(A/N: HICHA! Lady Hiran here! By popular demand, Here's chapter two of...HELL-OOOOOOO GRANDPA!)

"WEE! Jii-chan! Jii-chan! I just met my Jii-chan!" Hotaru sang, still latched onto Naruto.

"Hi-chan? Ya know that ain't exactly true." Hajime snickered, still quite amused at the expression on his ancestor's face.

"Wouldja prefer I call'm my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Grandpa?" Hotaru asked, not even pausing for breath.

"Not really." Hajime said, straight up, "It takes to long."

"My point exactly!" Hotaru grinned, "Which is why he's just Grandpa!"

"Excuse me."

Kakashi said, right behind Hotaru, placing a hand on her slender shoulder, "Would you mind…clarifying a few things?"

A chill went up Hotaru's spine and she whipped around screaming, "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE! PERVERRRRRT!"

-SMMMMAAAAAKK-

The echoing crack of the strike reverberated off the walls; everyone was speechless.

"She sluh…she smuh…she guh-huh…" Yamanaka Ino stammered.

"That girl…just slapped…Kakashi!" Umino Iruka gaped, trying to keep his footing.

A bright red hand mark had mysteriously appeared on Kakashi's face (no one saw the impact; certainly heard it tho').

He moved his hand to the stinging wound, "Ow."

Hotaru jabbed her quivering index finger in his face, "YOUUUUUUU are to stay AT LEAST fifty feet away from me at all times, perv!"

Kakashi's eyes went wide, "Perv? I'm not a-"

"Oh really? Then what's THIS?" Hotaru snarled, 'Come Come Paradise' appearing as if by magic, in her hand.

Kakashi blinked hard before patting down his vest.

"Bus-ted!" Hajime said in a singsong voice, grinning hugely.

"Kakashiii!" Hayate Gekko groaned, palming his face.

"When did you-"

"When I slapped you, I lifted it." Hotaru huffed, holding the book distastefully by a corner as she tossed it back to him, "Just keep your distance!"

Hajime snickered; his twin had this Shinobi on the ropes and they both knew it.

"Um, excuse me?"

Hajime turned slightly to see a pink haired girl with cat-like green eyes staring shyly up at him.

"Ha-Hajime-kun? Where did you and your sister come from?" she asked shyly, blushing a little.

"Yeah! And how come you keep callin' me Grandpa?" Naruto yelled, "How canya be so sure!"

The Uzumaki's grinned hugely and pointed at Naruto's bellybutton, or, if ya wanna get technical, the curse seal that surrounded it.

"Because of that!" They said together.

"Every member of the Uzumaki clan has one!" Hajime said, pulling off his left glove, to reveal an identical mark to Naruto's, "See?"

"I have one too!" Hotaru chimed, pulling off her right, showing off her mark.

"The mark can appear anywhere on the body." Hajime said, "Dad's was on his right deltoid."

"See?" Hotaru said, riffling through her school bag, pulling out a photograph.

It was of a tall man with spiky blonde hair and glittering blue eyes who looked almostIDENTICAL to the Fourth Hokage, Yondaime.

He had a much younger version of Hotaru on his left shoulder (looking quite happy) and a younger version of Hajime having his hair ruffled by the man (who was obviously their father), smiling hugely.

He wore a white wife beater and jeans, making the mark on his delt all the more visible.

"This was our dad!" Hotaru said happily, only a minimal amount of pain slicing through her voice.

"Was?" Yuhi Kurenai asked, "Did he-?"

"He died." Hajime said shortly, "Him and mom both."

"It was an accident, Ha-chan." Hotaru said softly.

"I know that!" Hajime growled, "But-!"

"Let it go." Hotaru said softly, "Nothing can revive the dead."

"How did they die?" Naruto asked carefully.

Hotaru smiled painfully at him, "Unless you know what a car is, jii-chan…it would be pointless to tell you. But thank you…for worrying about us."

She bent down and patted his head, "Hey!" Naruto growled.

"Hee hee!" Hotaru laughed softly.

Hajime scowled, still a bit irked…until…

"ARF! ARF!"

