(A/N: Hicha! Lady Hiran here! Thank you for all the positive responses! I love you all! AND NOW! TIME FOR THE RECAP!)

Hello again, all you happy people! This is Hiran-chan again and-

-DOOT-

-ACK!

Move aside, ya peppy bitch. This is my time to shine. Nice to meet you all…I guess. I'm Yami Hiran, the darker of Lady Hiran's personas; here today to bring you the recap.

WAAAAH! YAMI! YOU'RE SUCHA MEANIE!

Deal with it.

Anyway, Hajime and Hotaru; seeming average, everyday twins…with a not so average everyday secret…the kind of secret that sends you hurtling into the past, right on top of your Shinobi ancestor, Uzumaki Naruto.

God…that blows.

WAAAAAAAAAH!

Shut up.

To continue, after this disclosure, they attempted to return home…only to have a horde of Shinobi and Kunoichi try and stop them, and end up dragging said Shinobi and Kunoichi along for the ride.

Wow, what kind of morons are these two?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Are you still here?

Anyway, the twins, after ordering the Konohagakure ninja to stay put…shyeah right…like that would ever happen…the Uzumaki Twin's go about their lives as normal, under the watchful eye of the Shinobi and Kunoichi from the past.

BWAAAAAAAH-HAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAH!

Go away.

After some startling revelations about the Konohagakure ninja's descendant's, they follow Hotaru to her workplace, where she pours her heart out to her employer, Mr. Tadakichi, to whom she divulges, she doesn't know how to get them back home.

Wow…she's in some deep shit, huh?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Anyway, that's your recap…I guess.

"Hotaru! Order up at Table 8!"

"Gotcha! ACK! IRUKA-KUN! Don'ttouchthatit'sa-!"

-psshhh-

"GAAAAAAAAH!"

"-heating…lamp."

Work was total chaos with The Konohagakure ninja's present. It was hectic enough without some time traveling Shinobi and Kunoichi unintentionally interfering as they examined all the fascinating new technology around them, but this was just ridiculous!

"AUGH! No, Hyuuga-kun! That's a-!"

-shhhh-

"AAAHHH! MY EYES!"

"-salt…shaker."

"Uzumaki? Table 8?"

"Uh-Right! Sorry sir!"

Hotaru rushed the food and alcohol over to Table eight.

-KRRSSSH-

"Ah! He-here's your order, sirs! I'll be right back! Excuse me!"

Hotaru hurriedly set down the tray and dashed over to where Hinata was sobbing as Neji berated her for breaking a glass.

"Heh-hey! Hyuuga-kun! It's okay!" Hotaru grinned a little tiredly, "It's just one glass."

"Peh! This little fool can never do anything ri-" Neji started, when suddenly, Hotaru's face loomed in front of his, smiling in an overly cheerful way that was truly creepy.

"Neeeeeji?" She said in a singsong voice as her knuckles turned white, "CLENCH-YOUR-TEETH!"

-WRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK-

Hotaru viciously punched Neji in the jaw.

Hinata stopped crying out of shock and all the Konohagakure ninja's stared at her, in disbelief as blood ran thickly down Neji's chin.

She towered over him, pointing her index finger.

"Tell me little boy, did that hurt?" Hotaru asked, "It did didn't it? It's because you're ALIVE! It's because you have feelings!"

She crouched down so she was on level with Neji.

"Now you listen, and you listen good." She said, her eyes filling with sadness, "I know you're a Shinobi and that Shinobi hafta be hard, but listen to me when I say you can never treat family the way you just did. You can never belittle them, or crush their souls to dust…the way you just did…because…you never know…when they might disappear…forever."

Neji's eyes widened in horror as his mind automatically turned to his father.

"How would you feel…if Hyuuga-chan died tomorrow…and that was the last thing you ever said to her…was 'you can't do anything right'?" Hotaru asked him, "Is that what you want?"

Neji shook his head; no.

"Now, apologize to Hyuuga-chan." Hotaru said softly.

Neji got to his feet, and placed a hand on Hinata's head, ruffling her hair lightly and muttered, "'m sorry…'m sorry Hinata-chan."

Hinata's eyes widened in surprise but she smiled gently, "It-it's alright…Neji-aniki."

"Well then! What's with all this lovey dovey crud?"

Hotaru whirled around.

