Disclaimer

I don't own RWBY, to my knowledge It's owned by Rooster Teeth

I don't own Pitch Meeting either, they're owned by Screen Rant

I also don't own all the movies that will be in Pitch Meeting

Greetings, I'm making this because I like Pitch Meeting and seeing no one has done it before to my knowledge make me want to make it myself.

My previous attempt at writing every line and make RWBY react to it is too tiring, the first eps took me a whole day, maybe I'm just bad at it so I'm just trying to do it the lazy way, I'm going to use Timestamps.

Why I think it's ok to just use timestamps, well I do it this way because of some considerations, Pitch Meeting is a short video that you can easily find on youtube so it shouldn't be hard to use timestamps in this case, also this way you can enjoy Pitch Meeting at it's full glory for the people that haven't watch it, and for the people that have already watched it before this is a new way to revisit it.

Now this has gone way too long if there's anything I want to add I'll add it later down at the end of the story, so just sit back and enjoy.

Today is a day off for team RWBY, after all the busy days finally having some time off team RWBY have nothing to do.

All of team RWBY does is just lazing around in their own way.

Ruby is laying on a couch while searching for a video to watch on Metube, after many times refreshing finally a thumbnail that caught her eyes show up, it's a picture of Wonder Woman with her eyes enlarged, with the words Justice League Pitch Meeting on the right side.

"Heh, that's funny,"

Ruby wondered what kind of video could this be, a pitch meeting, maybe it's how the movie was originally pitch to the studio executives, Ruby wondered again about how would that be interesting.

But since Ruby is a person with a big heart, so she would give this video a chance, maybe something interesting happen when they were pitching the movie.

Ruby stand and grab her headset before lying back on the couch.

'Hopes this one good,'

Then Ruby tap the video on her scroll, opening a door to a long journey full of laughter and more laughter.

00:00 - 00:01

'Is that how the office at warner bros looks like?'

00:01 - 00:02

'Wait, are they twins? and what's with that background, its obviously greenscreen,'

Ruby starts to doubt that this is a real pitch meeting.

00:02 -00:06

'What? why would a bad guy backstory barely matters?'

Ruby starts to find the video really weird, well she might haven't actually seen Justice League yet but there's no way the bad guy backstory didn't matter right, tought Ruby.

00:06 - 00:12

Super easy barely an inconvenience, somehow this word make Ruby feels funny.

00:12 - 00:22

'What! why would you want something to look like that!?'

Ruby questions the guy with the suit taste.

00:22 - 00:26

"Eww,"

Ruby said in disgust.

"Sonething wrong Ruby,"

Yang asked Ruby.

"I'm fine Yang,"

Ruby said before continuing the video.

'What, why would that sounds perfect,"

Ruby feels like the guy with the glasses isn't normal either.

00:26 - 00:34

The guy with the gross face saying mother a lot isn't something Ruby want to see or hear.

00:34 - 00:45

"Pfft, thi-this world will fall,"

Somehow this feels really funny to Ruby.

"Are you really okay Rubes?"

Yang ask once again.

"Primitive beings,"

"What?"

"Nothing,"

Yang start finding Ruby being weird.

00:45 - 00:56

'Another super easy barely an inconvenience, this feels better the second time I hear it,'

00:45 - 01:04

'Hey, I'm Cyborg what's going on,'

"Pfft,"

Yang only look at Ruby funny.

01:04 - 01:17

'Wait, is Aquaman not gonna join the league, but I like him in the cartoons he's funny, Batman still the best though,'

01:17 - 01:22

'Wait what, then why would they make it seems like he won't join the league if they make him join almost immediately?'

01:22 - 01:30

'I guess Batman do crack jokes once in a while and Superman is his bestfriend so it's not that bad,'

01:30 - 01:33

'A-a minute?'

01:33 - 01:41

"Cool,"

01:41 - 01:46

"What!?"

'How is that supposed to be empowering,'

01:46 - 01:51

"Eww,"

Ruby closed her eyes trying to get the image out of her mind.

01:51 - 01:59

'I'm already tired at what they we're doing for this movie,"

Ruby doesn't like this part.

01:59 - 02:03

'Of course it's not!'

Ruby wants to scream but hold herself back, tired of reacting to the idiocy of the two guys in the video.

02:03 - 02:11

'Ma men,'

"Kgh, what? is that supposed to be cool,"

Ruby is trying to hold her laughter at this one.

02:11 - 02:17

'No it's not, drinking alcohol isn't cool, that's what dad said,'

02:17 - 02:24

'Oh yeah, he's dead from the last movie'

02:24 - 02:39

'Superman and Batman fights each other sounds really cool, wait, Isn't that literally the last movie?'

02:39 - 03:04

'That's really stupid, who are they trying to surprise by doing that,'

03:04 - 03:11

'That's all, somehow this didn't make want to watch the movie at all,'

03:11 - 03:19

'What's Russuab family have anything to do with consequences?'

The more Ruby hear about this movie the more nonsensical it sounds.

03:19 - 03:23

"It may lose a hundred million!? how is that a winner,"

With the video ending Ruby feels more tired than ever.

'Even thought it's tiring but it still have some potential to be funny, guess since I have nothing to do if there's more video I'll give it a try,'

"So... What you been doin' little sis,"

Yang have been curious at what her little sister been doing all this time and seeing that Ruby is finally done start asking Ruby question.

"Yang, I've just found a new video on Metube, let's watch it together,"

"Sure, lil sis,"

Yang replied not sure what she's gotten into.

Okay, I know the flaw of the early Pitch Meetings but I'm still gonna try to make RWBY react from the start, wish me luck.

I've also seen a lot of flaws in my writing so what I'm gonna do is making context to what they're seeing in the video to make it more coherent.

Remember, this is only the beginning.