I'd advise all who read this to listen to 'I Write Sins Not Tragedies' By Panic! At the Disco if you haven't already. This fic of sorts is AU and is mostly just something I wrote using the lyrics from the previously mentioned song while sitting in Wellness/Nutrition today. And though it's a one shot it does tie into the previous one I did…..it's a trilogy of sorts. Hope you enjoy.

I Perform Alchemy Not Miracles

It was a nice, peaceful day in Central. It was 2 weeks after Ed and Sloth's little outburst in at the Mustang Mansion. Nobody, not even the military was working. They were all, for some reason, attending Lust and Scar's wedding.

Scar was pacing the pews in the church corridor and he couldn't help but to hear an exchanging of words…

"What a beautiful wedding!" said the bridesmaid Dante to Wrath, who was a waiter for the wedding.

"Yes, but what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore." He said, which earned him a smack from Dante

Hearing this, Scar had a quick flashback to when he found Greed and Lust together in his bed but, just as quickly, shook the thought from his head before thinking,

I'd chime in, "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"

No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of voice and rationality.

Scar turned around and went in the opposite direction of Dante and Wrath, heading towards where the champagne was kept.

"Well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved." Scar said to himself while reaching for a glass. "This calls for a toast so pour the champagne." He continued talking to himself, pouring himself some champagne and walking past a room that had Lust and Ed making out and getting ready to do more until Lust saw Scar.

"Baby it's not what it looks like" she said, trying to reassure Scar.

"Then it's exactly what it looks like you stupid little slut!" He screamed, finally losing his cool.

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!" He screamed again before leaving, downing all the champagne on the way out.

Ed and Lust looked at each other.

"So am I still getting laid or what?" asked Ed

"What do you think?" she replied

Ed and Lust closed the door (finally) and picked up where they left only a few minutes ago.

Well there's #2. I'm still debating on how to do number 3 so it might take a little time….maybe a week at the most. If you want to review then go ahead…..I would like to get at least one though.