"Ha-chan! Thank GOD!" she cried, glomping him, "Puh-leeeeese take them back to the house! They're making things harder for me than they hafta be!"

"Whuh-what?" Hajime stammered, "But I can't cook!"

"Then order out, dumbass! YEESH! Figure it out!" Hotaru cried in exasperation.

"HEY! Don't call me dumbass ya SLUT!"

"DON'T CALL ME SLUT YA DOUCHEBAG!"

"HUSSY!"

"BASTARD!"

"BITCH!"

"ASSHOLE!"

"WHORE!"

"FUCKFACE!"

"RRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

The two glared at each other, energy crackling between them, before Hajime turn on his heel with a, "C'mon! Were leavin'! Later Hi-chan!"

"Night, Ha-chan!" Hotaru called waving after him, "Be safe, okay?"

"Whuh-huh?" Ino blinked, "What was that all about?"

"Just our game." Hajime said smoothly.

"G-game?" Hinata asked shyly, a worried look on her face, "B-but it sounded…so serious!"

"Aww, we love ta piss each other off!" Hajime grinned, "It's what we twins do best!"

"Really?" Naruto asked, "Sounded ta me like you two really hate each other!"

"Naw!" Hajime laughed, "It's a lot like the way best friends are! The closer they are, the more they fight!"

"Wow." Ten Ten said with a nod, "You must really care about her a lot, then."

"What can I say?" Hajime shrugged, "She's all I have left."

They approached a crosswalk.

Hajime stopped.

Kakashi stopped.

Iruka stopped.

Naruto stopped.

Sakura stopped.

Ten Ten stopped.

Kiba stopped.

Akamaru stopped.

Ino stopped.

Sasuke, off in his own little world, kept right on going.

"HEY! WATCH OUT IDIOT!" Hajime cried, wrapping his arms around Sasuke's waist and wrenching him back.

-Z-WOOOMMMMMMM…-

Hajime held Sasuke close to him as the twelve year old shook from fear.

"Whuh-what was that?" Kakashi asked Hajime sternly, "Some kind of demon?"

"Nope. No such luck." Hajime growled, dusting Sasuke off and checking him over for injuries, "Remember those 'cars' my sis was talkin' about earlier?"

"Yes…" Iruka repled slowly.

"Well, that was one of them." Hajime repled, satisfied that the Uchiha was alright, he rose to his feet, "They're kinda of hard ta describe…but I'll try. Think…screamin' metal death trap…that you can ride around in."

"I see." Kakashi said, "So…they're used for transport?"

"Mmm-hm." Hajime nodded, "Ah! The light's green, we can cross now! Just…make sure to look as you're crossin'…can never be to careful, ya know."

"WOO-HOO! Pizza's here!" Hajime whooped happily as the delivery boy pulled away.

"Peet…zah?" Sakura asked as the older boy walked into the room with a stack of thin boxes in his arms.

"Yup! Probably the single most fantastic thing created by human hands!" Hajime declared, spreading the boxes out, "Pizza is my lord and master!" he cried, somehow opening all the boxes at once.

A divine, heavenly aroma filled the room as the sixteen year old's gaze flitted from pizza to pizza.

"Which one? Which one? GOD! They all smell SOOO GOOD!" Hajime shouted happily.

Naruto admitted, while his first love would always be ramen, this, "Peet-zah" smelled pretty good.

Kakashi, who hadn't eaten since the day before, was having difficulty restraining himself.

Sakura, Ino, and Ten Ten, all of whom were on diets, drooled.

Neji and Hinata tried to contain themselves against the alluring, spicy smell.

Sasuke tried to play off the loud growls coming from his stomach.

Iruka looked like he was going to cry as Hajime tore into his first slice.

"Hm?" Hajime looked over his shoulder at them with wide, perplexed, pale blue eyes, "Whah ah oo 'ust iddin' ah'oun' fuh? G'won! Thuh's pluhneh!"

TRANSLATION: What are you just sitting around for? Go on! There's plenty!

The Shinobi and Kunoichi didn't need to be told twice.

They tore into those pizza's like they hadn't seen food in months.

"OWWUU! 'OT'OT'OT!" Naruto screamed as melted cheese tried to burn a hole through his tongue.

"Blow on it first, ya moron!" Hajime snapped.

"MMM! Thish ish scrummy!" Ino cried, tomato sauce smearing on her cheeks.

