(A/N: Hicha! Lady Hiran here! Thank you all SOOOOOOO much for your reviewage! It means so much to hear your input! You really don't know! Well, without further adieu, here're my persona's with the Recap!)

Yo. This is Yami Hiran. I'm taggin' out so as to get some asprin (gad, can that girl cry). So, here with today's Recap are Okoru and Hikari Hiran.

WHADD'RE YOU LOOKIN' AT!

Okoru-chan, be nice!

Later, losers (ugh, my head).

LOSER! WHY DONCHA COME BACK HERE AND SAY THAT TA MY FACE YA B-MMPH-MM-PHHMM-MMMMPH!

(Hand is currently covering Okoru Hiran's mouth) Eh-heh-heh-heh! Okay! Time to start the Recap!

Hajime and Hotaru! Seemingly normal twins with the not so normal ability to teleport via their quote un quote birthmark's located on their opposing palms.

MMMPH-NNF-MMP-NNRF-MNG-NRG-MMMMPH!

(Translation: Hikari! You'd better let me go right now! OR ELLLLLLLLLLLSE!)

However, do to some unknown fluke, the are sent hurtling into the past and smack ontop of their ancestor, the prodigal prankster Shinobi, Uzumaki Naruto.

MMMPH-MM-MMMPH-MMM-MM-MMPH!

(Translation: Let me go NOW YOU BITCH!)

After a somewhat botched trip back to the future and some rather startling revelations about the descendants of a few choice clans, The Konohagakure ninja found themselves in quite a predicament.

MM-MMPH-MMMMMMPH!

(Translation: I can't BREEEEEATHE!)

Hotaru and Hajime had gotten into a fight, and now are not on speaking terms! How will these time traveling Shinobi and Kunoichi get home now? Read on to find out! That's your recap! Thank you very much!

PWAH-HUUHH! YOU BITCH! I'M GONNA KILL YOUUUU!

Enjoy the story! (takes off running)

Hotaru left early the next morning, long before Hajime awoke.

She left evidence of her morning meal on the dishwasher and in the trash, but nothing else.

"She must still be mad." Hajime muttered, popping a slice of leftover pizza into his mouth, "Hmph! Lahk ah cahr."

Hotaru walked the route to school silently, staring at the ground.

"UZUMAKIIIIII!" Her fan club roared, prepping itself for battle, "TODAY'S TH' DAY WE-!"

Hotaru lifted her head.

And gave a small, sad smile.

"Not today, boys. Sorry." Hotaru said.

"Uh…um…oh. Okay." They replied, moving aside to let her pass.

Hajime approached the school, when…

"RRRRAUGH! U-ZU-MA-KIIIII!"

A horde of Hotaru's fanboys (And creepily enough, fangirls; brrrr…) surrounded him.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HOTARU-CHAN!" they snarled.

-pok…pokpokpok…-

"None…of your…BUSINESS!" He shouted, punching his way through.

"Hmm…this isn't shaping up too well." Kakashi said brightly, leafing through 'Come Come Paradise'.

"Isn't shaping…those two are our ticket home!" Iruka sputtered, "And all you can say is, 'This isn't shaping up too well?'"

"If those two don't bite the bullet and apologize, were never getting home!" Kiba growled.

"Naruto! They're your descendants!" Sakura cried, "They'll listen to you!"

"What?" Naruto cried, "Me? But…but…they're FOUR YEARS OLDER THAN I AM! Why would they listen to me?"

"Come on Naruto! Use your head." Sasuke growled, "Remember how those two reacted when she first met you?"

-FLASHBACK-

The twin's eyes were almost instantaneously drawn to the mark on his stomach and in the space it takes to blink, they were up close and personal, examining the curse seal.

"Hey bro! Check it out!" the girl squealed excitedly, "Same as ours! Dya think he's th' one?"

"No doubt. Couldn't be anyone else." The boy replied, a huge grin spreading on his face, "This is just too wild!"

The girl clasped her hands around the boy-kyuubi and squealed in delight.

"HEEEEEEE! I never DREAMED I'd get the chance to meet you!" she cried, happiness radiating out of every pore, "This is awesomely-fantastic!"

-END OF FLASHBACK-

"If anyone has a chance of getting those two to talk it's you." Neji said reasonably.

"…you can do it." Hinata cheered tentatively.

