Fourth chappie of My Likkle Memories!!
Let's all cheer! Yaaaaay!!!
I actually got off my butt to do something... (:D But, hey, it's a change...
M.k: No duh...
Me: Be quiet. I'm working on it.
M.k: Suuure ya are... Like you're working on cutting down on sugar??
Me: coughs Shut up!! You know that that ten-pound bag of pure, natural sugar was never going to last a few days...
M.k: It was supposed to last THREE YEARS!!!!
Me: sweatdrops Oh... Heh-heh...
M.k: Just... Just read, people...
Me: Looks like SOMEone's cranky... giggles insanely
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Itachi never really liked quilts that much, that's what he would probably say to you after his little... Ahem... Experience... With one a few days ago.
The few days ago that he was masquerading as...
DUN DUN DUUUN!!!!
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPEEEERR ITAACHI!!!!!
So, let's flash back to that moment in time when he was bravely battling the berserk Quilt that basically went, 'BOO!!'
(Me: Sorry... Couldn't resist... Heh... ;;)
Beginning Of Flashback Thingie:::::
"This can't be good..." Muttered Itachi as the Quilt of Doom slowly lowered him down into its Quilty Mouth of Quilt-ness-y DOOOM!!!!
SUDDENLY...!!!!
Itachi heard a rhythmic tromping, coming down the stairs.
"HEEELLPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Squealed a scared Itachi, who was now sporting bug-eyes as his tight, tight spandex pants began to slip.
His dish towel fell down over his back, and randomly wrapped around his head so that he couldn't see.
"AAAAAHHH!!! I CAN'T SEE IN THIS RANDOM MOMENT OF RANDOMNESS!!!" He shrieked, flailing his arms around.
"GRAARRR!!!" Roared the quilt, getting angry with its 'prey' for moving around so much.
With Itachi's super-sensitive hearing, he could hear the TV in the other room.
"Oh, NO!! My show's on!!" He gasped from under his towel/cape/cloak/THING.
Just then, a heavily-armed seemingly-sadistic-terroristic Sasuke tromped in, expecting to see the 'Plushie King' riding his Quilt Monster, AKA the Quilt of Doom.
"What the heck...?" He murmered out loud, attempting to scratch his head, but only succeeded in jabbing a stray AK-47 into his armpit.
"What's the Plushie King doing, getting throttled by the Quilt of Doom?" He said out loud, gazing at what was before him.
"Oh well... More of an advantage for me! Heeheehee..." He giggled(yes, giggled!) evilly, sort of like Orochimaru when he gets his hands on a Sasuke plushie and begins to do... Ahem... Nasty things to it.
So, in a very G-I-Joe-like way, he took a grenade, pulled the pin out with his teeth, and threw it into the mouth of the Quilt of Doom.
"GRAARRRR!!!!" It roared, not knowing it was supposedly going to be blasted to little, quilt-y pieces.
Then, Itachi dropped his book.
Into the Quilt of Doom's mouth.
With the grenade.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO(gasp)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Itachi shouted in slow-motion, as he watched his beloved book fall into the Quilt of Doom's mouth.
Yes, Itachi's dish towel somehow unwrapped itself from his head.
In a random event of randomness.
Such as this one.
"KAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Went the grenade, and the explosion made a tiny mushroom cloud in Itachi's room.
When the smoke cleared, the underwear was burned off of Itachi's head, and his face was charred, as he gazed down forlornly at his now forever-to-be- ashes book.
"That had a bonus chapter on how to expand your Linkin Park collections..." He murmered softly, a stray, anime-like tear drifting down his blackened face.
The Quilt of Doom, however...
Was greatly angered by the explosion that had blown a hole in its quilt-y side.
So, it began to whip Itachi around, once again, using him as a fly-swatter to rid it-self of the nuisance that was Sasuke.
"GRAARRRRR!!!" It roared, trying to hit Sasuke, but amazingly missing.
You see, Sasuke was extremely nimble for one who was holding a two-ton bag of fire-arms.
"AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhHH HHHHH!!!!" Screamed a high-pitched Itachi, who was being waved around the room by a berserk quilt gone bad.
"AAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaHHHHH!!!!! Ow! AAAAAAAAHHHH!! Ow..." He screamed, like a fan-girl getting chased by the evillest of fan-girl fears, a likkle wubber mousie.
