Disclaimer

I don't own RWBY, to my knowledge It's owned by Rooster Teeth

I don't own Pitch Meeting either, they're owned by Screen Rant

I also don't own all the movies that will be in Pitch Meeting

"So what kind of video is this exactly?"

Weiss asked skeptical.

"It's Pitch Meeting, It's about a guy that pitch his movie id-"

Ruby said before Weiss interject.

"I know what Pitch Meeting are Ruby, what I want to know is how is this supposed to be funny?"

Weiss said.

"Well, why don't you give it a try first Weiss, its easier than seeing for yourself right,"

Yang said trying to help Ruby.

"Fine, let's just start the video, I still have something more important to do,"

Weiss said.

00:00 – 00:02

"They look the same, are they twins?"

Weiss asked.

"I mean what else could it be, right,"

Yang answered.

"So, what are their names?"

Blake asked.

"What?"

"Their names, how to call them?"

"Oh names yeah, we don't really know so we've just been calling them suit guy for the guy in the suit and glasses guy for the guy wearing glasses."

Yang Answered.

"That's stupid, they got to a have proper name why don't you look for it Ruby,"

Weiss said.

"Sure,"

Ruby search for their name from her scroll and finally found it.

"I think I found it, the guy with the glasses is apparently called Screenwriter Guy the guy with the suit is called Studio Executive Guy,"

Ruby said.

"That, didn't change anything,"

Weiss said face palming.

"At least we got their proper names now,"

Blake said.

00:02 – 00:09

Screenwriter Guy ask "What do young people like this days?"

"I don't know answer" said Studio Executive Guy.

Then Screenwriter Guy pulls out a poop emoji doll, "Aa,"

"Aaaa, they like to poop," said Studio Executive Guy.

"Pftt…"

Ruby had a hard time laughing hard, while Yang is already laughing out loud.

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that,"

Weiss said trying to get the image of what young people like to do these days out of her head.

00:09 – 00:16

"An Emoji Movie,"

Said Screenwriter Guy.

"Wait, is this guy trying to pitch the Emoji Movie?"

Weiss said unimpressed.

"Oh… that movie,"

Ruby said quietly.

"You already seen it didn't you lil sis,"

Yang said.

"What? No, what are you talking about?

Ruby said nervous.

"Keep pretending sis, keep pretending,"

00:16 – 00:19

"That's good cause they're super popular," Studio Executive Guy said.

"Very Popular," Said Screenwriter Guy

"Are they?"

Weiss questioned.

"I guess people use them a lot, but seeing a movie about them is a different matter though,"

Yang said.

00:19 – 00:25

"So what the story," Studio Executive Guy said.

"The what?" Screenwriter Guy said.

"The story, like what's the movie about?"

"Oh yeah, yeah I know, i-I thought a bit of that in here,"

"Great,"

"Very convincing Screenwriter Guy,"

Weiss said sarcastically.

"But there really is a story though,"

Ruby said quietly.

00:25 – 00:32

"The Meh Emoji doesn't want to be a Meh Emoji anymore, eh honestly it doesn't matter so much" Screenwriter Guy said.

"No?"

"What a disaster if the guy that is literally called Screenwriter Guy didn't even write anything for the story,"

Weiss said.

00:32 – 00:4

"No, honestly I think people are gonna be so pump about seeing Emojis they're not gonna care about story or character development or substance or anything like that," Screenwriter Guy said.

"That's a good point,"

"So their main selling point is something no one even ever want to see,"

Weiss said.

"Maybe there is actually a bit of story but they don't mention that here as a form of a joke?"

Ruby said.

"Why're you sound like you were defending the movie Ruby,"

Weiss said.

"Me, defending the movie, No, you misunderstand,"

Ruby said trying to keep quiet for the time being.

00:40 – 00:54

"Well if the other jokes of the movie are as funny as that I think were in business," Studio Executive Guy said.

"They are, their all at that exact same level of humor,"

"Oh my god,"

Weiss said can't handle the stupid thing that came out of their mouth.

"Come on Weiss, just think of it as a joke that's so unfunny it turns funny,"

Yang said laughing at Weiss.

00:54 – 00:55

"You have other examples,"

"There's more!"

Weiss said.

00:55 – 01:11

"And so one of the monkey says… Monkey business,"

"Oh my god, that is gold,"

"Look Weiss this one is actually even funnier than the first one,"

Yang laughed.

Weiss only look at the screen didn't speak.

01:11 – 01:29

"Hashtag Blessed," Screenwriter Guy said.

