Mirokus Jealousy and Kagomes Fake Fit
The steam poured out of the open door as a beautiful figure in a soft clingy cloth walked out of the batheroom. Sango took off the towel that looked like a turban on her head making her wet but beautiful brown hair flow down hitting her wet back.
Fall Out boy began to ring through the room so she headed towards her dresser and picked up her cell.
"Hello?"
"Hey Shigure..." She smiled as she opened one of her drawers and began to rumage through for cute undies.
" Im getting ready to go out with Craig tonight how bout yourself?" She asked as she slipped on her Victoria Secret Hidden Hearts thong.
"Oh really?" she smiled as she putn on a cute lacy bra.
"No Im not dating "Craig she laughed "Im still single...and yes Im free for tommorow night, but it would have to be after the soccer game" She dried her hair in her towel "actually Kagomes dating Inuyasha" She held the phone back and cursing and shock could be heard from the other end of the line. "Calm down," She began to laugh. "Alright I'll see you after the game, bye"
'He's perfect he can get my mind off Miroku too...' She thought to herself
'Oh shit I'm thinking of him again!' she groaned inwardly.
'Oh shit and I am going with Shigure! those two could be brothers! no Twins! Not only do they look alike they act the same too! Great I should have just gone with Miroku then!' she hit her head and then grmbled while she headed into her closet.
' What is that dumbass doing tonight anyways?Damn why must I think of him!...' She cursed
meanwhile
"Miroku!" Inuyasha struggled to get some of the girls off of his arms and chest "What the hell am I doing here again!" he snapped as the security gaurd let Miroku and himself in.
"I told you, tonight I have to make up for BOA not coming so your going to be my guest on my show tonight." Miroku pulled his badge out of his pant pocket and showed it to the woman at the desk
"Miroku, I know your fucken around with me because this is the 105.5 station and its almost 8o'clock. And you cant possibly have a show beacause-"
"Sorry about BoA, MI-Hentai but its great that you got the youngest business owner and entrepenuer, Inuyasha to come and-" The bombshell interrupted Inuyasha
"Woah woah woah, wait your MI! " Inuyashas was wide eyes and shocked beyond belief
"Yes" Miroku smiled a bit proudly at Inuyashas new discovery
"No you cant be! I mean c'mon First you sound so different this guy actually knows what he's talking about, he is funny, and is wise and has got me out of so much shit with all my other girlfriends, hell he gives good dating tips and is the ultimate ladies man." Inuyasha went on
"Are you implying that Im you r hero?" Miroku smirked
"Hell no your ntohing like him I mean c'mon you... MI?" Inuyasha still didnt beleive this.
Miroku frowned he was getting aggitated "It isnt that hard to comprehend... I am MI." Miroku grumbled as He watched Inuyasha snort and shake his head in disbelief.
"ugh, whatever man you believe what you want to. Its hard to believe that you are the youngest business assistant becoming more successful than half the entrepenuers known in the Asian and American countries. You are so dense at school Its hard to beleive that you even have straight A's." Miroku muttered.
The two stepped up to see two women standing there, one looked around 18 then one looked around her early twenties. The younger one looked excited and innocent, she had big brown eyes so innocent and unaware of what she was truly getting herself into, her smile big and wide, her brown hair straight and down spread onto her spaghetti strap, she also wore beije capris and Kswiss sneakers, the other wore a clothe jacket that ended at her waist and wrapped around with a belt, Her jacket was closed and it looked like she wore nothing beneath it, she wore pink red highheels that matched her jacket. Her hair was short and pink including her eyebrows, she had green eyes and faint colored skin.She wore major pink eyeshadow with slight grey and had red lipstick on.She looked like a pro. When she saw Miroku she only slightly smiled while the younger girl bounced lightly in excitement tot see MI.
"Oh so you two must be the winners to have a date with me and my guest." Miroku smiled as he approached them.
Inuyasha saw them honestly when he ssaw the younger girl he thought of Kagome, thats how she used to be, he liked her that way, but not even Kagome knew that, he thought her innocence was so cute and at times a turn on. He glanced over at the other girl and snarled, he hated the way she looked, like a hooker and he thought on how Kagome had changed to look like that,espeacially the night he saw her as a stripper. He hated it really although she looked immensly hott and appetizing, he would have rather had her in the tank top and capris like the younger girl.
"Ah Nina what a beautiful name" Inuyasha listened back into the conversation.
"And you are?"
"Strawberry" the older woman said.
"Oh my god its Inuyasha!" Nina gasped.
Strawberry looked up to the dark corner infront of them to see the dark hidden figure leaning against the wall look up at them.
She too gasped but then quickly caught herself and went back to trying to get Miroku into her jacket.
