Okay... bombs... I'm thinking bombs... who else could it be than (Ta - Dah!) Kimbley!
I say boom boom boom! Let me hear ya say Whay-oh!
All: Whay-oh!
Yeah don't ask... ;;;
And by the way... this is Kimbley's first day of kindergarten.
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Mrs Kimbley: Now look. You need to make nice friends Zolf.
Zolf: Aw... but I don't wanna go to kindergarten!
Mrs Kimbley: I don't care! You are going and that's final!
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Mr Humphrey: Welcome to your first day of kindergarten... uh... what's your name again?
Zolf: ...Zolf. My name is Zolf...
Mr Humphrey: Okay Zol--
Zolf: Zolf J Kimbley... the 2nd! Son of the man who invented bombs!
Mr Humphrey: uh... no. your dad didn't invent bombs. He used them.
Zolf: -in shock- Wha--? -thinking- He lied to me... that stupid son of a--- AAAAGGHH! How could he do this to me! His own frickin son!
Mr Humphrey: Uh... are you okay Zolf?
Zolf: Sure. Yeah. I'm. Fine.
Mr Humphrey: Great! Now why don't you go play with the other kids?
Zolf: -stomps off- ...
Riza: Ha! I GOT YOU WITH MY 64 CALIBER RIFLE!
Roy: What's that?
Jean: Dunno.
Maes: Lookie! Lookie! I have pictures of my dog to show you!
Roy: Get those things outta my face! You always show the same damn pictures every frickin day! Get over it!
Zolf: Who are these people?
Mr Humphrey: Okay! C'mon kids! Sit down in a circle on the floor! It's time to play a game!
All: Okay! -runs and sits in a circle-
Mr Humphrey: Okay, we're gonna play a game called pat-a-cake. Does anyone already know how to play?
(Nobody raises their hand.)
Mr Humphrey: Okay. So... I'll teach you how to play. First you need to partner up.
Roy: Hey Riza? You wanna be my partner?
Riza: Sure! BANG! Ha! Gotcha again!
Jean: Uh... anyone wanna be my partner?
Grace: Sure! I'll partner up with you!
Jean: Yay... she's such a pretty girl... -blush-
Zolf: ... Hey... Everyone's got a partner but me...
Mr Humphrey: Its okay Zolf. I'll be your partner. -sits down w/ Zolf- Okay. Everyone ready and listening? First you clap your hands together.
Zolf: -claps hands-
Mr Humphrey: Then you reach out in front of you and clap your partner's hands.
Zolf: -puts his hands on Mr Humphrey's-
(Mr Humphrey explodes)
Zolf: -stuck halfway inside the wall- Ow...
Maes: Oh my god Zolf! Whaddya do to him!
Roy: Yeah! He just sploded everywhere!
Riza: Tell me or I'll shoot. -holds up finger- (NOT the middle one! Like when you pretend to have a gun!)
Maes: You don't need to get so violent Riza...
Zolf: ... -stares at hands- but.. how did I... all I did was draw some circles on my hands from my Dad's book. I thought they were cool lookin.
Jean: Lemme see! -looks at his hands- Hmmmmm... oh my god...
Roy: Wha-what is it!
Jean: I don't... know...
All: -anime falls over-
Zolf: -claps hands together-
Jean: blah blah blah blah...
(Jean explodes)
Zolf: -stuck against the wall again- Ow...
Roy: Stop doing that!
Maes: Yeah! Everyone's gonna splode if you don't stop!
Zolf: -stares at hands with the evilest grin a child can have- hehehehe...
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That's how Kimbley became... well... Kimbley. He blew up his teacher Mr. Humphrey.
Poor Mr Humphrey...
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