"Good that sounds like were in touch with the youth,"

"Word,"

"Am I not young anymore? I never heard people speak like that at all,"

Ruby said.

"That's because you're not hanging out with the cool kids Rubes,"

Yang said.

"Word,"

Blake said.

"Ugh,"

Weiss face palmed.

01:29 – 01:47

"Really makes you picture it doesn't it," Screenwriter Guy said.

"Yeah, it really does,"

"Eww…"

"No one says anything,"

Weiss said, another thing to wipe from her memory.

01:47 – 01:57

"So, any, other, important, characters," Studio Executive Guy said awkwardly.

"Yes, there is a poop emoji,"

"So like an animated piece of feces,"

"Yeah, I think it'd be fun for the movie to have a character that an actual talking piece of shi,"

Yang laughed hard at this.

"An actual talking piece of shi, oh my stomach,"

Yang laughed hard.

"Of course, you'd be laughing at this kind of crude joke,"

Weiss said.

01:57 – 02:01

"And what his role in the movie?" Studio Executive Guy Asked.

"He's gonna make four or five poop related puns,"

"Oh, pretty important,"

"How is that important,"

Weiss almost pulled her hair at that reply by Studio Executive Guy.

"C'mon Weiss it is important, I think if they make more than four or five the movie gonna be more successful than it currently is,"

Yang joked.

02:01 – 02:09

"What was the first thing that comes to mind when you think about high five?" Screenwriter asked.

"Umm,"

"He's British and has eating disorder,"

"What?"

Weiss said.

"Exactly what I was thinking,"

Yang said while laughing.

02:09 – 02:22

"That's gonna make a ton of money." Studio Executive Guy said

"Ugh, product placement I always hated those, and it got to be candy crush of all thing,"

Weiss said.

02:22 – 02:26

"You think people would be bothered by product placement?" Screenwriter Guy asked.

"No, people love product placement,"

"I-I can't stand watching this anymore, it's just two idiots talking to each other, who in the world love product placement?"

Weiss complaint.

"Uh… the studio executives,"

Ruby said only to got an angry glare from Weiss.

02:26 – 02:34

"Oh, so they can get from product placement to product placement," Studio Executive Guy said.

"Absolutely, as many as you can get,"

"I can get, a lot,"

"Perfect,"

"Ugh, I'm getting a headache from all this mention of product placement,"

Weiss said.

"Is making a movie this easy?"

Yang didn't hear Weiss and start having her own thought.

"It's actually more fun than you think,"

Ruby said quietly.

02:34 – 03:05

"The Emoji Movie," Studio Executive Guy said with confidence. "Done,"

"Wow,"

"I feel sorry for the guy,"

Weiss said.

03:05 – 03:12

"And this is really gonna blow your mind,"

"What?" The Screenwriter Guy asked curiously.

"I think we might be able to get Sir Patrick Stewart in this,"

"What!? How did they manage to get him into the Emoji Movie?"

Weiss said surprised.

"That's Professor X,"

Yang said.

03:12 – 03:17

"What, how?" Asked Screenwriter Guy really surprised.

"Well it's a kid's movie, he's a sweet old man,"

"Such a sweet man,"

"Sweet man indeed, if he really got into this movie just for the kids"

Blake said.

"Kids movie, this thing is? The kids deserve better,"

Weiss said.

03:17 – 03:31

"I think if we just explained to him that this is what the kids are into, he'll do it out of the kindness of his heart,"

"He would do it for the kids,"

"I honestly think he would if he thought it would bring them some joy,"

"What a great man,"

"Truly a saint,"

"What Emoji should he play?"

"I don't know maybe the piece of shi,"

A news article written, Sir Patrick Stewart Voicing Poop Emoji in The Emoji Movie

"I-I have no words to say,"

Weiss said dumfounded.

"So he's the one that voiced the poop emoji,"

Ruby said surprised.

"What was that Rubes?"

Yang asked.

"No, nothing,"

Ruby flustered.

"It's quite an interesting video indeed,"

Blake said quite liking a bit.

"Now let's go to the next video,"

Ruby said trying to change the topic.

"What!"

Weiss screams.

I'm sorry, I think this one is not that good, Blake barely talked, what was I thinking when I wrote this, I promise I'll make it up somehow in the next chapter.

I post this chapter as soon as I finished it so I'm a bit tired, but I'm just gonna say that I'll try my best to write this but probably not as fast as it currently is, but at least once a week.

Next chapter I'll try to make the context less word for word writing and more like a... I can't think of the word but it just not gonna be word for word like this

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But the thing for sure next chapter is that I'm gonna make sure everyone talk. (somehow)