"Ino, you PIG!" Sakura shouted, elbowing her out of the way, "Quit bein' sucha HOG! Leave some for the rest of us!"

"She is right tho'." Kakashi nodded, "This stuff is delicious."

"Ahhh…I've never tasted anything so exquisite." Iruka sighed happily.

"MAH MOUF! IH BUHNNS!" Naruto sobbed, fanning his hands.

"Here!" Hajime growled, holding up a glass, "Milk will make it better."

"Here Sasuke! Try some!" Sakura offered, holding up a slice, which the Uchiha gratefully took.

"…okay…it is good." He admitted.

"So delicious!" Ten Ten cried passionately.

"MM! DANG! HAFFEN E'ER TASHTED ANEHTHIN' LAHK THISH!" Kiba cheered, "Here Akamaru! Try a bite!"

"ARF!"

"Neji-aniki? Are you…are you enjoying yourself?" Hinata asked.

"Immensely." Neji replied after swallowing a mouthful of tomato sauce.

"'m home."

Hotaru stumbled into the living room, looking completely drained.

She collapsed on Hajime, draping her arms over him.

"Get me shumthin ta eat bro…can't move n'more." Hotaru mumbled tiredly.

"Here." Hajime said, holding up a slice, "Pizza. The Senzu Beans of the Real World!"

"Ah. Thanks." She said gratefully, snatching it from her twin and popping a corner into her mouth.

"Rough day at work?" Hajime asked, grabbing another slice (please note that Hotaru hasn't moved from her position draped over Hajime's shoulders).

"Don't get me started," Hotaru replied blandly, a lackluster look on her face, "Didja feed Popotan?"

"Nn-mm." Hajime replied.

"Idiot." Hotaru grumbled, sliding off his shoulders, "THWEEEEEEEE-WUUUU!" she whistled shrilly between her teeth, "Popotan! Chow time!" she called, directing her voice at the stairway.

-thpita-thpita-thpita-thpita-thpita-thpita-thpita-thpita-thpita-thpita-thpita-thpita-

-WMP-

"Huwah?" Iruka blinked.

"Uh-uh. Nuu way." Ino choked.

"Too much of a coincidence." Sasuke growled.

A fox kit jumped hyperly all over the exhausted teenager, licking her face.

He was deep crimson color with midnight black paws. His chin and chest was a silver white.

It was obvious this fox was a bit spoiled as well as pampered by the way not one hair was out of place on his whole body, and the way he practically glowed with happiness.

"Heycha, Popotan." Hotaru said tiredly, "Sorry my Idiot Brother didn't feed you."

"Shaddap." Hajime growled, taking a drink of soda.

"Uh…um…H-Hotaru-san?" Ten Ten asked cautiously, "Where did you…I mean…when did you…"

"Hmm? Oh! When did I get Popotan?" Hotaru asked as the kit licked her fingers, "He got hit by a truck outside our house a month ago. I took him in!"

"Peh." Hajime snorted, "Waste a money."

"This coming from a guy who listens to Britney Spears." Hotaru shot back snidely.

"Wuh-what? No I don't!" He stammered.

"Oh really?" Hotaru said, a crafty look overtaking her face, "So you DIDN'T dance around the living room singing 'Oops! I did it again!' in MY shower cap?"

Hajime was too ashamed to speak and Hotaru grinned triumphantly.

Hajime soon regained his composure though.

"S-so?" he sputtered, "At least I'M not obsessed with our dead family members!"

Hotaru's eyes widened in shock.

"You're always going on about, '"You can't bring back the dead"' but you obsess over it more than ANYONE!" Hajime cried, "You spend HOURS researching our ancestors! How they lived! How they died! And you say I should let it go! Peh! What a-!"

Hotaru rose to her feet a defeated expression on her face when she lurched downward, grabbed Akamaru by the scruff of the neck and hurled him into Hajime's face.

"YAIYAIYAIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Hajime screamed, running around blindly in fear.

Hotaru stumbled out of the room and up the stairs, mumbling under her breath.

"Guys?" Sasuke muttered, "I think our trip home just got postponed."

(A/N: Well, The Konohagakure Ninja are screwed. Because of Hajime's stupidity, Hotaru isn't speaking to him, and therefore, a trip to the past is pretty much a bust. Will these masters of deception be able to repair the ties between brother and sister? Or will they have to adapt to life in the future? R&R to find out!)