"GRAAARRRR!!!" Roared the quilt, waving him above his head again, bringing Itachi crashing to the ground as it tried, once again, to fend off the little annoying insect(Sasuke) who kept shooting it with an AK-47, hoping to defeat it once and for all.
"HA!! Got you again! Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me!" Sasuke taunted, dancing nimbly around the Quilt of Doom, singing in an annoying kid voice at the Quilt of Doom.
"GRAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!" The Quilt of Doom roared, sliding closer to Sasuke, so that it finally cornered the little fire-arms-wielding nuisance.
"Hahaha- What the...?" Sasuke uttered, as he bumped into the wall. As he looked up, he gazed into the Quilt of Doom's nonexistent eyes, and stated, "so you cornered me. Watcha gonna do?"
SMACK!!!!!
The Quilt of Doom brought Itachi down like a fly-swatter, just catching the heel of Sasuke's kid-size G-I-Joe boot.
"AAAAHH!!! MAN DOWN!! MAN DOWN!!" Sasuke cried, tripping and falling over.
He pulled out a walkie-talkie, and screamed into it, "I NEED REINFORCEMENTS!!! MAN DOWN!! MAN DOWN!!! HURRY!!!"
An ominous shadow looked over him, causing him to drop his walkie-talkie. My my, he has a lot of G-I-Joe stuff, doesn't he?
"GRRAAARRRRR!!!!!!!" It bellowed, preparing to bring Itachi down on top of him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..." Sasuke cried in that weird, low- pitched slow-mo voice.
That is, until his reinforcements arrived.
Smoke spilled into Itachi's room, followed by, for some strange reason, Akamaru, holding a flamethrower.
"Bark!" Barked Akamaru, ready to squeeze the trigger.
"GRRARRR...?" The Quilt of Doom roared, confused.
When it finally turned around, it dropped Itachi in shock, next to Sasuke.
"Bark bow wow!" Akamaru yelped, pressing the trigger.
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!
"GRAAAAHHH!!!" Screamed the soon-to-be-burnt-up Quilt of Doom, as the flames licked at its oh-so-comfy-edges.
As the Quilt of Doom caught fire, Sasuke turned to Itachi. "Why are you here? What happened to the Plushie King?"
"Umm..." Itachi said, finished with mourning over his doomed book, "He... Was blown up by the grenade you threw..."
"He was?" Sasuke asked, curiously.
"Yep!" Itachi smirked, then frowned. Where did his Aniki get all those firearms?
"Sasuke... Where did you get those weapons?" Itachi asked, concerned like a good big brother.
"Uhh... Internet?" Sasuke replied, looking up at his bro.
"...Sure. Whatever you say." Itachi said, ruffling up Sasuke's hair.
Sasuke helped Itachi up, and Itachi helped Sasuke put out the smouldering body of the Quilt of Doom.
"Thanks, Akamaru! Tell Kiba I said hi!" Sasuke said, petting Akamaru.
"Woof!" Akamaru barked, waving his tail, and leaving.
"Aniki... Can we have lunch now?" Sasuke asked, rubbing his tummy.
Itachi gazed down at his brother, still dressed in his G-I-Joe uniform. "Sure... What do you want to eat?"
"MACARONI AND CHEESE!!! MACARONI AND CHEEEESE!!!!" Sasuke begged, clinging to his brother's leg.
"..." Itachi gazed down at Sasuke, who was currently being dragged across the floor by him. "Sure... Why not?"
"YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!" Sasuke squealed happily, letting go of his big bro's leg. You can't make macaroni and cheese if someone's clinging to you, right?
That's the way Sasuke thought.
Until he saw Itachi was wearing spandex.
"Umm... Itachi?"
"Yeah?"
"Why are you wearing spandex?"
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TBC
Me: Soo... how was it?
M.k: you better tell him if ya liked it... The sugar's going to his head.
Me: ignoring M.k so, if ya want me to continue this story, REVIEW!!
M.k: It's what makes him write faster.
Me: I'm trying to see if I can get 20 review on this one fic, but I guess I shouldn't be too optimistic... cries in the corner
M.k: sighs you see that button in the lower-left hand corner? The one that says 'review'? Click on it. You'll save us from a world of suffering. turns head in my direction
Let's all cheer! Yaaaaay!!!