"YAAAAAAARRGHH!" Hajime shouted, leaping into Kakashi's arms, "KEEP THAT RABID THING AWAY FROM ME!"

"Aww! Kawaii!" Hotaru cooed, holding her arms out to Akamaru who promptly hopped into them, more thanready to get his belly rubbed.

"He really seems to like you." Kiba noted, intrigued because Akamaru hardly ever warmed up to anyone.

"I used to know someone with…animalistic qualities." Hotaru said glancing over at Hajime, "But that changed after what happened ten years ago."

"What…what do you mean?" Hyuuga Hinata asked timidly.

"NOTHING!" Hajime roared, "NOTHING HAPPENED! Hotaru, just keep quiet!"

Hotaru set Akamaru down, eyes flashing with anger, "Is that a challenge…little brother?"

Hajime glared back, "You bet it is."

"Well, then…" Hotaru smirked, "Yunagi's just been BEGGING for a good fight. Don't disappoint."

She opened the sword case and slid the bokuto out of it's fabric sheath. She tossed the case aside, waiting as her brother withdrew his own weapons, a pair of tonfa, from his gym bag.

Hotaru and Hajime began circling around the fighting platform, eyes narrowed in focus, energy violent swirling around them, forcing back the spectators, preparing to attack, when…

-BOOOOOP-BOOOOP-BOOOOOP-

(anime style fall)

"Ah! My cell!" Hotaru cried, pulling it out of her skirt pocket, "Funny…didn't think it would work here."

-Beep-

"Hello?…UCHIHA-CHAN!"

Sasuke almost faceplanted and Hajime's face contorted with rage.

He rushed for Hotaru, attempting to grab the phone away fromherand she easily blocked him with one hand, holding him in place, flailing, as she continued her conversation.

"Friday? No! No! I'm free! What? Is this you askin' me on a date?…Really? Okay! I'll seeya at seven! Ja ne!"

-Beep-

"WOO-HOO! I HAVE A DATE WITH UCHIHA-CHAN!" Hotaru whooped and Naruto looked like he wanted to die; his descendant was going on a date with his biggest rival.

Sakura wondered why she didn't feel angry. Maybe it was because she was too distracted by this new cutie in front of her? AH! NO! She loved Sasuke! SA-SU-KE! But…then again…he had never given her the time of day so…

Ino lost it! That girl below was going out with HER Uchiha-chan! No way was she allowing that!

Sasuke looked like the world was ending.

Hajime snapped, "Oh, no! Not THAT BASTARD! I FORBID IT!"

Hotaru looked at him coolly, "And how, exactly, are you gonna do that? I'm, A)older than you, B)stronger than you, and C)smarter than you. It's why Grandma Misako named me as family head when she died."

"Grrr!"

"But I digress, It's time we went home." Hotaru sighed, "I have practice AND a double shift at work today."

"Yeah, that's right! I have practice!" Hajime said as it dawned on him, "We better go."

"I just said that, dim-bulb."

"…"

Hotaru held out her hand which, Hajime reached for.

"Good luck with your match, Jii-chan!" She called happily as her curse seal met Hajime's.

"HEY, WAIT!" Kakashi and Iruka yelled.

"YEAH! HOLD IT!" Kiba, Sasuke, Neji and Naruto shouted.

"HAJIME-KUNNN!" Sakura called.

"STOP RIGHT THERE, UCHIHA-HOGGER!" Ino and Ten Ten cried.

"E-everyone, please!" Hinata begged.

"ARF ARF!" Akamaru barked.

-FWASH-

-fyuuuuuu…-

-…uuuuuu…-

-KROOOMMM-

"OWW!"

"OWCHKIBBIBLES!"

"Dya mind getting offa me? Yer heavy!"

"Huh?"

"Hey! Whadd're you guysdoin' here!" Hotaru and Hajime gaped.

(A/N: Hee hee! In their attempt to get answers, they get dragged back (forward if ya wanna be technical)to Mirai Uzumaki's timeline! How will they cope? And how will they react when they meet "Uchiha-chan"? R&R to find out!)