YOSH! CHAPTER FIVE!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN! Well, I own THIS particular story, but not the actual manga or anime… if I did, Itachi and Sasuke would he having mad, incestuous love and both would be enjoying it.
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Me: Eh-heh-heh-heh… Sorry for not updating for a bit…
M.k: coughs
Me: what? It's not my fault my laptop went psycho and deleted all my stories!
M.k: aaaactually… It's your fault that you didn't update for so long. You could've just written this chapter up on this computer, you know.
Me: grumbles why do you have to be so… so…
M.k: abnormally brilliant?
Me: annoying?
M.k: HISSSSSSSS!
(Cat fight ensues)
Itachi was happily walking along, proud of himself for the amazing, high-risk feat he had just pulled. Well, not amazing to us, but to him it was.
He sighed, as he recalled what he had done.
FLASHBACK OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Why are you wearing spandex?" An innocent Sasuke asked, eyes wide with six-year-old curiosity.
"Uhh…" Itachi hexingly hesitated, graciously glancing to the left and right, sneakily searching for a way out of this perpendicular predicament. (Sorry about that…)
"Well, Aniki?" He asked innocently, blinking.
"Hey, look! A distraction!" Itachi cried, pointing in a random direction.
"What? Where?" Sasuke asked in amazement, turning around. When he turned back to face his brother, he was…
Oh-so-unpredictably, gone.
"Oh fudge-cicles…" Sasuke muttered, pouting.
END OF DA FLASHBACK OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Itachi swelled out his chest with pride, and continued smexily strutting down the sidewalk.
IN A RANDOM HOUSE IN KONOHA!
Naruto and Sasuke were sitting upon Naruto's comfy bed, a wireless phone perched before them, with the words 'NARUTO'S! BACK OFF!' scrawled all over the back of the mechanical device.
The two boys were currently staring at the television that Naruto had swiped from Iruka's room, just a few minutes before.
Naruto was about to speak, when Sasuke shushed him with anxiety. "Shh, Naruto! It's on!"
Some animated pictures flashed by, before coming upon a certain scene.
"Hey, waddya wanna do tonight, Sasuke?" Naruto asked, goofy, fox-like grin in place as he spoke along with the show.
"The same thing we do every night, Naruto. Try to take over the world!" Sasuke replied, menacing shadow covering his eyes.
"They're Pinky and the Brain, they're Pinky and the Brain, one is a genious, the other's insane…" They sang gleefully, rocking backwards and forwards.
"They're laboratory mice, they're genes have been spliced, they're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, NARF!" They chirped, screaming the last part at the top of their young lungs.
They then continued to sit and watch the show in a brain-dead trance, before… Naruto got an inkling.
No, not an inkling.
An inkling's inkling.
An inkling of an inkling's inkling.
An inkling that brought forward the rise of an inkling of an inkling's inkling.
Whish soon turned into something much more…
Inkish.
BACK TO WHEREVER ITACHI IS!
Itachi was once again strutting without purpose throughout the streets of his beloved village, glancing at all the wares that the venders were offering.
He hummed in amazement at some of the items, and snorted in vain at others, all the while keeping up his front of cool smexy Itachi-ness.
That is, before he got a feeling.
A feeling that warned of an inkling.
A feeling that warned of an inkling's inkling.
A feeling that warned him, nay, cautioned him, of an inkling that would bring forward the rise of an inkling of an inkling's inkling.
A feeling that caused him to involuntarily shiver in the mid-summer's heat.
Even though it was 30 degrees celsius.
Ah well… Feelings can cause one to involuntarily shiver, can't they?
So now Itachi was wondering what this feeling that warned him of an inkling, nay, an inkling's inkling was trying to tell him.
But he would never be prepared for what he was about to experience.
BACK WITH SASUKE AND NARUTO!
Once their beloved show was over, Naruto asked Sasuke what he wanted to do next.
His friend stared at him for a second, before finally rebutting with, "I dunno, what do you want to do?"
This caused our brilliant Kyuubi-holder to pause for a second, before hmm-ing in thought as he brought a hand to slowly graze his chin.
After a grand total of ten minutes, which consisted entirely of Naruto hmm-ing and hah-ing, and of Sasuke coughing quietly, staring at his friend to hurry up, Naruto came up with an answer.
Not just any answer.
The answer that was the result of an inkling.
Of an inkling's inkling.
Of an inkling of an inkling's inkling.
Of an inkling that brought forward the rise of an inkling's inkling.
Yes, that inkling.
"Hey, Sasuke?" Naruto asked, snickering at his own brilliance.
"Hmm?" Sasuke replied, laying down to stare at the ceiling.
