(A/N: Hey all! Shinigami Goumon here! Wow it's been awhile, huh? But never you mind! Here it is! In all of it's splendor! THE LAST CHAPPIE OF HELL-OOOO GRANDPA! (regains composure) Enjoy it my peeps.)
"YOU'RE KIDDING ME!" Hotaru cried, eyes huge in disbelief.
"I most certainly am not." Itachi smirked.
"FRONT ROW?" she shrieked, hands shaking as she gazed at the ticket clutched in her hands.
"Front row." Itachi sneered.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" Hotaru screamed, spinning around in a circle, "FRONT ROW SEATS TO THE MARTIAL TOURNAMENT AT THE OMEGA-DOME! YOU RAWK!"
Itachi's smirk broadened.
The Kyuubi had been one hundred percent correct.
Playing off of Hotaru's insatiable battle lust was a surefire plan.
He could tell by the way she was skipping with glee around him.
"Wait'll Ha-chan finds out!" Hotaru snickered, "He'll pitch a fit when he finds out I'm going!"
"So it's a date then?" Itachi asked with smirk.
She whirled around and glomped him joyfully around the neck.
"YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IT'S A DATE!" Hotaru squealed.
The press of her chest against him was almost to much for him to stand.
Itachi wanted to maul her right then and there.
But the stern wanring of he Kyuubi still rang fresh in his mind.
-("You try that again without her consent, well then, I won't be able to stop her. It'll be your ass on the line, not mine.")- The Kyuubi had growled.
She then modified Hotaru's memory to omit their conversation and disappeared back into Hotaru's consciousness.
"Just be patient." Itachi told himself as he watched her go, "Wait until tonight…you can do it...easy…"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Hajime roared.
"Hee hee! Jealous?" Hotaru snickered.
"The Omega Dome?" Shigure-Sasuke asked, bewildered, "For a date?"
"Mm-hm! The Open Ring Martial Arts Tournament!" she grinned.
"Open ring?" Asahi-Hinata asked.
"It means anyone, even people from the audience, can enter the ring and challenge the fighters!" Hotaru grinned.
"…Itachi really knows you." Himawari-Sakura smirked.
"I know." Kazune-Kakashi said cocking his eyebrow, "It's odd."
"How so?" Kei-Iruka asked suspiciously, "Don't tell me you're jealous!"
"Of course not!" Kazune-Kakashi snapped, "You're the only one for me! It's just seems suspicious that he would come out of the wood work and do something like this!"
"Yeah." Kiku-Ino murmured, "Something's up."
"Well, whether it's up or down, I'm going!" Hotaru smirked, "No way I'm missing out on a good fight!"
"But Hi-chan-!" Hajime was cut off by Hotaru stuffing a cookie into his mouth.
"Kindly butt out, brother dear!" she grinned, closing her black lidded eyes.
Hotaru then slid out of the booth and grinned back at them.
"I'm a big girl, bro." She smirked, "I can handle myself."
Hotaru then walked casual out of the café, hips swinging.
""Overconfident, as usual." Yasuo-Shino muttered.
"That attitude's gotten her into trouble before." Taka-Naruto mumbled.
"I have a feeling she'll be just fine." Kei-Iruka smiled.
"Hm?" Hige-Kiba glanced at his former teacher, "Whaddya mean?"
"I think Itachi's got more than he can handle." Kei-Iruka chuckled.
"HYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
-B-KROOMMMMM-
Hotaru sent a behemoth of a man at least three times her size flying over the heads of the spectators and into the rear wall.
If he ever had dreams of having children...well...lets just say that that's neve gonna happen now.
"Ten down." Hotaru grumbled, face contorted in frustration, "Well, this is disappointing! I hoped they would've put up more of a fight than this! …how boring."
Itachi quickly took notice of her displeasure and smirked.
All was going according to plan.
"Hotaru." He said quietly.
"Mm?" she responded, turning towards him slightly.
-BAM-
He clocked Hotaru across the face viciously.
She stumbled back, holding her cheek, eye wide in disbelief as blood ran down her chin.
Hotaru's lips curled into a smirk.
"…I felt THAT one!" she grinned, raising her guard and becoming a black blur as she went on the attack.
Hotaru ducked down low, smacking her palm against the canvas as her foot careened with Itachi's chin.
-FWHOK-
The instant he felt the kick connect, Itachi twisted downward and slammed fist into her gut.
-FWHD-
Hotaru countered by latching onto his arm and slamming her elbow into his chest.
-DGMM-
Itachi responded by grappling onto her arm and kneeing her in the ribs.
-GROK-
Both readed back their head and slammed them together with a sickening-
-KRAK-
Foreheads still pressed together, breathing heavily, wormed her grip up his armsaround the back of his head and forced him into a kiss.
Itachi responded quickly, returning it roughly, tasting blood.
"Your place?" he asked.
"Too far." She growled.
"Bathroom?" Itachi asked.
"Been there, done that." Hotaru grunted.
"Janitor's closet?" he asked.
"There ya go." She smirked.
Without another word, the two darted out of the ring and down the hall, where the door to the janitor's closet stood invitingly open.
Slipping inside, the pair shut door after them, blocking out the anger sounds of the crowds, and starting what was to be a one-and-a-half day sex session.
Two Days Later…
"Well, that's one way ta hook up." Hajime smirked, holding Kanna's hand lightly.
Hotaru, lounging comfortably against Itachi's chest, his arms wrapped around her waist, merely stuck her tongue out him.
"Shut up." Hotaru sneered, "Like your, accidently walking into the girl's bathroom hook up was any better."
Hajime turned an unusual shade of red.
Kanna began to laugh at the memory.
"That sound like an interesting story." Kei-Iruka smiled.
"Do tell." Kazune-Kakashi grinned.
"Howabout, no." Hajime growled.
"Aw c'mon, Hajime!" Taka-Naruto grinned, armed draped over Asahi-Hinata's shoulder.
"Yeah, Hajime." Shigure-Sasuke smirked, "Cuz if you don't, your sister will."
Hajime growled ferally, the eyes of allsixteen reincarnates turned on hims expectantly.
"I told my story, bro!" Hotaru grinned.
"Yes." Itachi smirked, "Do share…brother in-law."
"Rrrrrgh!" Hajime snarled at those last words, "Fine!
Everyone perked up expectantly.
"It all started back in Junior high." He began, "I was thirteen and Kanna was twelve."
Hotaru glanced out the window.
It had started to raining.
It had been raining THAT day, too.
The day when this madness all started.
The day that had brought about their destiny.
Their happiness.
-Owari-
(A/N: IT...IS...COMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD! WOOT! Ah! It's been a good run, eh kiddies? But I've finally got everything resolved! And even if you can't see me right now, I will PERSONALLY tell you, that I am doing the Numa Numa Dance! I'm filled with that much joy! Any hoo! Hope to hear from you all again! Later Dudes and Dudettes! I'm OUT!)