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7:23 am

Blah. School again.

But I'm wearing my blue ruby that my dearest Draco gave me.

7:27 am

Too bad he doesn't know I'm asking out Nikolas today.

7:34 am

Hmm... I wonder how Sophia's date with Blaise went.

I'm going to go wake her up.

By wake her up I mean scream in her ear and throw a pillow at her until she moves.

8:12 am

Sophia..

is a little...

git.

8:17 am

She's got red marks all over her neck!

I bet we have a vampire going around Hogwarts!

Wouldn't surprise me.. Damn Dumbledore and his brilliant idea of teachers from Azkaban.

What's next? Sirius Black teaching us!

8:24 am

"They aren't from a vampire, Pansy. Honestly. They're from Blaise."

Some present I mumbled.

"It's a hickie, you squirkle worm."

I didn't ask her to go on.

8:32 am

Did she just call me a squirkle worm?

Honestly... That girl is as dim as...

8:34 am

As dim as a...

Dim...

As a...

8:38 am

She's just really stupid!

10:12 am

I just told Sophia that I was going to ask Nikolas out.

She screeched like a bloody banshee.

"PANSY MYCALEISUS PARKINSON!"

10:16 am

My middle name isn't... mycaleisus.

It sounds like a disease.

Must be Granger's middle name then.

11:21 am

I have DADA with Nikolas next.

But I also have it with Draco.

This should be interesting to say the least.

11:56 am

Nikolas and I are officially going out!

Draco nearly blew a blood vessel though.

I thought we would have to take him to Madam Pomfrey.

12:03 pm

Eating lunch...

With Nikolas!

12:05 pm

Uh oh.

Here comes Draco.

He asked me to take a walk with him.

12:31 pm

Draco Malfoy ruins everything!

He took me out to the lake and slapped me!

"Do you have any idea how much I spent on the damn necklace for you Pansy Paskinas Parkinson!"

Why doesn't anybody know my middle name?

"I buy you a bloody blue ruby and you repay me by asking out Nikolas? You just wait until my father hears about this. And your mother."

I told him go ahead and tell them since they can't trust me with a secret anyway.

Then he slapped me.

"Ooh get over it, Parkinson. Do you really want me to make the whole Slytherin House hate you and treat you like a mudblood? Do you really want me to hate you? Go and ruin your reputation by going out with Nikolas. See if I care but don't you dare come crawling back to me when he dumps your sorry spoiled arse."

1:12 pm

I'm sobbing in the girls' loo with Sophia.

Apparently Blaise is seeing a sixth year and Sophia was just his toy.

And Draco is an abusive, jealous brute!

He isn't even that good looking!

1:17 pm

I so didn't mean that non-good-looking part.

1:43 pm

I'm in the Hospital Wing with Sophia.

She cried so much she made herself absolutely sick.

2:18 pm

I'm such a good friend.

She was sobbing so much I had to say something so I vu-lun-teared.

"Volunteered" Madam Pomfrey corrected me.

I told Sophia that I would hex Blaise for her.

How do I get myself into these things?

3:40 pm

Uh oh.

Draco sighting.

He's headed this way.

RUN!

3:49 pm

I'm in hiding.

Nothing like a convinent dark cubby by a doorway.

3:52 pm

Oh damn.

Draco knew a back way to the door and now he's towering above me.

4:34 pm

Ha.

Go me.

I made Draco jealous.

Here's our oh so wonderfulconversation.

I'm just so witty!

4:38 pm

"Get up."

Why? I snapped. (I am so good.)

"Now."

So he took me to the Astronomy Tower and locked the door.

"Hmflphy."

Excuse me?

"Iclamphorry."

Slower Draco or I'll never catch that.

"I'm sorry. I was jealous. Nikolas doesn't deserve a girl as wonderful as you. You know how I get when I don't get what I want. You're what I want Pansy. I'm sorry."

5:11 pm

I am GOOD!

I can't keep the boys off of me!

5:16 pm

Nikolas and I are over.

5:19 pm

Draco and I are together.

Officially.

6:23 pm

Well I never!

Sophia and Olivia just pulled me back into the dormitory.

They told me to be prepared to enter the common room.

They are so odd sometimes.

6:53 pm

Definetly staying up here the rest of the night.

The commonroom is madness!

Girls are such.. jealous goobers!

6:57 pm

There are signs everywhere with my picture on them that say "Stop the Slytherin Slut!"

And "First Blaise. Then Nikolas. Now Draco. Don't let her steal your man!"

7:09 pm

Oh my bloody Merlin!

They are throwing things at my door!

According to Olivia they're throwing exploding fruits at our door!

Thanks to "Weasley Wheezes" or whatever their too many W's name is.

8:49 pm

The rioting has calmed thanks to Snape.

He said anybody else who bothered me would be scrubbing his boots in detention.

Then he pulled down all the signs.

It's good to have a teacher fancy your mother.

8:51 pm

I didn't just say that.

You didn't hear it from me.

9:13 pm

Hm.. Draco's nowhere to be seen.

But there's a note on the couch.

Probably from him.

9:24 pm

Draco... lied.

The note was from his father.

9:27 pm

Draco-

I heard about your blowup at the Parkinson girl. Did I or did I not tell you to treat her with utmost respect? One more outburst from you and you'll wish you had never been born, son. You understand that? I haven't been to Azkaban for nothing. The very moment you get this you better go apologize to her and win her back or you best believe you will be receiving the worst Howler you have ever heard. If we're going to make this work, we need the Parkinson girl. You are going to drive her away and if you do that you absolutely demolish the whole plan that we have been working on this whole bloody time. Oh yes, your mother sends her love. I can't say the same.

Lucius Malfoy

9:57 pm

Am I an object?

And what plan?

Well... I guess Draco will just need to be more nice to me.

Spoil me.

Or he'll lose me.

10:04 pm

Hm.. I think my break from Nikolas has been long enough.

And Draco isn't that big of a win.

I think I hear revenge coming?


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