Well for the moment Mud Monster will have to wait, it is all written up on paper but well, typing it is a real problem so here is another comedy. T for the language though it is really amusing. I don't have a title for this at the moment... Though you could consider the first line of diologue the title.
"Bullshit!" Inu Yasha exclaimed from inside the hut.
"Such strong language," Sango observed absently from outside the hut that Inu yasha was spending the night in.
"Indeed, it seems the new moon is doing nothing to improve Inu Yasha's language this evening," Miroku added.
There was some more murmering from inside the hut and then..."Bullshit!" Kagome exclaimed.
"But it's Kagome as well..." Sango added sounding slightly distraught.
"Hmm, they don't usually fight when it is the new moon... I wonder what's going on?" Miroku thought aloud. Then continued musing to himself.
"It's certainly the quietest arguement they've ever had," Sango mused as she stared up at the moonless sky.
"Doesn't it say somewhere that it's the quiet ones you should watch out for?" Miroku asked as he looked up at the sky as well.
"Isn't that to do with people though?" Sango answered with another question.
"Maybe it's the honest ones," Miroku mused as he looked at the plain travelers hut.
Sango stared at Miroku with a flat expression on her face, "That makes you sound like a liar." Sango responded blatantly.
"Well a liar will always be dishonest, so he will always be that way. But an honest man may lie for the better good, but does that make him a liar, no" Miroku explained as he occaisonly looked up at the sky.
"Do you really believe that?" Sango asked speculativly.
"No, I was just repeating the conversation I heard, what I was trying to say earlier."
"Bullshit!" Kagome said seemingly getting annoyed.
"Must be some arguement if it is still going," Miroku observed a few minutes later.
"Maybe they aren't fighting" Shippo said sleepily as he shifted in his sleep.
"Then what are they doing in there?" Sango asked starting to get a bit confused.
"Do you think we should look?" Miroku asked looking at the hut again.
"I don't know..." Sango answered leaning toward the door herself.
For a moment Miroku forgot he wasn't on Mount Hakurei then took advantage of the moment...
It was a full two seconds before Sango realised what he was doing and unleashed her wrath. In an amazing show of her athletic prowess, Sango dropped back on her hands and kicked the lecherous monk in the face. In her rage Sango pulled out her Ninja sword as she straddled him.
"Listen here monk! We are supposed to be keeping watch for any demons and I find that rather hard to do with your hands on my butt!" Sango fumed as she held the ninja sword menacingly above his head.
Miroku had to admit one thing, outside of the ninja sword, he was in a very interesting position. She was almost on top of him, Miroku's mind had a number of scenario's, all very lecherous and dirty, run through it but Miroku's mind cleared for a moment and then decided the safe way out of this predicament.
Miroku nodded, and watched as Sango regained her composure and got off of him, sheathing her sword in the process.
"I was just going to ask if you guys were okay out there," Kagome said looking a bit embarrased, from just outside the hut.
"We're fine" Miroku said calmly.
"Oh, okay," Kagome said as she turned to head back into the hut.
"Wait!" Sango said urgently"...What are you two doing in there?" Sango asked sheepishly.
"Just playing cards. Inu Yasha want to learn how to play 31?" Kagome asked as she went back inside the hut.
"Cards?" Sango repeated as she went back to where she was sitting.
"I have no idea," Miroku answered as he rejoined her.
End
And if you are wondering how to play 31 it is a lot like 21 except instead of one ten or face card and an ace of the same suit, the goal is to get two face cards and an ace of the same suit, or to beat your opponents score if they know...Three of the same card is worth 30 and 1/2 points and so on. Well, for an interim, (if that's the right word) story I did have fun.