Dudes, you knew I had to do it. All real people names have been changed.
Disclaimer: Uh yeah, lots of crap I don't own. But tweaked…a lot…
"Ouch! Don't throw that at me!" Marty yelled. "Jeez! That's my FRIGGIN' EYE DAMMIT!"
Gina didn't stop throwing.
"This is my house and I'll throw what I like, Smarty!"
"Hey! Hey stop! Look, what's that? Wait, there's really something there!" Marty said as a vortex opened in the wall. Then two more.
"Well, that spell sucked. Bloody-Where the Hell are we?" said Fred Weasley, landing at the top of a large heap of nearly twenty people.
Marty screamed.
"Who are you?" Bobby Pendragon asked.
"Marty Kash. Wh-How did you get here?
"Psh, I dunno."
"Well, we're here because of Fred's stupid screwup spell!" Ron spat.
"A disturbance in the force, there is." Yoda said. "Fix this, we must."
"What in bloody Hell?" Draco said, surprised.
Gina gave him an evil grin. "Yeah, he does that. But don't worry your pretty head about it. Come in here and watch TV with me…in the bathroom…"
"TV?"
Gina laughed. "Don't worry about it, you won't be watching that."
"Gina!" Marty reprimanded shrilly.
And so it was that Marty Kash was left with 15 fictional characters. (She counted.)
"Oh, we could sooooooo take this place over!" Saint Dane said.
"Ooh! Let's go plot!"
"I love plotting!"
"Is there somewhere we go to plot?"
"Well, there's always Gina's parents' room-" and Darth Vader, Saint Dane, and Voldemort ran off.
"So." Aniken said.
"Ssssooooo…" Marty replied.
"Are you as free as your friend in there?" Fred asked, slipping an arm around Marty's waist.
"What?"
"They don't write everything in those books." George added, taking Marty's chin.
She whimpered.
Suddenly, Gina emerged from the bathroom, very angry. Her hair was tossled and her shirt was on backwards. "He escaped," she said.
"Escaped?"
"Escaped! Ran away! Onward! We're obligated to go find him! Let's go find him!"
Gina, Harry, Ron, Courtney, Bobby, Luke, Aniken, Obi-Wan, Mark, Hermione, and Yoda all took off.
Fred held Marty back, saying, "Maybe we should stay here, in case he comes back."
"Yeah! And in the meantime…"
Right toe kiddies. Tune in next time to read this crazy ass piece of crap. That's right. You know it's funny. SHUTUP AND EAT A DAMN TACO! IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!