She untied it not only for Miroku but for Inu. He noticed her eyeing him when she untied it. Her Jacket flew open to reveal a strap that only covered her tiny boobs nips and tiny blue jean shorts that gave her a camel toe.
Inuyasha looked in the other direction truly disgusted and then walked in when Miroku opened the door to the studio.
meanwhile
Kagome was standing at the counter of the store' Body Shop' regretting that she decided to give up her stripping for this, being yelled at by a 14 year think she knows it all bitch who was yelling at her for only giving her a 15 discount instead of 50, the grl was obviously wrong and couldnt count for shit even if her life depended on it.
"Who I am makes Who Ive been" Kagome sang as she ignored the girl bitch at her.
She began to hang clothes and put the muswic in the store up with the remote and walk around the school inwardly laughing her ass off while the girl followed her and begin to cry.
back at the 105.5 studio
"Thats right man, just giver her some time and wait 2 more days then tell her what I told you and if that doesnt work she isnt worth it." Miroku explained
Inuyasha was facing the wall with a trash can full of vommit infront of him.
"Thanks man your the best MI!" said the guy on the other line.
"no problem, alright guys were gonna come back after these advertisements cuz zomeones gotta pay the billz around here, after that were gonna talk with Inuyasha. Your listening to MI-Hentai on 105.5" Miroku pressed off a button and made sure the sign 'on-air' wasnt on then looked down at strawberry who was done sucking his dick while naked.
Inuaysha looked back and felt like vommiting again
flachback
"Yo Miroku how do you" Inuyasha had the mic in his hands and turned to Miroku to see Strawberry undressing and Miroku whipping his dick out."Holy Shit!" Inuyasha dove for the trash can and hurled.
end of flashback
Miroku smiled as Nina undressed and soon enough was moaning and groaning as he gave it to her in his chair.
"I knew she'd be a loud one" muttered Strrawberry.
"Thats why she gets it on commercials" She grabbed a cigarett and headed outside.
with Sango
Sango and Craig where leaving the moster truck ralley and next washis house.
"What movie are we gonna watch again?" she asked as she buckled her seat belt and waited for him to do the same.
"I was thinking Wedding Crashers." He smiled
Oh how handsome he looked when he smiled.
Sango smiled back and he looked at her.
"Sango you look really nice tonight" He looked down at her.
She was wearing a tube top and low rider jeans, the top was red and black and focused on what she had which wasnt much. But it showed off her athletic body and made it look like a little more in the chest.
"Thank you" she smiled and blushed, looking down trying to hide it.
He leaned over and kissed her on the cheek surprising her.
He put the car in drive and began to drive.
back with Miroku and Inu and Strawberry and Nina
It was over an hour now and Strawberry had been trying to get Inuyasha to take his pants off but he only snarled and kpet on shoving her off of his lap.
He had been asked questions all night man and women right now it was some dumb ass girl that knew nothing of what he did but knew he had looks and money.
"Do you have a girlfriend?" she asked
People in the other line laughed.
"Inuyasha havent you been known to date more than one girl?" asked some guy from a magazine who was on one of the lines.
"I have been known to do that yes-"Inu was cut off
"So have you ever been single?" asked a news woman on the other line.
"Well-"
"Will you go out with me?" said the dumb ass.
"What!-"
Inuyasha kept on being cut off when Miroku then decided to step in.
"Actually believe it or not he is dating one girl right now."
Everyone shut up in surprise and silence and if the phones werent already going crazy now it was becoming a mad house.
"So does that mean no?" asked the dumb girl
"Im only gonna stay with her for a while" Inuyasha laughed
"Can you tell us who the girl is?" asked some one else.
"Actually its my best friend, KittyKags" Miroku mentioned
There were so many gasps even in the room itself miroku wanted so hard to laugh.
"Alright time for the carazy 10 at 10!"Miroku pressed the buttons, got oof air and set his headphones down and looked at Inu
"Kagome sometimes comes and helps out when Im out of it, so we had to make up a nick name, many said she is like a cat so we decided to call her kittykat but then cahnged it to kittykags." Miroku explained.
Inuyasha stayed silent
'man this is the first time I have ever had only 1 girlfriend, and I dont even want to date other girls! Whats wrong with me! Whats happening!'
"Inuyasha!" Miroku got him out of his thoughts.
"Uhm bye MI bye Inuyasha" Nina smiled
"Oh let me escort you out." Miroku walkewd out with the girls.
minutes later
"Alright I promised Kagome that we would go to her work tonight and bring her some coffee." Miroku inquired as he stretched
"I get off at 11." He added.
Inuyasha sighed. "god man Im never helping you again" Inuyasha groaned.
"Ya hungry... Im hungry" Miroku muttered.
