My new Version of Kanye West's Gold Digger. OBVIOUSLY I don't own Kanye West's music or lyrics or anything. Derrrrrr. So this is Nathan's complaint against Mac sorta. Enjoy!

She took my presidency, when I'm in need.

Yeah she's a real smooth bitch indeed.

She's such a democrat, you can't deny,

But she's better than me.

Now I ain't sayin' she's a democrat,

But she ain't messin' with no right prat.

Now I ain't sayin' she's a democrat,

But she ain't messin' with no right prat.

Get down girl, g'head, get down.

Get down girl, g'head, get down.

Get down girl, g'head, get down.

Get down girl, g'head.

Ol' Teddy Bridges really bit the dust,

Vice Prez Mackenzie Allen doin all what she must.

She said, "I can tell ya right, yer Commander in Chief

There's nothin' in muh way, so cut the grief, no relief."

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Templeton was pissed, man shoulda seen 'im.

His face gone all white was turnin' green an' ego bleedin.'

Mac defiant cuz baby she got power

brushin Nathan off 'er shoulder she'll be prez in an hour.

OK get the press, go get yer news crew,

Do whacha gotta do, cuz this be somethin' new.

Nothin like it soon, it's history to pass

If you fuckin' with Mackenzie, she's gonna kick yer ass!

Ya know why, takes too much to touch 'er,

From what I heard she got more strength you can muster

Her mind is sharp and her wit is tougher,

I don't care what none a y'all say, damn I love 'er.

Now I ain't sayin' she's a democrat,

But she ain't messin' with no right prat.

Now I ain't sayin' she's a democrat,

But she ain't messin' with no right prat.

Get down girl, g'head, get down.

Get down girl, g'head, get down.

Get down girl, g'head, get down.

Get down girl, g'head.

2 more years, 2 more years,

she got that term handed for 2 more years

No time for pain and no time for tears,

She can handle anything lest Nathan's jeers.

You can see her on TV Sunday Monday Tuesday,

Tell the press to stuff it they say touché.

She was supposed to vote in favour of that bill,

She said she didn't like the flavour of the bill,

Stuff it up to the one who gave 'er the bill,

There's no way to make Mac waiver on the bill.

If you ain't no punk, holla we want Allen

WE WANT ALLEN! Yeahh.

She's something that ya need to have,

Cuz when she sweeps yer ass she's gon' lead more half.

2 years in, 2 years in,

and at the end of term find out she's in again.

Now I ain't sayin' she's a democrat,

But she ain't messin' with no right prat.

Now I ain't sayin' she's a democrat,

But she ain't messin' with no right prat.

Get down girl, g'head, get down.

Get down girl, g'head, get down.

Get down girl, g'head, get down.

Now I ain't sayin you no leader, you got skills,

Hold the heat from the media's grilles,

Can't tell me the power give ya no thrill,

Cuz when they ain't lookin' she'll make her kill.

But while ya voting, watch 'er.

She gon' make ya sorry if you botch her.

She gon' keep ruling and kickin

And she'll stay to fight, girl,

Cuz if you go wrong,

they vote you out for a RIGHT girl.

Get down girl, g'head, get down.

Get down girl, g'head, get down.

Get down girl, g'head, get down.

Get down girl, g'head.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States!