Naruto smiled at Hinata, "Well…alright then. I'll give it a shot. You guys will help me out tho', right?"

"…"

"Right?"

-chrp chrp chrp chrp-

"GUYS!"

"What? What?" Ten Ten asked innocently.

Naruto growled ferally at them.

"Oh c'mon! We were JUST kidding!" Ino snickered.

"We'll help ya." Iruka said, patting Naruto's head.

Hotaru sat in math class, one of her worst subject, gazing out the window, when…

"Guh-huh!" she gasped loudly, almost falling out of her desk.

"Ms. Uzumaki, is everything alright?" The teacher asked.

"Wuh-what? Oh! Yeah! Everything's just peachy!" Hotaru called, her voice rising five octaves as she lied through her teeth.

Naruto sat in the windowsill, staring inat her.

Hotaru scribbled on a piece of paper,'"What the hell do you want?"'

Naruto scribbled on his own scroll, brought from his own time, '"Make up with your brother."'

Hotaru scowled, '"Dummy. XP"'

Naruto glared back, '"Who're you callin' a dummy, ya dummy?"'

Hotaru's glower became more intense, '"DUMMY! DUMMY! DUMMY! DUMMY! DUMMY! DUMMY! DUMMY! DUMMY!"'

"WHY'RE YOU BEIN' SO STUBBORN!" Naruto yelled from the other side of the window pane.

"WANNA MAKE SOMETHIN' OF IT?" Hotaru roared, chair scraping across the floor as she leapt to her feet.

"MS. UZUMAKI! IN THE HALL! NOW!"

Hotaru leaned against the wall, buckets in hand.

She shifted slightly, revealing a pair of tekko around her wrists.

"Phwuhhh…" she sighed deeply, "Today…sucks. Grandpaaa…what was that all about?"

"Well, Hotaru's a bust. She's waaaaay too stubborn." Naruto sighed, looking very guilty, "Not ta mention I got'er in trouble."

"Sounds like someone I know."Sasuke muttered under his breath.

"What was THAT?" Naruto shouted.

"'sokay." Iruka said, patting the fox-boy's head, "At least you tried."

"Alright, Naruto." Kiba said, "Take a breather. I'll handle Hajime."

"H-how?" Hinata asked nervously.

"His absurd Cynophobia." Kiba sneered, "I've already had Akamaru track his location. All I have to do now is implement my influence over the local dogs."

Hajime growled in annoyance, shifting from one foot to the other.

He narrowed his eyes at the neck of the person ahead of him.

"Come ON!" he thought exasperatedly, "Just GO fer th' love a GOD!"

A pair of golden eyes watched him hungrily from the bushes.

"C'mon!"

The owner of those golden eyes stalked forward.

"GO ALREADY!" Hajime roared.

The boy in front of him looked at something beyond Hajime, terror in his eyes, "U-Uzumaki…" the boy faltered out in a hushed, frightened voice.

Hajime sensed something behind him.

Something that sent chills down his spine.

He turned slowly.

There, stalking slowly towards him, was a giant, grey wolf, with a large scar across it's muzzle.

"N-no…" Hajime mumbled dryly, his face draining of color, "Not…not you. Please no."

-G-TANG-KLLL-

-PLOOORRSSHH-

Hotaru lost her grip on the buckets as fear shot through her veins fast than plasma.

"Hajime…" She muttered, leaping out the nearest open window and instinct taking over as she ran blind.

"Kiba, I dunno." Naruto said doubtfully, "Exploiting his fear of dogs? That's just low."

"Naruto? D'ya wanna get home or not?" Sakura snapped.

"…I guess." Naruto muttered, "…but…BUT NOT IF IT MEANS MAKIN' MY DESCENDANTS UNHAPPY!"

"Good boy, Naruto." Kakashi said cheerily.

"Hey...Isn't that Hotaru-san?"Ten Tenasked, as the pale blonde blur streaked under the tree where the time traveling Konohagakure Shinobi and Kunoichi had perched themselves.

"Determination...mixed with fear." Neji muttered apprehensively, Byakugan activated, "That isn't good."

"C'mon!" Iruka cried.

"We hafta go after her!"Ino cried.

The Konohagakure ninja's dashed after her, noting, to their surprise, it took almost all the alacrity they possessed to keep up with her panic driven speeds.

They were almost inhuman.

"Uh…n-no…st-stay…stay back…"

Hajime was hyperventilating now.