"no.."Inuyahsa held his stomach trying hard not to remember what happened only a few hours ago.
around 11:30
Miroku and Inuyasha were walking to the store." Where are we I thought we were going to Kagomes job!" snapped Inuyasha
"Oh this is her new job she quit the restaurant" Miroku explained
"Restaurant!"
'Oh shit he doesnt know she was stripping.' he remembered
"Yea the restaurant down on 95." Miroku began to explain
"Oh yea!" Inuyasha pretended to remember
Theye were walking into the store to see a bunch of the employees laughing and dancing and surrounding Kagome who was dancing to the radio "Just call me whenever your lonely deedeeedadeeddaadeeday! I can be your friend I can be your homie!" She shook her hips and locked them.
Inuyashas jaw dropped
"Hey isnt this supposed to be a department store!" Miroku called from the locked door.
The employees looked over and Kagome smiled as she walked to the door.
A slow song was coming on "How do I deal without you" or something like that. by Franky J
"What happened to my coffee?" she asked
"Oh we'll go right now" Miroku was about to turn but then saw Sango and Craig heading their way he quicklyturned and dragged Inuyasha with him.
He watched as Sango came to Kagome with a coffee in her hand
"I got craig to take me to get you some! This si what you wanted right?" Sango smiled
Craig wrapped his arms around her and she smiled.
"Wanna dance?" he asked
"right now?"
"Yea"
"but this is a sad song" She loooked confused
"So."
They began to slowly start to kiss Kagome glancing over to miroku and Inuyasha, Inuyasha ditching Miroku and running up to Kagome and swiping a kiss and her coffee from her.
He came back for the kiss.
While all this was happeneing Miroku was watching Craig and Sango make out and the song that was playing ran through he is head.
"Sometimes
a man has to choose
And do something he doesn't wanna do
Do I
live my life with you as my wife
Or do I go on and pursue my
lifetime dream
I gotta do this for me
Cuz if I don't I'll
probably regret it
But if I don't I'll probably regret it
How
do I cope
How do you cope when
The one you love is with
somebdoy else
And there's nothing you could do about it
How do
I deal with
The fact that you had a chance
But you chose to
turn away for your career
I gotta take it though it's
heartbreakin'
It's something that I had to do
But nobody said
that it would hurt so bad
So how to I live...how do I deal without
you
It's killing me to know
That your heart hurts with
me
But you're with him cause I chose
To be in this
industry
Money, shows, and hoes come along with luxury and pain
Is
all you see when you think about it
But this is the life that I
was given
So I have to live it to the fullest
But how do I deal
in the meantime without you
How do you cope when
The one
you love is with somebdoy else
And there's nothing you could do
about it
How do I deal with
The fact that you had a chance
But
you chose to turn away for your career
I gotta take it though it's
heartbreakin'
It's something that I had to do
But nobody said
that it would hurt so bad
So how to I live...how do I deal without
you "
He quickly ran off to get the coffee then made it in time to see Kagome closing up and Inuyahsa pretending to help more like feeling her up. While Craig and Sango were whispering and giggling into eachothers ears.
"Hey guys whats up?" Miroku came looking breathless now bittereseet was on and Craig so happened to be singing to Sango
She's
cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doin'
She
pushed me in the pool
At our last school reunion
She laughs
at my dreams
But I dream about her laughter
Strange as it
seems
She's the one I'm after
Cause she's
bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help
myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's
too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just
the girl I'm looking for
She can't keep a secret
For
more than an hour
She runs on one hundred proof attitude power
And the more she ignores me
The more I adore her
What can
I do
I'd do anything for her
Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I
don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much
for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl
I'm looking for
The way she sees it's me
On her caller
I.D.
She won't pick up the phone
She'd rather be alone
But I can't give up just yet
Cause every word she's ever
said
Still ringing in my head
Still ringing in my head
She's
cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doin'
Knows
just what to say
So my whole day is ruined
Cause she's
bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help
myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's
too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
Cause
she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't
help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
Oh,
I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking
for
Just the girl I'm looking for
I'm looking for
I'm
looking for
I'm looking for
Just the girl I'm looking for
He pretended to play the guitar and Kagome had joined in jumping around like a groupy with the other employees doing the same while Craig sang to Sango on the bench.
Miroku growled lowely gaining Inuyashas and Kagome amused attention.
"Miroku are you jealous?" Kagome asked giggling.
Miroku smiled" Why would I be?"
10 minutes later
"You told the both of us to get coffee? Why!" snapped Sango
"I wanted 2 coffees." Kagome admitted while walking behind them with Inuyasha being quiet but hoilding her hand.
He didnt like to show his affection to her but he did she loved it.
The next day
Miroku was angry he woke up in the worst mood ever.
'Wait what happened last night? Oh yea sango declined her ride with me to go with craig, she lives closer to me! When did those two go together!' Miroku thought to himself as he got dressed.
