It was a cloudy and rainy day for the Loud neighborhood. Anastasia is looking out of the window to look at the rain.
Anastasia: [in her thoughts] Ahhh, rain. The best thing to see. It's gloomy, it's sad, dark, everything Just like aunty Lucy and my mom. [thunder roared] Oh yeah; the lightning and thunder. How can i forget about that? Ahhh, rain.
[Logan enters the house with Lana following behind him with mud on her face]
Logan: Man, talk about a wet day.
Lana: I'll say! There isn't rain without mud! [Rubs mud all over her facel
Lynn: Hey, Logan! Think fast! [threw the ball at Logan and he caught it with one hand] Man, you are fast.
Logan: Lynn, we been living in this house for 19 Years now and your getting in to that?
[Luna enters the living room, holding a radio towards her ear]
Luna: [in a British accent] I bloody love this song! Sing it like you mean it, Mick! [Lucy pokes her head out of the fireplace, making her jump in terror] BLIMEY!
Lucy: I'm trying to write here.
Logan: Lucy, why are you in fireplace to write? Don't you got other dark places to hide in?
Lucy: I don't always stay in one place all the
time.
Logan: You got a point there.
Lori: [on her phone with Bobby] No, i love you more, silly [to Leni] It's our six-weekiversary.
Leni: You two are like gonna be together for like, ever.
Logan: [under his breath] Tch, not unless i have something to say about it. Anyway, I'm gonna go change out of these wet clothes into something more comfortable. By the way, have any of you seen Anastasia? I didn't see her when I came in
Lisa: She's behind the TV looking out the window.
Logan: Thanks
[Logan goes upstairs who's about to go to the attic to change outfits; but before he can, his son Leruke goes to his father to tell him something
Leruke: Father, before you got home from work, i've washed all of your clothes and hang them all up in the middle dresser. Oh, and don't forget, i also cleaned the attic up because last time, there was trash on the floor, dishes that are left behind so I have to get every single one of them and washed it, and the walls we covered in oil so I have to clean them up with a cloth and soap.
Logan: Ohhh, that's my boy! Thanks for cleaning up though. I was about to waste my me time cleaning it.
Leruke: There ain't no problem with that father.
[They huged and Logan continued to go up stairs and change while Leruke goes down stairs to kitchen to make noodles. Meanwhile in the living room, Lisa is still doing her poop studies.]
Lisa: By the way, Lori, my study indicates you haven't used the bathroom in quite some time.
Lori: EWW! There is no way I'm being in your grody poop study!
[Lincoln enters the house with a comic book in his hand. He shortly took his pants and threw them away]
Lola: Groooooss!
Lincoln: What?
Lola: Why do you always have to read your comics in your underpants?!
Lincoin: Cause reading my comics with my clothes on is uncomfortable and distracting. [shakes his butt at Lola] And you know how i like to be comfortable while reading comics. Now, scootch!
[Lincoln sits between Lola and Lisa; Lola, repulsed, jumps onto the armrest]
Lola: ACK! I swear, you, Logan, Leruke, and Anastasia got the most annoying habits ever, and you got butt germs everywhere!
Leruke: [Appears in the living room after hearing what Lola just said] Excuse us? Are you calling us white heads habits annoying? [To Anastasia who appears behind the TV] Anastasia, you know what Lola ment right?
Anastasia: Exactly! she knows us white heads have our own habits but thinks that they're annoying?! [to Lola] You're the one to talk, Ms.Piggy! You are just as annoying as mine's, daddy's, Uncle's, and even Leruke's put together!
Leruke: You know, it's like President Obama who left 5 days earlier to go back to his house and does a habit which he can't use his utensils for just 1 Month! However, he can only use either his hands or most likely mouth to pick up his food and eat! But imagine Donald Trump came in his house for a family dinner that was the final day until the president can use his utensils again! By that point, Trump was like [Donald Trump accent] "You're just disgustingly annoying as my relationship with China"
Lincoln: Anastasia and Leruke are right, Lola. You can't look away from the mirror for five seconds! [Holds up 4 of his fingers]
Anastasia: Uncle, that's four fingers. Not five.
Lincoln realized that and holds up 5 instead
Leruke: He's absolutely right Lola. You can't last five seconds without looking through that sand made object that reflects your face!
Anastasia: Heck, not even one second you couldn't even do that!
Lola: LIES!
[Lola is still looking in her mirror rather than at her second older brother, nephew, and niece; she looks back, closes the mirror, and smiles sheepishly]
Anastasia: [Pounces to the couch next to lola] That's what you're saying? [Lola growls at her and she growls back]
[Logan appears]
Logan: What's going on here?
Lola: Nothing out of the usual. Just two rivals about to bump heads with each other.
Leruke: [Looks at Logan] You know what happened to the house the very last time they conflicted each other father.
Logan: I know whats about to go down.
Anastasia: You want to go with the pow pig? I've been waitin to continue our fight from the last time!
Lola: Same here, cow!
[Lola and Anastasia start fighting each other until Leruke dropped his cane to go help his father break it up.]
Logan [angry] That's enough, you two! I'm getting sick and tired of you two always fighting!
Lori: Ugh, do you do anything apart from getting angry all the time? Because that's what you're seem to be the best at.
Logan: You're the one to talk, Ms. Always on my phone a lot talking to my beloved Bobby boo boo bear!
Lincoln: Yeah, Lori! Would it kill you not to talk to Bobby all the time?!
Lori: [defensively] I don't talk to Bobby all the time! [to Bobby, over the phone] Do i, Bobby?
Leruke: Lisa! Your always doing your gross and weird feces studies! Did you poop yourself on these tubes, or you got it from one of us; i swear to God it can't be me?!
Lisa: Young biggie, It's quite fascinating work.
Lincoln: You guys couldn't last ten minutes without doing your annoying things!
[Logan, Leruke, and Anastasia nod in agreement]
Lori: We could last longer than all four of you!
Logan: Is that a challenge? Because i smell a challenge that non of you couldn't beat.
Leruke: There's no doubt about the 4 of us winning this challenge.
Lola: Oh, really? Care to make it a little more interesting? [hops onto the couch crest, and walks back and forth] If we can stop doing our things longer than you four stop doing yours, then Logan can no longer yell at us, Leruke has to give up his cane, Anastasia has to hand over the title of diva back to me, and Lincoln will give up reading in his underwear...FOREVER! [raises her fist]
Her sister: YEAH!
Anastasia: Hmmmm, a challenge to see who can last without caving in, huh? Alright, I'm in game. I'll accept your challenge! But if the 4 of us win, you all have to give us something.
Lola: Oh, yeah? Like what?
Anastasia: [shows them a page on an magazine with a kunai with colorful bow stings on it] Colorful strings with its fast rate of over 128mph victory kunai i want for my self.
Logan: And while you on that, i want this game. [shows them a anime game on his phone]
Leruke: [Shows them in his hologram rist device in color of a sizeable, weapon like, legendary cane] Sizable, loaded up, and 15x stronger than a normal cane.
Lincoln: [shows them a circled picture of a red briefs in another magazine] Pure cotton, 2000 thread count, non-binding elastic. I'll just call them my victory undies.
[The sisters whisper discuss about this exchange and challenge while Lola looks back for just one second and they have made a choice]
Lola: Deal!
[Lola and Anastasia shook hands and Leruke brings a giant cymbal with a long cymbal hammer as a sign as they're ready to start the challenge]
Anastasia: LET THE CHALLENGE BEGIN!
[Leruke then hits the cymbal with the cymbal hammer which means the challenge has started]
To Be Continued...