DISCLAIMER MUMBO-JUMBO:
I DON'T OWN YUGIOH!
Ishizu was sitting quietly in her hotel room when it happened. Ishizu felt her stomach and groaned softly. She had not eaten in three... seconds. Ishizu wanted to try all of the American foods she could find before she left the country. She was visiting Pegasus- well, actually she came all the way to America just to mock him because he accidentally left the Millenium Eye in his pocket and threw his coat in the wash. The Millenium Eye rusted and then blew up. Ishizu loved to torment the poor man, but loved food much more. The only thing she had not tried yet was a "maple bar". "Malik!" Ishizu yelled to her brother. It was two in the morning. Malik stirred under the covers and peeped his head out into the unforgiving, cold room. "Where may I purchase what these Americans call a 'maple bar'?" Ishizu questioned politely, knowing her brother would know more about these things than her.
"Llama..." Marik mumbled, starting to open his lavender eyes. Ishizu gave him a questioning look. "Uhh… Dunkin' Donuts!" Marik yelled, twitched, then finally settled back under the covers.
"Thanks!" Ishizu replied lovingly, giving her brother a kiss on the cheek. Ishizu then proceeded to speed off and forget to even lock the door. The woman seeking the artificially baked goods entered a quiet shop. Ishizu calmly walked up to the counter. "One maple bar, please!" Ishizu piped, grabbing a napkin, ready to enjoy her sweet well-earned desert.
A man popped up from behind the counter. He looked surprised. I mean, wouldn't you look surprised if an Egyptian woman waltzed in at two in the morning wanting a maple bar? "We don't have mathple barrrrrrrrrrrrrsss..." the man slurred, spitting all over the place. Ishizu looked shocked. "Go nexstttttttah doorrrrrr, to Dunkin' Maple Barrrrrrrrrrrrrss……" the man finished.
"Oh-okay…" Ishizu sighed, going next door. Outside there was a man trying to sell Ishizu a spork. He called it a maple bar. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU AMERICANS?" Ishizu roared, using her new ability I now gave her to send the oddly proportioned hobo to the Shadow Realm with the Millenium Necklace. Ishizu stomped inside the donut shop angerly. Ishizu walked up to the slurring man and sent him to the Shadow Realm. All the while she shouted, "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU WILL NOT DARE TO DEFY ME!" Ishizu laughed maniacly. "Wait! I just killed the donut moron! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ishizu fell on the floor theatricly.
Ishizu learned that day not to send people to the Shadow Realm. Especially not important ones. She still has a grudge against all people who are in the donut business. If you want to make her faint for some reason, just say "maple bar".