Well, friends, this is the last chapter of 'What Happened'. Hope you enjoyed it. Happy unbirthday!
"Where'd they go?" Bobby yelled.
"That little bitch escaped with my man!" Gina shrieked.
Fred growled and said, "Yeah, well, your man escaped with our bitch!"
Gina slowly glared at him. "Did you just call Marty your bitch! Marty is no one's bitch!" With that, Gina tackled him and punched him in the face a few times. "That'll teach you to insult my best friend!"
"Um…you're best friend and your man are still missing, Gina," Ron reminded.
"That bitch!"
Meanwhile
"Ha! I got it running! Now then, who can drive?"
Voldemort, Darth, and St. Dane exchanged a look.
"CURSES!" Voldemort yelled.
Also meanwhile…
"Where are we?" Marty asked, looking around.
"Well, I didn't know where to go, and then I remembered an article in a magazine a muggle had once for a free trip to New York, New York…so…"
The two were in a dark, gross alley.
Marty sighed and stared to step out into the street, then looked at Draco and thought better of it. "Got to get money... Hmm... Okay, when I say, say Accio wallet… Wait, wait, now!"
"Accio wallet!"
A thick wallet flew out of a businessman's unzipped travel bag and into Draco's hand.
Marty snatched it. "I'll be back. I need to get you muggle clothes."
"Okay."
Back at Gina's house…
"Where could they have gone..." Hermione thought aloud.
"Where does Draco know of in the muggle world?" Gina snapped acidly.
"We'll never find them!" Fred wailed.
"There, there. I'm here…" Courtney cooed.
"Courtney!" Bobby yelled.
Fred and George looked her over thoughtfully.
"No." George said.
"You're just not... right," Fred agreed.
"What!" she yelped.
"Yeah! Courtney is beautiful!" Mark snapped.
"So? Marty likes us,-"
"-but is still afraid of us."
"It's cute." George finished.
"Besides, they probably couldn't overpower Courtney." Gina said absently.
"But Courtney is way prettier! And, from that look, you wouldn't have to over power her…" Bobby said indignantly.
"Look, Marty's cuter. What with the cowering and the fear…"
"I just want to tie her up and-"
"Why you little sadists!" Gina exclaimed.
The twins smiled guiltily.
"Well…She's not coming back!" Courtney yelled, hurt.
Gina scoffed. "Yes she is. She left her writing. It'll be any minute now."
Three minutes and twenty nine seconds later...
With a crack, the Draco and Marty appeared. Marty lunged for her writing, but was grabbed by Fred and George around the waist and by the hair by Courtney.
"SAVE YOURSELF, DRACO!!" Marty screamed.
"NOOOOOO!" Draco yelled as Gina held him down and pulled the wand from his hand.
"Gina help!" Marty yelled as Fred and George carried her to the now running car, having successfully untangled Courtney's hands from her hair.
"Let's go find a hotel…"
"NO!"
So…" Mark said as the group watched them go.
"This sucks." Darth said bitterly.
END
Hope you who read liked it! Sorry for the ending if you didn't like it, but TOO DAMN BAD! Tacos to ya'!