(A/N: HICHA! Lady Hiran here! I've decided, from here on out, to allow my other Persona's to do the Recap! Just To make things more interesting! This time, My peppy persona, Hiran-chan! Next time, maybe my vengeful or dark persona! Either way, enjoy!)

Hey there! Welcome to the third chappie of HELL-OOOO GRANDPA! I'm Lady Hiran's Perky Persona, Hiran-chan! (bows) and for those of you who are behind, lets recap, shall we?

Hotaru and Hajime-Twins! Seemingly normal, love to piss each other off, twins right? EEHHHNN! Wrong! They have the strange ability to teleport by way of a "birthmark" on their palms.

However, by some strange turn of events, the end up time-traveling, landing smack on top of their ancestor…DUH-DUH-DUH-DUHH! Uzumaki Naruto! Who, just happened to be, right in the middle of his Chunin exams.

After this revelation, as well as a few others, The twins attempt to return home only to be tackled by several Shinobi and Kunoichi, who end up coming along for the ride!

Now you're all caught up! Thank you!

"Hoo-boy! We don't have time for this!" Hotaru cried, scrambling to her feet.

"Yeah! We both have practice and Hi-chan has work!" Hajime cried, dashing off to an unseen room where loud thumps and crashes were heard.

"Uh, could you tell us where we are?" Hinata asked as Hotaru as she zipped by, hopping into a hakama.

"Not where! Think when!" Hotaru yelped as she tripped and banged her forehead against the coffee table.

-KONK-

"OWCHKIBBIBLES!"

"Ohhhkaayyyeeeee..." Kakashi said slowly, "Then, when are we?"

"Check th' calendar, NUMB NUTTS!" Hajime snarled, streaking by the doorway, tying a black obi around his waist.

"Where is it?" Neji asked coolly, folding his arms.

"Behind you." Hotaru said, pointing at him as she dashed from the room.

Neji blushed and stepped aside.

The Shinobi and Kunoichi stared at the calendar.

-KLUNG-

"TWO-THOUSAND FIVE? NO FREAKIN' WAY!"

"Yes…urmph!…way!" Hajime grunted, tying up his hair.

"Now if you'll excuse us, we have place ta go! People ta see!" Hotaru said, appearing by the door, fully dressed in kendo attire.

"Wuh-wait!" Iruka cried, "You've gotta take us back!"

"Later!" Hajime said dismissively, "I've got Tai-kwon-do, Karate and Football practice."

"And I've got Kendo, Aikido and Cheerleading on top of a double-shift at work." Hotaru said opening the door.

"But-!" Kiba sputtered, "The Chunin exams!"

"We'll takeya back tomorrow!" Hajime called, walking out the door.

"We'll come with y-" Ino began when Hotaru stopped her with a curse seal palm to the face.

"EEHHHHNN! Wrong!" Hotaru grinned, pushing her back into the living room, "YOU are stayin' riiiiight here!"

"And whose gonna make us?" Ten Ten sneered.

Hotaru smiled sweetly, "No one! It's just that I always thought that the first rule of being a ninja is to blend in with your surroundings!"

"Uh…" Sakura gaped, not quite sure what she was getting at.

"Well in those clothes, you stick out like big, sore, pink, thumbs!" Hotaru laughed.

The Shinobi and Kunoichi thought back on the Twins outfits.

She was right.

"You wait here!" Hotaru snorted through her snickers, "You're more th'n welcome to look thru our rooms ta see if you can find clothes that fit! Me n' Ha-chan haven't cleaned out our closets in forever so there should be something!"

She dashed out the front door in hysterical laughter.

The Shinobi and Kunoichi gaped after her.

And where was Naruto during all this?

Why, in his descendant's rooms! Trying on Hajime's clothes!

"Hnn…not bad. Not bad!" Naruto said to himself, looking himself up and down in Hotaru's full length mirror.

"Naruto." Kakashi said, directly in the boy's ear.

"GLAAAH!" He cried, leaping into the air, "Don't just pop up like that!"

