Disclaimer
I don't own RWBY, to my knowledge It's owned by Rooster Teeth
I don't own Pitch Meeting either, they're owned by Screen Rant
I also don't own all the movies that will be in Pitch Meeting
"So what's the video about Rubes?"
Yang asked.
"It's about a guy that is pitching his movie to another guy who I think is his twins? I still don't understand it fully, lets watch more together,"
"Sure,"
Ruby then share the screen of her scroll with Yang to watch the video together.
The next video seems to be about Thor Ragnarok.
"I like that movie, I'm not sure about the thumbnail though"
Yang said.
The screen showed the thumbnail, Thor with a really big eyes and mouth.
"Me too,"
Ruby then press play.
00:00 – 00:01
"Is that what the office at Marvel looks like?"
Asked Yang.
"I don't think it is, the previous video was like this too but with WB on it instead of Marvel,"
Ruby answered.
00:01 – 00:05
The guy with the suit thought that the glasses guy sneeze when he said the name of the movie.
"What? How could he confuse the word Ragnarok with a sneeze?"
Yang question the logic.
"Yeah! That's unrealistic… Ragnarok,"
"Bless you,"
Weiss said from her bed.
Yang pretend she didn't hear that.
00:05 – 00:21
The glasses guy said that Thor Ragnarok is a straight up comedy.
"Ugh, even though that's the fun part of Thor Ragnarok when he said it like that, I guess maybe if they make the story a little darker it would be slightly cooler,"
Yang said.
"I don't know sis, I think that's part of the charm,"
Ruby replied.
00:21 – 00:25
They said that you can't take the story seriously at all.
"Nope, not serious at all,"
Yang said sarcastically.
00:25 – 00:30
Now the glasses guy thought that the suit guy is sneezing when the said the name of the director.
"No way,"
Ruby looked at Yang with a challenging look.
"Taika Waititi,"
"Bless you,"
This time its Blake that is reading a book on a chair that responds.
"Ugh,"
00:30 – 00:40
The glasses guy mention Chris Hemsworth from Ghost Buster.
"Not that Chris Hemsworth,"
Ruby cringing at that movie.
00:40 – 00:45
The glasses guy said that he combines the Chris from Ghost Buster and Thor so that make Thor a lot dumber now.
"Is that what really happens?"
Ruby asked.
"I guess Thor really change a lot from his first appearance as a prideful prince of Asgard to this,"
00:45 – 01:03
The glasses guy explains about the scenes when Thor talking to a skeleton, its either he's very stupid or the writer is lazy at writing his joke, obviously not the later, hehe.
"hehe,"
"It's obviously not the second one, hehe"
Yang said sarcastically.
01:03 – 01:09
They mention Loki.
"Oh, yeah Loki, can't have a Thor movie without him,"
01:09 – 01:16
Super easy barely an inconvenience.
"He said it again,"
Ruby said.
"It does sounds funny,"
Yang wonders.
01:16 – 01:25
Thor easily found out about Loki.
"Just like that,"
"Now that feels lazy,"
Yang said.
01:25 – 01:35
The glasses guy said that the suit guy going to like Hela's deal.
"I feel like he is not gonna like it,"
Yang said skeptical seeing what happens so far.
"Oh, I feel he's gonna like this one Yang,"
Ruby said.
01:35 – 01:40
The glasses guy said that Hela's deal is that she, is evil, and the suit guy say that its good.
"I knew it, she's evil Yang,"
"I started to understand what this suit guy is like,"
Yang said while facepalming.
01:40 – 01:46
She's very very evil.
"It does sounds like she's the perfect villain,"
Yang only look at Ruby weirdly.
"What? Do you want your villain to be very good instead Yang?"
01:46 – 01:54
Hela's kills Thor's best friends like it was nothing.
"I remember this part, I don't like it,"
Ruby said sad.
01:54 – 02:00
Thor never react or even find out about his friends deaths.
"I guess Thor didn't remember it Rubes,"
"It's not his fault, it's the writers fault,"
02:00 – 02:12
I won't write it here.
"Eww…"
"Still couldn't handle your dirty jokes huh sis,"
02:12 – 02:15
Thor Relationship with Thor is a Throwaway joke now.
