XD When I started writing this I knew not a lot of people would even take a look at mine. But, wow! I already got quite the number of alerts (more than reviews…which is weird TT)

Okay, I don't know what Wu belongs to what person. XD so if I make a mistake, tell me.

I don't own XS.

Jack yawned, scratched his butt, and yawned again, "Ah," he took out the carton of milk, "Nothing like milk on a Saturday morning." he pulled it open and started his late routine of drinking milk and planning world domination.

"Jack!" Wuya circled around the boy's head, "Where is the reversing mirror and the serpent's tail?" she stopped in front of his face, "JACK!"

Jack awoke from his trance and spilled milk down his pajamas and snorted milk up is nose. He coughed vigorously, "Wuya, can't you see that I'm relaxing here!" he wiped his nose with the sleeve, "Aw, my grandma gave me the pajamas."

"Forget your stupid pajamas!" Wuya growled, "Where are the Sheng Gong Wu?"

"Geez, keep your pants on."

"I would, but I have no pants."

"Whatever." he snorted and walked down the steps to his "secret" lab in the basement.

Jack walked to the beginning of the assembly line, "Commence evil dress up!"

'Evil dress up?' Wuya slapped her face, well sort of.

Along the whole process, Jack laughed evilly with the occasional, "OW! Watch where you're going!" or, "AH! Be careful with the makeup!" finally, Jack was finished and he emerged "evil" and ready to continue plans for world….you know.

"Now, to-" he saw Raimundo grab the reversing mirror and the serpent's tail, "HEY!"

"Oops," Raimundo smirked, "SERPENT'S TAIL!" he became ghostly and passed through the walls along with the reversing mirror.

"JACK!" Wuya flew in and out of Jack.

"EW! PERSONAL SPACE! PERSONAL SPACE!"

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Raimundo dropped the reversing mirror into the stone box and pushed it back into the wall, "There," he stretched his back, "Now, time for lunch." he grinned and ran up the flight of stairs.

"You have a choice Raimundo," the old man gripped the handle of his mug, "Stay here without a single family member," he sipped the concoction inside the mug, "Or you can go to China and continue your circus like."

Raimundo rested his feet on the table, his chair teetered backwards, "Fine," he came back to the proper position, "I'll go to China." he sighed, "But I get a raise."

The ringmaster laughed, "Okay, okay, you'll get a raise." his smile broad, "Ah Raimundo, you'll love China. All the history and stuff, and the country side is beautiful." he smiled and sighed.

Raimundo shook his head slowly, smiling, "Yeah, yeah. Old man, what have you been doing all your life?"

"I love to travel." he cleared his throat, "Excuse me-Ah the States, China, Japan, Korea, Israel…all of the well known countries." his eyes shined.

Raimundo smirked, "Well old man, get ready to go back to China."

"Thank you, Raimundo."

"Thank you, Raimundo."

Raimundo opened his eyes; the vault was closed above him. He cursed and ran to the top of the stairs and banged on the ceiling, "Hello? I'm stuck here! Hello?" he kicked the door and fell backwards. Luckily, he caught a slightly open stone box.

"What the-" he opened the box, "Ah! Serpent's tail!" he turned ghostly and slid right out of the vault door. He landed on both feet and dropped the Wu.

"Raimundo," he turned and found Kimiko right behind him, "What are you doing?"

"Um," he scratched the back of his head; "Trying to escape from suffocation?" he smiled nervously.

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Raimundo fell on his mat creating dust all over him, "Ow." he coughed violently and waved his hand to move the dust away.

"Hello Raimundo!" Omi appeared out of no where, "How is your day?" Omi opened his eyes to find Raimundo hugging his lamp in the corner of the room, "Oh, I am most sorry Raimundo."

Raimundo jumped away from the lamp and sat in the proper position. He cleared his throat, "Ahem, what are you doing here Omi?" he flushed.

"Master Fung informed me to tell you it is time for our daily training!" he grinned.

'What's with the grin?' "Yeah, I'll be there in a second."

Omi nodded and walked away.

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"Young monks, the key to this exercise are balance." said Master Fung.

"Easy for him to say," Raimundo stared at the pile of bowls in front of him, "How're we supposed to balance a million objects at once?" he whispered to Kimiko.