"You wanna… You know…" Naruto asked, eyes curved happily.
"…?"
"You know…" He urged, nodding down to the phone so happily nestled at his friend's feet.
"…? What? Call someone?" Sasuke questioned, drawing a blank on what Naruto was trying to get across to him.
"Yeah yeah yeah!" Naruto panted, bouncing up and down like a dog.
"Call… Who?" He shaped the last word perfectly, glancing up at the still-bouncing Naruto.
"Itachi!" Naruto snickered, finally ceasing in his constant bouncing to explain his grand scheme to his friend. "We can, you know, prank call him so, you know, he doesn't know what's going on and we, you know, prank him!"
Sasuke stared at Naruto.
And stared.
And stared.
And stared some more.
And stared some more, until he had to blink or risk his eyes drying out.
"Prank call…" Sasuke started slowly, still staring at Naruto once he blinked.
Naruto furiously nodded his head, fox-like grin plastered all over his six-year-old face.
"…Itachi…" Sasuke finished, still staring at Naruto as if he had nothing better to do.
Naruto snickered, before covering his eyes with an arm and rolling over with uncontrollable laughter. "Yes! YES! YES!" He gasped, eyes creased in an amazing amount of amusement.
"…" Sasuke thought for a moment, before turning once again to glance/stare at his friend. "…OK."
Naruto paused, wondering why he had agreed so suddenly. Usually he took an hour at most, thirty minutes at least.
This time, it took him only five minutes!
'Gosh dingity darn!' Naruto thought, pondering over this fact before he suddenly lost interest in the topic and handed Sasuke the phone.
He watched eagerly as Sasuke took the phone, and started to punch in the numbers before raising it to his ear.
BACK TO WHERE ITACHI IS! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Itachi was now sweating down the back of his shirt with anxiety as to what his feeling meant.
'Jesus freeze us! I wonder what it means.' He hastily ran through the crowd, glaring at anyone who got in his way.
SUDDENLY!
Itachi whirled around, before coming face-to-face with…
GASP!
A little girl glancing up at him with a skipping rope.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" He squealed, before dashing away at the speed of sound, waving his arms in the air.
The little girl just stared after him, before shrugging and skipping away into the sunset. Even though it's only noon.
Itachi glanced out from behind the telephone post he was currently cowering behind, and clutched at his rapidly beating heart.
'Holy crap-flinging monkeys!' He thought anxiously, checking to see if the young girl that was causing him such terror was still there.
Once he caught sight of her, he hastily hid behind the telephone pole once again, before slowly re-emerging to check once again.
Once again, he ducked back behind the pole, before slowly re-emerging. He continued this pattern for a while.
Duck, check.
Duck, check.
Duck, check.
Duck, che—HOLY MAJOR BASEBALL BAT!
'She's still there…' He mentally groaned, before he finally decided to settle this thing.
"Psst… Hey… Little girl…" He whispered, motioning her over (1) with secrecy only he could manage in his distraught state.
She briefly glanced over at him, before shrugging once again and walking over to him, dragging her skip rope behind her.
"I'll give you… Twenty bucks… If you forget this whole thing and don't tell anyone about what just happened!" His whispered hoarsely, pulling out the bill and shaking it in her face.
The Little girl's eyes followed every move the twenty note made, and she snatched the bill right out of his sweaty, nervous hands before giggling and stating, "ok!" She then proceeded to prance away, tucking the twenty into her pocket.
"…" Itachi watched her go, before shrugging and muttering to himself, "oh well. At least that's all over and done with!"
He then turned to leave, when, SUDDENLY!
His cell phone rang.
"OMFGWTFBBQ BASEBALL CARDS!" He shrieked, before running off into the distance, leaving a dust cloud hovering in the middle of the street where he once stood, and villagers who just wondered what was going on before sighing and going back to what they were originally doing.
It was a while before he finally decided to answer his still-ringing cell phone.
He tentatively held the phone up to his ear, getting a sinking feeling deep in his stomach.
"Hello?" He weakly asked, eyes darting all around him, searching for any enemy/innocent civilian who might decide to jump him while he was answering his phone.
His eyes immediately widened, and his face drained of whatever color it originally had, when he heard the raspy, grating voice at the other end of the line. "Seven days…"
Sooo… How was that for you? I decided to make it a bit long, since I didn't update in a long time and all…
I'm soooooooo sorry that I didn't update any sooner! I hope this makes up for it. I'll try to update quicker, so that this doesn't happen anymore. Well, if 'anymore' even exists…
…Yeah. See you next chapter! Reviews are really the thing that make me write faster!