects, ok?
(Sam, George and Thor nod)
Munchy: (turns to the contestants) Ok?
Jack: (nods and winks)
Jonas (smiles and nods)
Osiris: (glares)
Munchy: (winks at Jack, grins at Jonas and glares at Osiris.) Ok. Now, scoring. 50 points per correct answer, but if you answer the question wrong, then you lose 50 points. If they Brains Trust answer the question, no one gets points, ok? Hands on your buzzers.
(Jack, Jonas and Osiris put their hands on their separate buzzers, while Sam, Thor and Hammond put their hand on the Brains Trust buzzer)
Munchy: You're first question. Australia is found on what planet?
(Buzzer sounds)
Munchy: Jonas?
Jonas: Earth.
Munchy: Correct. Next question: Ra was of which race?
(Buzzer sounds)
Munchy: Jack?
Jack: (growls) Goa'uld.
Munchy: Correct. (looks at Jack and smiles) Next: Who is Thor?
(Buzzer sounds)
Munchy: Jonas?
Jonas: points to the Asgard member of the Brains Trust Him! grins
Munchy: I'll accept that. Next: Which race builds ships in the shapes of pyramids?
(Buzzer sounds)
Munchy: Osiris?
Osiris: Goa'uld, you pathetic Human!
Munchy: (frowns) The first part was correct. (The questions continue, getting sillier each time until the reach the end) And that's the end of Round three! The scores are as follows… Osiris: 1750points.
(The audience boos)
Munchy: Enough! (They quiet down). Jonas is on 2200
(Audience applauds)
Munchy: Jack is on 2350! Jack O'Neill is the winner!
(Audience whoops loudly, as Jack jumps up and hugs Munchy)
Munchy: (hugs Jack back) Jack has now earned his place in the finals! They will take place in a short while. Stay tuned for Round 1 of Game 2! Good night, and if the bedbugs bite you, you just bite them right back!
There you are, the end of game 1. Keep an eye out for game 2, won't you?
Munchy.