I actually got off my butt to do something... (:D But, hey, it's a change...
M.k: No duh...
Me: Be quiet. I'm working on it.
M.k: Suuure ya are... Like you're working on cutting down on sugar??
Me: coughs Shut up!! You know that that ten-pound bag of pure, natural sugar was never going to last a few days...
M.k: It was supposed to last THREE YEARS!!!!
Me: sweatdrops Oh... Heh-heh...
M.k: Just... Just read, people...
Me: Looks like SOMEone's cranky... giggles insanely
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Itachi never really liked quilts that much, that's what he would probably say to you after his little... Ahem... Experience... With one a few days ago.
The few days ago that he was masquerading as...
DUN DUN DUUUN!!!!
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPEEEERR ITAACHI!!!!!
So, let's flash back to that moment in time when he was bravely battling the berserk Quilt that basically went, 'BOO!!'
(Me: Sorry... Couldn't resist... Heh... ;;)
Beginning Of Flashback Thingie:::::
"This can't be good..." Muttered Itachi as the Quilt of Doom slowly lowered him down into its Quilty Mouth of Quilt-ness-y DOOOM!!!!
SUDDENLY...!!!!
Itachi heard a rhythmic tromping, coming down the stairs.
"HEEELLPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Squealed a scared Itachi, who was now sporting bug-eyes as his tight, tight spandex pants began to slip.
His dish towel fell down over his back, and randomly wrapped around his head so that he couldn't see.
"AAAAAHHH!!! I CAN'T SEE IN THIS RANDOM MOMENT OF RANDOMNESS!!!" He shrieked, flailing his arms around.
"GRAARRR!!!" Roared the quilt, getting angry with its 'prey' for moving around so much.
With Itachi's super-sensitive hearing, he could hear the TV in the other room.
"Oh, NO!! My show's on!!" He gasped from under his towel/cape/cloak/THING.
Just then, a heavily-armed seemingly-sadistic-terroristic Sasuke tromped in, expecting to see the 'Plushie King' riding his Quilt Monster, AKA the Quilt of Doom.
"What the heck...?" He murmered out loud, attempting to scratch his head, but only succeeded in jabbing a stray AK-47 into his armpit.
"What's the Plushie King doing, getting throttled by the Quilt of Doom?" He said out loud, gazing at what was before him.
"Oh well... More of an advantage for me! Heeheehee..." He giggled(yes, giggled!) evilly, sort of like Orochimaru when he gets his hands on a Sasuke plushie and begins to do... Ahem... Nasty things to it.
So, in a very G-I-Joe-like way, he took a grenade, pulled the pin out with his teeth, and threw it into the mouth of the Quilt of Doom.
"GRAARRRR!!!!" It roared, not knowing it was supposedly going to be blasted to little, quilt-y pieces.
Then, Itachi dropped his book.
Into the Quilt of Doom's mouth.
With the grenade.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO(gasp)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Itachi shouted in slow-motion, as he watched his beloved book fall into the Quilt of Doom's mouth.
Yes, Itachi's dish towel somehow unwrapped itself from his head.
In a random event of randomness.
Such as this one.
"KAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Went the grenade, and the explosion made a tiny mushroom cloud in Itachi's room.
When the smoke cleared, the underwear was burned off of Itachi's head, and his face was charred, as he gazed down forlornly at his now forever-to-be- ashes book.
"That had a bonus chapter on how to expand your Linkin Park collections..." He murmered softly, a stray, anime-like tear drifting down his blackened face.
The Quilt of Doom, however...
Was greatly angered by the explosion that had blown a hole in its quilt-y side.
So, it began to whip Itachi around, once again, using him as a fly-swatter to rid it-self of the nuisance that was Sasuke.
"GRAARRRRR!!!" It roared, trying to hit Sasuke, but amazingly missing.
You see, Sasuke was extremely nimble for one who was holding a two-ton bag of fire-arms.
"AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhHH HHHHH!!!!" Screamed a high-pitched Itachi, who was being waved around the room by a berserk quilt gone bad.
"AAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaHHHHH!!!!! Ow! AAAAAAAAHHHH!! Ow..." He screamed, like a fan-girl getting chased by the evillest of fan-girl fears, a likkle wubber mousie.
