(A/N: Hiya! Lady Hiran has returned! Sorry this tok so long! I was having a major brain fart! Here's the next chapter! Enjoy!)
Hajime spotted his female double at the crosswalk, tapping her foot and huffing frustratedly as she waited for the light to change.
Kazune-Kakashi and Hajime rushed forward and reached forward to tap her on the shoulder…
…when she rounded on them.
"You know what?" she asked them, her eyes squinted in thought, "I'm done…with the male sex in general. They just make things too complicated. Too much of a hassle, you know?"
Hotaru turned back to the crosswalk, muttering under her breath, "Think I'll stay celibate…yeah, that's it. The straight and narrow for me."
Kazune-Kakashi looked as though the world was ending.
He grabbed Hajime by the shoulders and throttled him, yelling, "DOOO SOMETHING! I DIDN'T HOVER AROUND AS A FORMLESS SPIRIT FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS JUST FOR THIS TO HAPPEN! FIXITFIXITFIXITNOOWWW!"
"O-O-O-O-O-OH-KAY-YEE-YEE-YEE-YEE-YEE-YEE!" Hajime hollered.
Back With Our Reincarnated Buddies (and soon to be dead man)…
"Uhnn…" Kyosuke groaned, wondering why he couldn't move his arms or legs.
"He's awake." Taka-Naruto snickered, rolling him over with a swift kick to the gut.
"Good." Kiku-Ino smirked, pulling a whip taut in her hands.
"We want answers." Shaolin-Tenten said sternly, "And we want them now."
"I don't hafta tell you-HEEYEEEEEEP!" Kyosuke sqealed.
Kei-Iruka whipped out kunai.
Shigure-Sasuke pulled out a pair of sai.
Kirika-Temari pulled out her gianormous fan (from only GOD knows where)
"Now…we want you to tell us everything." Himawari-Sakura growled.
"About how you knew about Kakashi." Gakushi-Gaara murmured, "And about us."
Well with that giant FAN in his face, how could he refuse?
"Alright!" he cried, "I admit it! I'm not this Kakashi person, whoever the fuck he is!"
Taka-Naruto, Himawari-Sakura and Shigure-Sasuke gave fierce growls.
"My nameisn't even Kyosuke!" he stuttered, quelling under the glares, "It's Yamano Shun!"
"And how old are you?" Kei-Iruka asked coolly.
"Thirty-four." Shun replied quickly (eeeeeeewww! a pedophile!)
"How do you know about Kakashi-sensei?" Himawari-Sakura growled.
"I…I stole Uzumaki-chan's diary." He muttered, not looking at them.
"YOU...DID...WHAT?" The reincarnated Konohagakure Girl's screamed.
"Dude…that's low." Ushio-Kankuro said in disbelief, "Even I wouldn't stoop that low."
"So you say, brother dear." Kirika-Temari sighed.
"Watch it." Ushio-Kankuro growled.
"Why did you steal it?" Gakushi-Gaara asked coolly, flipping a kunai over and over in his hand.
"I-I-I-I JUST-WANTED-TO-GET-CLOSER-TO-HER-ALRIGHT!" he squealed.
"You are some kinda stalker." Shaolin-Tenten mused disgustedly.
"Not even Chouji was that persistant!" Kiku-Ino said, wrinkling her nose.
"You give us…" Yasuo-Shino muttered, "…a bad name."
All eyes turned on the ressurected Shino.
"He SPOKE!" Nanao-Neji gaped.
"O-oh my." Asahi-Hinata murmured.
"DAMN!" Hige-Kiba whistled.
"He must be pissed." Taka-Naruto said insightfully (well…aren't YOU the quick one!)
"Of course." Ginta-Shikamaru drawled, "Think about it. It's because of guys like this, that girls don't trust guys and we hafta work twice as hard. So troublesome."
Now, the menfolk joined the girls as they moved in on him, smirking in a way that was very fake, truly creepy, and extrememly reminiscent of Hotaru.
"Prepare yourself, you creepy pedophile you!" Kei-Iruka grinned.
Shun began to quiver as they converged on him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!"
"A Nun!" Hotaru muttered walking along the sidewalk (almost running into a lightpole), "That's it! Then I won't have to deal with guys period! Stupid men…ruining everything…corrupting the planet…hell spawn…"
She continued mumbling in this vein as she entered anGoth Salon.
One Hour Later…
She walked out a very changed girl.
Her hair was no longer waist length and white blonde.
It was black with red low lights (and were talking some SERIOUS red here!) and fell just above where the shoulder blades jutted out.
Black eye liner ringed her eyes.
A clear coat of lipgloss was slicked across her lips.
She had trashed the outfit her friends loaned her.
She would apologized later…maybe.
She now sported a pair of baggy black jeans covered with chains.
A baggy, black, worded tee that read, "Without The Bodies, You Can't Prove A Thing!"
A black spiked dog collar.
A black sweatband around her left wrist along with several sex bracelets.
A spider and web slave bracelet on her right.
She walked along wordlessly, not noticing the pounding footsteps on the sidewalk behind her.
An arm snaked it's way across her front.
Another twisted her head around.
Hotaru found herself kissing Kazune-Kakashi before she had a chance to think.
She stood there, dumbfounded.
"How did you know it was me?" she mumbled, her eyes wide, "I…Hajime probably wouldn't…"
Kazune-Kakashi grinned and pulled her close.
"You can run all you want." He smirked, "I'll always find you!"
Hotaru looked up at him.
"You know, I'd probably think that was sweet, under different circumstances." She sighed.
"You're right." He smiled, " That sounded totally stalkerish."
They fell silent.
Kazune-Kakashi still holding her and Hotaru allowing him to do so (for the time being)
"You know, Hajime's gonna flip his lid when he's sees what you've done to yourself." Kazune-Kakashi smirked.
"Let him." Hotaru smirked back, "I actually enjoy being a Goth."
Kazune-Kakashi fingered some strands of her newly dyed hair.
"Looks good on you." he smiled.
"Glad you think so." Hotaru smiled gently, pushing away from him, "Listen…I've got to go now."
"…yeah…" Kazune-Kakashi nodded, knowing better than to push his luck.
Hotaru walked off, black hair switching behind her, giving a bright flash of red every so often as she disappeared into the night like an overgrown bat.
Kazune-Kakashi sighed and looked to the sky thoughtfully.
"…those guys better have saved some of that creep for me…" Kazune-Kakashi said, thinking on all the things he wanted to him and grinning…yes…alllll of the things.
(A/N: Hotaru's a Goth. Kakashi's still a honry perv. Their relationships non-existent, all thanks to that pedophile. Hajime nearly has a heart attack, and more insanity ensues when Kakashi becomes the student of his fromer pupils! R&R!)