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6:47 am

Its early..

And I'm up.

7:01 am

I.. I woke up and theres.. red spots all over me!

Draco drove me to the edge! I'm all broken out!

7:12 am

Sophia told me to stay away from everybody and she took me to the Hospital Wing.

She said Madam Pomfrey has to do tests on me.

7:23 am

I'm not very good with.. testing.

I get scared and flunk them.

I hope she has an extra quill.. All mine are in the dormitory.

8:03 am

Well.. Pomfrey said I have Hippogriff Specks.

Or, as she said, what muggles (EW!) say..

Chicken Pox.

8:14 am

Muggles are so stupid.

They think they get POX from CHICKEN?

Ha!

8:21 am

I'm cunfynded for three days.

"Confined" Pomfrey corrected me.

8:25 am

Does she always read over my shoulder like this?

9:39 am

How am I suppose to ask out Nikolas now?

Draco's revenge will have to wait.

Stupid brute.

I bet Draco got me sick.

9:44 am

Probably stuffed my pillow with hippogriff feathers.

He knows I'm allergic.

Dim git.

11:58 am

Mm naps are so good.

I love them as much as I love Draco.

12:00 am

No! Nikolas!

I love NIKOLAS!

Yes. Nikolas.

Not I'm-too-good-for-you-because-my-father-is-the-coolest-Ministry-worker-alive Malfoy.

12:27 pm

Sophia just came to visit.

Wow!

She's done a total of: 1 right things in her life so far!

12:34 pm

She said Draco said Nikolas said he didn't even like me.

I don't believe that Nikolas said that.

Draco is just bloody jealous because not every girl wants to be with him.

1:11 pm

Whoa!

They're all ones! That is so neat.

..My boredom has finally reached a new level.

2:21 pm

School will be out soon.

I doubt Draco will come visit me.

Nikolas is so sweet though.

I know he will.

4:19 pm

Draco came to visit.

I would barely talk to him.

4:23 pm

"Hello Pansy."

Hm.

"Feeling better I hope?"

Eh.

"Have you got yourself a sore throat?"

Hm-Mh.

"Well that's good, now isn't it?"

Mhm.

"Are you upset with me?"

Hm.

"Well I haven't a clue why. You're the one that broke it off with me."

I just scoffed.

"Different reason then.. my little flower?"

Oh no he didn't. Thats my pet peeve. He's trying to get me to talk.

Mm. Ehh.

"Oh for bloody hell Pansy! Just tell me what's got your wand in a twist. I don't want to play a little guessing game with you! I have better things to do. I'm just being a gentlemen and coming to visit you when you don't feel well."

This is the part where I lose it.

Oh just being a gentlemen? Draco Malfoy being a gentlemen? Is that even possible? I'm quite sure that you wouldn't even be here if your father hadn't threatened you, Draco. I found the note on the common room couch. You don't like me. You and your sick father and my twisted mother are all using me in some.. insane plot. I hate you Draco Malfoy! I want nothing to do with you.

Then I called Madam Pomfrey and told her to escort Mr. Malfoy out because I was feeling faint.

5:15 pm

Nikolas has yet to come.

7:17 pm

Olivia came up with Sophia after din din and brought me a.. book?

Salazar Slytherin's Secrets and Suggestions for a Superbly Seraphic and Shrewd Seduction.

Who knew Salazar Slytherin was also a love doctor?

Olivia said it might come in handy for me while I'm stuck alone and because of my "Malfoy Problems."

9:53 pm

I've given up on Nikolas coming to visit.

Maybe he just hasn't had Hippogriff Specks before so he doesn't want to get them and be sick for the big Quidditch game?

I bet that's it.

11:29 pm

I'm going to try reading this book.

Chapter One

The main key to getting the opposite sex attracted to you is to be mysterious. Don't throw yourself at them. A great philosopher once said tha-

Yeah ok enough of chapter one.

Doesn't this thing have a Coffee Desk at the beginning?

11:32 pm

"Table of Context!" yelled Madam Pomfrey from her office.

How does she do that?

11:46 pm

Aah Chapter Six and Seven Eighths.

A main problem for teenage girls is picking between two boys. One is usually their true love that they don't know for the moment and the other is usually what we call a "fling" or temporary eye candy.

Ok this is just plain creepy.

11:51 pm

For Pansy Parkinson, she needs to decide between Draco Malfoy and Nikolas Vosovichel. The right choice for Pansy would be to pick the astonishing Draco Malfoy because Nikolas Vosovichel is a dirty mudblood loving git. Pansy doesn't understand that Draco actually does love her and wants to be with her and would be with her regardless of his father's advice or given instructions.

11:56 pm

I think Draco jinxed the book just a bit.

12:05 am

Are these hippogriff specks suppose to be all itchy like this?

OH MERLIN!

Something just flew in through the door.

12:09 am

Pansy,

I'm sorry. You'll never understand that. Everything I put in the book was true. I knew if I gave it to you, you wouldn't read it. That's why Olivia gave it to you. As soon as your hippogriff specks are gone, I will give you a much deserved apology but until then please use this as my temporary apology. You deserve the best.

Draco

12:13 am

Ha!

If he really thinks I'm going to buy that, he must be tipsy on Butterbeers.

Psh... please.

He's such a sweet talking, good for nothing,fun, loving, adorable...

No, Pansy, no.

12:14 am

There must be love potion perfume sprayed on this thing.

Because I love.. Ooh whats-his-wand.