"That's sad,"
"I think I remember her lifting Mjolnir or something like that, so I think she'll be back someday, maybe,"
02:15 – 02:18
Bruce Banner probably dies but it's really funny.
"I don't remember Bruce died though,"
Ruby said confused.
02:18 – 02:24
Hulk is a moody baby.
"I guess it's kinda like that,"
Yang said while thinking about it,
"I think it's because Hulk only get a chance now to live his own life and get a chance to grow that's why he's in a baby phase or something like that,"
Ruby said analyzing it a bit.
02:24 – 02:31
People ask for Hulk to be a moody baby.
"Wait what? Why would people ask for that,"
Ruby asked.
"I don't want to think about it,"
02:31 – 02:45
Valkyrie picks up Thor, Super convenient.
"It is isn't it, the person that saved Thor is someone from Asgard,"
02:45 – 02:52
Go back to Asgard and make a demon thing blow the place up, that's it.
"When he says it like that it feels really empty,"
Ruby said.
"He obviously skipped a lot of stuff,"
02:52 – 02:58
The suit guy checks the script to find most of it is empty.
"So it is literally empty,"
Yang said.
Ruby laughed a little at that.
02:58 – 03:12
Actors making improv.
"Is that a really good idea, and Thor getting zap is funny but it gets boring fast if overused, I mean he's the god of thunder and he get knock out by some electricity,"
Ruby said.
"I think that's the joke sis,"
03:12 – 03:20
Glasses guy said that every character is a comic relief.
"Every single character huh, I guess this is a comedy alright,"
Yang said.
03:20 – 03:24
Pile of rock, funniest guy in the film.
"Korg, He really is the funniest,"
Ruby said while thinking of the funny pile of rock.
03:24 – 03:36
Goldblum
"That is smart,"
03:36 – 03:40
The word cameo in the page.
"Oh! I like cameo, especially Stan Lee ones,"
"Of course you are lil sis,"
Yang smile at her excited little sister.
03:40 – 03:45
No reason at all.
"Yeah! No reason at all,"
Ruby said.
03:45 – 03:54
What is Matt Damon's cameo in Thor Ragnarok?
"Wait, Matt Damon have a cameo in Thor Ragnarok?"
Ruby said while trying to remember what it is.
"I don't really remember either, let's just search it,"
Yang search for it using her scroll and finally found it, he was the person that is playing Loki in the theatrical play a very early scene.
"So that's why I don't remember ever seeing him in the movie, it's so early and not even that memorable,"
"But now that I know that it turns funny though,"
Ruby said laughing at the cameo.
"And what exactly are you so noisy about, you were interrupting my study,"
Weiss said while walking towards the couch.
"Sorry Weiss, we were only watching some funny video,"
Ruby said apologizing to Weiss.
"Yeah, why don't you join us Weiss its better than just studying on your day off, you should join us to while we're at it Blake, its finnier than I thought,"
Yang said
"Sure,"
"What? Why should I waste my day off watching some crude humor on the internet, I'd rather study some more,"
Weiss said.
"Come on Weiss, lets watch it together it won't be long its only around five minutes, please, it will be better watching it with everyone,"
Ruby said.
"Sigh, Fine but only one video, next time I won't fall for your begging again,"
Weiss said while sighing hard.
I got lazy in the middle of writing and sometimes just write a little about the context, sorry about that, that is something that I must improve.
I'll try making them rest at every ten chapters to make it a bit realistic, (if i can make it to ten chapters that is)
Before anyone say anything I'll put it here, I won't be putting in anyone else but team RWBY for the reaction, Why? Well first I'm not really confident in my writing skills, second (please don't hate me for saying this) I actually hate Jaune, I even think up a really good storyline where Jaune didn't meet Phyrra so that when he got launched no one saved him and the rest is history, (you can use this idea in your story if you like, [I really want to read it])
Well that's it for now, stay strong with me and maybe one day we'll catch up to the latest Pitch Meeting.
(The latest Pitch Meeting when I was writing this is Ghost Buster : Afterlife Pitch Meeting by the way. [maybe I'll make this into some kind of pitch meeting timestamp])