(A/N: Hiya! Lady Hiran here! Sorry this took forever! Onward and upward peeps!)
Hotaru ignored the shocked looks of her classmates as she sat down for that morning's lecture.
The black, worded tee shirt she sported that day read, "DO NOT DISTURB! disturbed enough already!"
He her hair was pull back into a ponytail, making the red streaking all the more noticeable, her bangs falling into her into her black eyeliner ringed ice blue orbs.
"Whaddya think? Is she playin' a joke?" Dane asked Rochelle.
"Dunno." Amelia whispered back.
"Could be." Adrian shrugged.
"She is the type." Rochelle nodded.
"Why can't they just shut up?" Hotaru wondered, thinking vaguely upon why the prof wasn't here.
And why wasn't he here you might ask?
Weeellllllll...
After Kazune-Kakashi and Hotaru parted ways, he set off in search of Shun.
And after he and the rest of the reincarnates were done, it would be safe to say that if the poor pedophile had ever hoped to have children, that dream would now never come to pass.
Kazune-Kakashi now sighed.
What to do.
He could go to a strip club, sure.
He could read his porno mag; that was fine.
He could watch a XXX video.
But there was a problem with all of these options.
They made him horny.
And nowadays, when he got horny, there was only one person he thought of.
"This…sucks." He grumbled.
It just wasn't fair!
Now, whenever he got a hard-on, he became lonely.
He never thought that he could correlate being hot and bothered with being lonesome.
But after all those time Hotaru had whacked him about the head for lecherous acts?
Unintentional lecherous acts, but still!
It was too much!
"How depressing." He sighed, "I need to find a hobby and quick."
"Whyzzat?" Hajime asked.
"Huh?" Kazune-Kakashi blinked hard, completely startled.
He had completely forgotten that he was out eating lunch with Kanna and Hajime.
The rest of the reincarnates were out scoping the city (koff-sightseeing-koff)
"Oh, no reason!" he smiled, lying through his teeth, "Just bored!"
"Huh…" Kanna said thoughtfully, "Well,you'll find something! Hang in there!"
"Th-thanks…Kanna." Kazune-Kakashi smiled, trying not to choke on his lie.
"Oi, Kanna?" Hajime said, paying for his food, "I'm gonna find Hi-chan. Ya comin' with?"
"Sure." Kanna smiled, rising to her feet and shifting on her coat, "What about you, Hatake-chan?"
"Think I'll take a pass." he smiled, "She and I…we need to take things slow…especially after an incident like this."
"You're so understanding." Kanna said, eyes sparkling gladly, "Hi-chan doesn't know how lucky she is!"
"Later you two." Kazune-Kakashi said with a wave.
"We'll tell ya said hi." Hajime smirked, grabbing Kanna's hand and running out the door.
"DON'T YOU DARE!" he roared after the mischievous teen, his laughter echoing after him.
Hajime almost asphixiated from laughing so hard but eventually made his way to the main office of Yale.
"Hi!" Hajime said, "I'm here to see Uzumaki Hotaru! I'm her brother, so I need a visitors pass."
"…bro?" Hotaru said blandly from behind the front desk, "I always knew you were a little slow, but I didn't know you were a lobotomy patient."
Hajime's face twitched.
"Hi-chan!" Kanna squealed, "HIII!"
"Kanna-kun!" Hotaru grinned, "How goes it!"
-SNAAPP- (the sound of Hajime's sanity going…bye-bye)
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!" Hajime screeched.
"Nn?" Hotaru said, eyebrow raised.
"YOU CAN'T BE HI-CHAN!" He shouted.
"Sure she can." Kanna said, "Look at her."
"THAT'S NOT MY SISTER, GODDAMMIT!" Hajime roared.
"I bet Sasuke says that everday." Hotaru smirked, "But alack, alas! I am your sister."
"THEN PROVE IT!" he snarled, "TELL ME A SECRET ONLY HI-CHAN WOULD KNOW!"
"Phwee…such a suspicious little worm." Hotaru sighed, "Fine, then. You have a birth mark on your left ass cheek in the shape of Whistler's Mother. Your sense of direction was so awful when you were young I had to lead you to the bathroom. When you were seven your bathing-"
Hajime's face turned white.
"S…S…Sis?" he mumbled.
"Can I help you, bro?" she smirked sarcastically.
He fainted.
Kanna squatted down to get a better look.
"You killed him." She said smartly (dummy)
"He's faking." Hotaru snorted, "He always was an attention hog."
"Say what?" Taka-Naruto gaped.
Kazune-Kakashi stared directly at the younger reincarnates, head resting on his chin.
"Y-you're kiddin'…right?" Ushio-Kankuro stammered.
Kazune-Kakashi shook his head slightly.
"Oh lord." Shigure-Sasuke moaned, palming his forehead, "You can't be serious."
"I'm completely serious." Kazune-Kakashi said crisply, "If you don't help me, I'll be stuck with a permanent boner the rest of my life."
"Hatake…you perverted bastard." Hige-Kiba whistled, smirking appreciative, "I know I'm in, but it's gonna take some work."
Yasuo-Shino gave a slight nod and a tiny smile, indicating he was in.
Gakushi-Gaara sneered and nodded.
"How bothersome." Ginta-Shikamaru sighed, "I'll do it…as long as it keeps you all quiet."
"As long as no speaks a word of this stupidity to Tenten, count me in as well." Nanao-Neji grumbled.
"Hallright then." Taka-Naruto sighed, defeated.
"Let your re-education begin…Sensei." Shigure-Sasuke leered.
About two hours later, Kazune-Kakashi strode out of the restraint with a notebook filled to the last page with notes.
"Huuu…" he groaned, "Look at all this! No ass groping in public or when she deems it an inappropriate setting? No fondling, no grabbing, no—ahh, screw this!"
He threw the notebook into the nearest garbage can.
"I won't have any fun that way." Kazune-Kakashi grumped, "I'm just gonna have to do this…and live with the consequences."
(A/N: Hotaru's uplate studying when Kazune-Kakakshi pays her a late night visit by window. WARNING! Next chapter WILL BE A LEMON! R&R!)