This wolf was different from others.

This one was rogue; a loner.

This one knew how to cut his prey away from the others; to get him alone, defenseless…before making the lethal strike.

This wolf, also, wasn't a stranger.

Hajime had crossed paths with this beast before.

Ten years ago to be exact.

Ten years ago, Hajime had been six years old and a humongous dogs lover.

Hell, he had been playing with a puppy named Sumomo at the time of the attack.

That wolf, it wasn't as large as it was now…but still large enough to strike fear into one's heart.

Hajime's knees had given out.

Sumomo's survival instincts kicked in and she had run for dear life.

The wolf charged.

And out of the blue…she had come.

An unknown savior.

She sacrificed both wrists to protect him from that wolf's crushing jaws.

After freeing herself, she had thrown a particularly sharp rock at the beast, causing it shriek in pain.

It fled.

She had looked at him

"Are you okay?" she had asked.

He had passed out.

It was ten years later.

He had been terrified of dogs ever since.

There was no savior now.

Just him and that wolf, out for his blood.

The wolf charged.

"OH NO!" Sakura and Ino shrieked.

"I can't watch!" Ten Ten sobbed.

"Uzumaki-kun!" Hinata and Neji cried.

"NO!" Naruto snarled, preparing to charge, ready to defend his progeny at all costs.

-KLNNNNNN-

Hajime dared to open an eye.

The wolf's fangs encircled both of Hotaru's tekko; her arm's were in a cross arm block.

"NNK!" she grunted.

Hajime watched in disbelief as Hotaru ducked own swiftly, freed one arm and clobbered the wolf across the muzzle with a rather sizeable boulder.

His savior…

Then and now…

She turned around slowly.

"Are you okay…Ha-chan?"

The wolf however, wasn't ready to give up.

He launched himself at Hotaru's outwardly unguarded back.

She couldn't defend fast enough.

A look of pure horror filled her face.

Hajime pulled Hotaru close to himself and punched the wolf out.

"Fine thanks…howabout you?"

Hotaru blinked at him a moment, before breaking into a smile.

"I've been better." Hotaru smiled happily, "I'm just so happy you're safe brother!"

Hajime blushed from embarrassment, "Sorry…for makin' ya worry."

Hotaru smiled, "'sokay. But hey! You overcame you're phobia! That's great!"

Hajime grinned sheepishly, "And it only took me, what? Ten years?"

"Oh, Hajime!" Hotaru cried, in fake adoration, "Your SPEED! It's so…so…"

"Speedy?" Hajime filled in.

"Yes! Exactly!" Hotaru cried, clapping her hands together.

There was a silence.

The two began to shake.

"BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"

The two doubled over laughing.

"Wow…" Hinata said softly, her eyes wide in disbelief.

"It's as though nothing ever happened." Neji acknowledged.

"It must be a twin thing." Sakura muttered.

"Hmm…" Kakashi mused, "How could she have known Hajime was in danger? She was nearly four hundred meters away…very interesting."

Hajime and Hotaru calmed down a bit and apologized formally, chuckling apologetically.

"Hey-eee! You up there!" Hajime yelled up into the tree branches making the Konohagakure Shinobi and Kunoichi start.

"C'mon down!" Hotaru called in a singsong voice, "It's no use tryin' to pretend you're not there!"

The Konohagakure ninja sheepishly hopped down from the tree.

"How did you know?" Sasuke asked.

"Trees don't talk!" they chorused.

-THM-

"So, anyway, we're gonna go home now." Hotaru said, "We don't have any activities, so today would be best to attempt taking you home."

"We need to eat somethin' first tho'." Hajime groaned, "I'm starved!"

"Don't TELL me ya skipped lunch!" Hotaru growled.

"How could I skip it..." Hajime said slowly, "...when ya didn't make it for me in th' first placeand I CAN'T COOK, BITCH!"

"ASS!"

"CUNT!"

"DONKEY-RAPER!"

"UNCLE FUCKER!"

"TRAILER-PARK-TRASH!"

"They're back." Ten Ten said exasperatedly.

"At least were going home." Iruka sighed.

(A/N: Yes, the Konohagakure ninja finally make it back (and at the exact time they left to top things off). However, there's a slight complication. R&R.)
Tekko are metal forearm guards. They wrap completely around the forearm from wrist start to elbow and open on a hinge.