"GRAAARRRR!!!" Roared the quilt, waving him above his head again, bringing Itachi crashing to the ground as it tried, once again, to fend off the little annoying insect(Sasuke) who kept shooting it with an AK-47, hoping to defeat it once and for all.
"HA!! Got you again! Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me!" Sasuke taunted, dancing nimbly around the Quilt of Doom, singing in an annoying kid voice at the Quilt of Doom.
"GRAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!" The Quilt of Doom roared, sliding closer to Sasuke, so that it finally cornered the little fire-arms-wielding nuisance.
"Hahaha- What the...?" Sasuke uttered, as he bumped into the wall. As he looked up, he gazed into the Quilt of Doom's nonexistent eyes, and stated, "so you cornered me. Watcha gonna do?"
SMACK!!!!!
The Quilt of Doom brought Itachi down like a fly-swatter, just catching the heel of Sasuke's kid-size G-I-Joe boot.
"AAAAHH!!! MAN DOWN!! MAN DOWN!!" Sasuke cried, tripping and falling over.
He pulled out a walkie-talkie, and screamed into it, "I NEED REINFORCEMENTS!!! MAN DOWN!! MAN DOWN!!! HURRY!!!"
An ominous shadow looked over him, causing him to drop his walkie-talkie. My my, he has a lot of G-I-Joe stuff, doesn't he?
"GRRAAARRRRR!!!!!!!" It bellowed, preparing to bring Itachi down on top of him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..." Sasuke cried in that weird, low- pitched slow-mo voice.
That is, until his reinforcements arrived.
Smoke spilled into Itachi's room, followed by, for some strange reason, Akamaru, holding a flamethrower.
"Bark!" Barked Akamaru, ready to squeeze the trigger.
"GRRARRR...?" The Quilt of Doom roared, confused.
When it finally turned around, it dropped Itachi in shock, next to Sasuke.
"Bark bow wow!" Akamaru yelped, pressing the trigger.
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!
"GRAAAAHHH!!!" Screamed the soon-to-be-burnt-up Quilt of Doom, as the flames licked at its oh-so-comfy-edges.
As the Quilt of Doom caught fire, Sasuke turned to Itachi. "Why are you here? What happened to the Plushie King?"
"Umm..." Itachi said, finished with mourning over his doomed book, "He... Was blown up by the grenade you threw..."
"He was?" Sasuke asked, curiously.
"Yep!" Itachi smirked, then frowned. Where did his Aniki get all those firearms?
"Sasuke... Where did you get those weapons?" Itachi asked, concerned like a good big brother.
"Uhh... Internet?" Sasuke replied, looking up at his bro.
"...Sure. Whatever you say." Itachi said, ruffling up Sasuke's hair.
Sasuke helped Itachi up, and Itachi helped Sasuke put out the smouldering body of the Quilt of Doom.
"Thanks, Akamaru! Tell Kiba I said hi!" Sasuke said, petting Akamaru.
"Woof!" Akamaru barked, waving his tail, and leaving.
"Aniki... Can we have lunch now?" Sasuke asked, rubbing his tummy.
Itachi gazed down at his brother, still dressed in his G-I-Joe uniform. "Sure... What do you want to eat?"
"MACARONI AND CHEESE!!! MACARONI AND CHEEEESE!!!!" Sasuke begged, clinging to his brother's leg.
"..." Itachi gazed down at Sasuke, who was currently being dragged across the floor by him. "Sure... Why not?"
"YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!" Sasuke squealed happily, letting go of his big bro's leg. You can't make macaroni and cheese if someone's clinging to you, right?
That's the way Sasuke thought.
Until he saw Itachi was wearing spandex.
"Umm... Itachi?"
"Yeah?"
"Why are you wearing spandex?"
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TBC
Me: Soo... how was it?
M.k: you better tell him if ya liked it... The sugar's going to his head.
Me: ignoring M.k so, if ya want me to continue this story, REVIEW!!
M.k: It's what makes him write faster.
Me: I'm trying to see if I can get 20 review on this one fic, but I guess I shouldn't be too optimistic... cries in the corner
M.k: sighs you see that button in the lower-left hand corner? The one that says 'review'? Click on it. You'll save us from a world of suffering. turns head in my direction