Kimiko giggled.

Omi started to stack the bowls on his head, on his arm and on his leg, "Oh, such a simple task for a Xiaolin apprentice like me!" he grinned. He started to teeter.

Clay stared at the bowls, "Um, Master Fung, how're we supposed to balance all of these bowls?"

"Find a way, young monk." Master Fung walked towards the kitchen, "I shall be back in a moment."

Raimundo stacked several bowls on his head, "Look at me, I'm a bowl balancer…oops." the bowls slipped from his head and fell on the ground, "Uh oh."

Omi fell, "Ow…AH!" he missed ten bowls.

Kimiko slipped and fell; she was soon surrounded by pieces of ceramic bowls.

Clay continued to stare at his bowls, "I'm not trying that, no way."

Master Fung appeared behind Clay, "But to try, even if the challenge seems impossible, will teach you to become stronger." he sipped the tea.

Clay gasped, "Master Fung!"

"Master Fung," Kimiko stood up dusting herself, "This is impossible. We can't balance all of these," she let a bowl dangle on her finger, "It's too hard."

Dojo flew out of Omi's robe, "Look alive kids! We got a new Sheng Gong Wu!" he brought out the scroll and opened it, "The shard of lightning! It allows you to freeze time."

"Cool!" Raimundo whistled.

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"I challenge you to a Xiaolin showdown! My monkey staff against your sword of the storm," Jack hit the bottom of the staff on the ground, "First one to cry mercy loses."

Raimundo, "Bring it sissy boy!"

"I'm not a sissy boy!"

"SHUT UP AND DO THE STUPID SHOWDOWN ALREADY!" a very pissed off Kimiko yelled from a nearby cliff.

"Xiaolin showdown!"

Rocks flew everywhere; the water spiraled around the pavements of rocks.

"Gong Yi Tampai!"

Water flooded where they stood, Jack slipped while trying to run and fell in the water. Raimundo jumped high in the air and landed on a dry area of pavement.

Jack growled, "Monkey staff!" a tail emerged from his behind and he grew tons of facial hair. Then he laughed.

Raimundo growled, "Sword of the storm!" he spun the sword quickly attracting water. As soon as water was thickly caked onto the sword, he quickly stopped and thrust the sword towards Jack.

Jack screamed and ran away with the monkey staff in his tail. He escaped just before the pile of water hit him. He just got wet instead, "Okay, note to self, after world domination, create giant walls to block the sea."

"What does that have to do with you getting wet?" Clay whispered to Omi.

Jack sighed, "I guess it's time to cheat, Jackbots, ATTACK!" he pointed to Raimundo, then scratched himself.

The robots raced towards Raimundo. Raimundo gasped as he flung himself backwards. He placed his hands on the ground, did a back flip and hit two robots, "Whose next?" he smirked, the adrenalin pumping through his veins.

"Remember Raimundo," Omi cried, "What would Omi do!"

Kimiko slapped her forehead, "Just don't mess up!"

Raimundo straightened his back and lifted his arms above his head. The sky turned grey and dark, thunder blasted through the silence and lightening lit the darkness. A cone of wind was pushed down on his hands, "Eat this!" he dropped his arms in front of him and aimed for Jack.

Jack screamed, "MERCY!"

And it was over.

"Hello."

Raimundo looked up. His eyes were sad and pathetic.

"You look so sad!" the woman bent down to his level, "You know what? I'm going to give you something you'll really like."

His expression did not change, not one bit.

She sighed, lifted him and tucked him under her arm, "I'm going to give you a bath and a nice bed to sleep in."

"LADY, LET ME GO!"

Raimundo opened his eyes, "What…" he sat up and found himself in his cubicle, "Oh, I did it again." he sighed.

He looked at the pendent next to him. He picked it up in his hands and caressed it carefully following the groove of the swirl, "Papai," he whispered, "Why did I keep this?"

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Yeah, shorter than I wanted it to be XD, I had to work on a geography story for homework and I had a butt load of things to do. I always have a ton of free time though, so I'll occasionally update this.

Again, thanks for reviewing/alerts/looking at this sad piece of….thing. Well, I shall leave you with one thing:

"I am dumped in the garbage cans." XD little Omi cracks my up. I made that up though, if you like it take it. I don't care.