"Where did you find those clothes?" Iruka asked him.

"In the room down the hall." Naruto said pointing.

"Are there any more?" Kiba asked.

"I think so." Naruto shrugged, climbing down from his perch on the dresser.

"Well, c'mon! We need to hurry if we're gonna catch up with them!" Sasuke growled.

"ARF!" Akamaru barked, alerting Kiba.

"He says he's found them." Kiba said, "The nearest one's that way." He said, pointing to the left.

"Then let's go." Neji growled, not wanting to stay here any longer than he had to.

They approached a rather traditional style building, reminiscent of their own time.

The kyochu doors were open to the public and the time-traveling Shinobi and Kunoichi peered inside.

"KOTEEEIIII!" Hotaru roared, striking swiftly at her opponent's wrist, "MEEEEEEIII!"

Hotaru struck her opposition's head so hard his mask flew off.

"Wuh-whooooooa." Naruto breathed, his eyes glittering, "AWESOME!"

"Incredible." Ten Ten gaped, her mouth hanging open, ready for flies.

"…gosh…" Hinata whispered, very impressed.

The mask hit the floor.

Hotaru and her opponent got into seiza position and bowed.

"Thank you very much."

Hotaru rose first, "Time to head to Cheerleading."

"I still have a hard time picturing you with pom-pom's." her challenger snickered.

"What can I say?" Hotaru shrugged, "It helps me build up litheness and dexterity. It improves my fighting technique tenfold! It's why'm stronger than Ha-chan. Why else would I bother with rhythmic gymnastics and cheerleading?"

"True!" the boy snorted, "They just don't fit."

"See ya on Saturday, dude!" Hotaru called, walking towards the kyochu screen.

The Shinobi and Kunoichi leapt on top of the roof just in time as she left the building.

"Akamaru says the other is over this way." Kiba said, pointing towards an expanse of green.

"TWENTY-TWOOO! FOURTY-THREEEE! HUT-HUT-HIKE!" Hajime snarled.

Hajime caught the snap and hurled across the stadium to the awaiting arms of the wide receiver.

"YEEE-YESSSS!" Hajime whooped, "'m HOT tonight!"

"HAJIME-CHANNNN!" a girl yelled from the bleachers.

Hajime blinked, then flushed considerably beneath his helmet.

The girl had shoulder length bluish-black hair and lavender eyes with white pupils.

"HEY, KANNA!"

"HAJIME! I HEARD UCHIHA ASKED HOTARU OUT!" The girl known as Kanna shouted.

Hajime's eyes narrowed.

"YEAH, THAT BASTARD ASKED HER OUT!"

"AWWW, HA-CHANNNN! DON'T CALL'M THA-AT!" Kanna whined.

"OKAY KANNA WHADEVER YOU SAY!"

"ANYWAY! HAJIME! WANNA MAKE IT A DOUBLE DATE?" Kanna yelled.

"WHA-WHAT?"

"YOU KNOOOW! YOU AN' ME! ASATO AN' HOTARU!" Kanna hollered.

"WHILE I STILL HOPE ONE OF'M COPS OUT, YOU'RE ON!" Hajime yelled, giving her a thumbs up.

"SEE YA THEN UZUMAKI-CHANNN!" Kanna yelled back.

"LATER HYUUGA-CHAN!" Hajime waved.

"Huh-huhh-Hyuuga?" Neji stammered.

"No…way." Naruto gaped, his jaw dropping.

"Oh no." Hinata thought worriedly.

"Well, this is getting interesting." Kakashi said from behind his 'Come Come Paradise'.

"Umm, guys? Not to interrupt? But, Hotaru's here." Ten Ten said brightly as a group of girls walked out on to the field in rather skimpy skirts with big puffy thing in their hands.

A boy suddenly approached Hotaru from behind.

"Hey, Hi-chan!" The boy snickered, "Nice uniform!"

He groped her rear.

"ASATO YOU PERVERT!" Hotaru shrieked.

-SSSSMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAKKK-

-SSSSMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAKKK-

She slapped him viciously across both cheeks.

"OWW!" The black haired boy cried, his hands going to his face, "Screw Drederick Tatum! No one punches like you do!"

"RRRR! It serves you RIGHT, Uchiha-chan!" Hotaru snarled.

"No…" Sasuke muttered, swaying on his feet, color draining from his face, "…no…it can't be."

"I don't believe it." Iruka gaped.

"He's more perverse than Jiraiya." Kakashi grinned.

"AAAHH!" Ten Ten and Ino shrieked, "THERE'S NO WAY THAT PERV'S RELATED TO OUR SASUKE!"

His hair was longish, brushing the back of his neck.

His eyes were bright green and mirthful.

His lips were twisted into a playful smirk.

"Why're you here, anyway?" Hotaru asked, hands on her hips, "I have practice, then work, and our date isn't until tomorrow!"

"C'mon! Girls in short skirts dancing around?" Asato said, wiggling his eyebrows, "How could I resist?"

"Rrrgh! You are SUCH a perv!" Hotaru groaned rejoining the other cheerleaders, "Ya know? I'm startin' ta think I should actually listen to that idiot brother of mine and cancel on your ass!"

"NOO!" Asato cried, gloming onto her leg, "PLEASE say we're still on!"

"GEEHDDOFF ME!" Hotaru shrieked, kneeing him in the face with her free leg, causing the descendant Uchiha to lose his grip.

"Ya know what? SCREW IT!" Hotaru snarled, stalking off the field, "I'm dumpin' you, Balls fer Brains!"

"Uzumaki-chan?" a cheerleader cried, "Whaddabout prac-"

"I'm SKIPPIN' IT TODAY!" Hotaru roared.

"Heep!" squeaked the cheerleader, ducking behind the stands.

A sudden grin filled Hajime's face.

"Huhn? What is it Ha-chan?" Kanna asked him.

"I just felt a thrill of joy shoot through my very soul!" Hajime snickered, knowing what it meant.

"Huh…" Kanna shrugged, "C'mon! You said you'd treat me to Ice Cream!"

"Huh? Hey Hotaru! You're here early!"

"Hey, Mr. Tadakichi." Hotaru moaned dejectedly, collapsing on a bar stool.

"Bad day?" her employer grinned, placing a glass of cranberry juice in front of her.

"A living nightmare." Hotaru groaned, allowing her head to hit the bar.

"Well, you don't officially start work for another three hours…" Tadakichi smiled, "Why doncha tell me what happened."

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you." Hotaru sighed, sipping her juice.

"I've seen and heard a LOT of effed up shit!" Tadakichi smirked, "Try me!"

"Well…"

Thirty minutes later…

"…and can you Buh-LIEEEVE that pervert? I mean Come ON!"

Tadakichi was silent a moment.

Hotaru sighed, "I toldja you wouldn't believe me."

Tadakichi grinned, "Well it sounds to me like your life's gone to hell in a hand basket!"

"I KNOW!" Hotaru cried, rounding on him, flailing her arms out of agitation, "And the worst part is I hafta think of a way to help them get BACK! I promised them I'd take them home TAMORROW, but I don't even know how we got there in the FIRST PLACE! Much less how ta GET BACK!"

Hotaru switched her legs around on to another bar stool and rested her head on the one behind her.

"Uhnn…godda think…godda think…godda think, think, think…" Hotaru moaned.

"Is that really helping?" Tadakichi snickered.

"Boss…please be quiet…for just a minute!" Hotaru begged, "I'm in real trouble here!"

"That for damn sure!" Most of the youngermembers of Konohagakure glared at her, appearing from seemingly nowhere, "You'd better get us home or else!"

"MEEP!"

(A/N: Sakura, would you get the HELL AWAY FROM-What? were doing the Authoress's Notes NOW! Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! Anyways! Sakura's crush on Sasuke disappears and some problem arrive when trying to transport the ninja back to their time period! R&R!)