'Whatever, she'll realize he isnt good enough from her, but i'll help on that part, I have to some how make someone else upset her so she can come to me, I cant really get Craig to do it, I barely talk to the guy... oh and there is the backfire of her running to Kagome. Ok Sorry Kagome but you gotta hurt Sango.'Miroku finished getting ready and headed out for school
With Inuyasha
"So you didnt like it that Kagome was a stripper" Yura popped out behind Inuyasha who was waiting for Kagome at her door frame
"Huh?"
"What do you have against strippers?" Yura asked with a risen brow.
'Oh Shit' Inuyasha thought "Kagome you done yet?" He called inside
after school
It was time for the big game girls played first at 4 pm that Gave Miroku enough time to come up with a plan. He knew the perfect way. He shoved one of the senior girls thongs in Inuyashas Xterra and sprayed some of Kagomes perfume that he stole from her bag and sprayed it all over the car and personally since he loved the smell so much, himself as well.
Kagome and Sango were captains so they were talking to the coaches which pissed Mrioku off since he really wanted to talk to her.
Everyone was at the bleachers waiting including Inuyasha who was the closest to the fields.
When they were done Kagome came towards the bleachers to grab a hair bow to tie her hair up.
"I thought this was gonna be a volleyball game!" snapped Inuyasha
She smiled and walked over to him "Whats the difference?" she asked
"Well the shorts in volleyball are skin tight on your asses-" She hit him in the shoulder and turned to walk off purposely pulling her shorts up to show him a little something
"Wait Kagome!" called Miroku
She turned around to face him and came back
"Yea Roku?" she asked
"Inuyashas cheating on you" he said
Kagome rose a brow and Inuyasha nearly fell off the bleacher
"Yea look here I found a thong in his car theres another in there too if ya dont belive me!" Miroku looked up to the sky then to Inu
Kagome knew he was lying
"Oh really?" she asked
"Yea and I saw him at the strip club" He snapped which made Kagome want to burst out in laughter.
"Kagome Im serious I havent-" Inuyasha was immediately on defense mode.
"Kagome dont listen to him!" snapped Miroku
"C'mon Miroku talk to me in the hallway"
They ran to the hallway.
"Alright spill, Stretchings almost done and I gotta go and I know your lying."
Miroku knew she knew
"Alright Kags, I need you to get in a fight with Inuyasha and dont tell Sango anything, make her upset by not coming to her. She'll come to me." Miroku looked over to her in sadness and she was trying so hard not to laugh.
"Are you serious!" she screamed
They saw Inuyasha head popp out from afar and she smiled.
"Alright I'll play along" she winked and then pretended to be pissed
"You got tot be kidding me! Strawberry!" She snapped
Inuayshas eyes went wide and he went booking it towrds her.
"Mirokus Lying!" He snapped
"Whatever!" she rant ot he field.
Inuyasha glared Miroky down
"No wait Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha didnt give him a chance he was already trying to kick his ass.
Thankfully Miroku knew how to dodge, cuz when Inu hit the wall a huge hole was its great result.
Poor wall didnt deserve that.
break
Kagome and Sango and the rest of the girls were plaing greatly. Now half the game was over and Kagome began to act mad.
"Kagome!" Inuyasha called trying to get her attention
Kagome snarled and looked in the other direction
Sango noticed this and walked to Kagome
"Kags whats wrong?" asked Sango as she set her hand on her shoulder
Kagome bit her bottom lip but was going to ghate to do this to her best friend
She shook her hand off her shoulder "None of your damn business ok!" she snapped as she grabbed some water.
"Kagome-" Sango was caught off gaurd.
"Listen Sango, Im not a baby that needs support every time I have a problem! Ok so stop treating me like a baby! Your not my mom or older sister ok! Holy shit!" Kagome wiped her sweat with the towel and ran to the huddle leaving a shocked and upset sango to stand alone.
Miroku was shocked himself and thought 'What the hell did she just do!'
'For Some strange way I have been wanting to say that to Sango.' Kagome thought sadly to herself
after the game'
The girls won but the teamwork was alittle off.
Sango was ready to cry when Kagome ignored her and glared and snarled at her.
"What?" she barked
Sango was losing her best friend and to see the tears filling in her eyes was causing Kagome to hesitate to keep on.
'Sango Im sorry'
Sango turned around to where Miroku was standing.
Kagome eyed Miroku and he nodded Now she knew that he would tell her it was an act.
Kagome ran off to the parking lot.
Miroku opened his arms up a bit to show Sango his sympathy but when she ran he ran passed him and to craig.
He turned to her and looked at hersadly
"You ok?" he asked
"no... can we talk?" she asked tears starting to spill
"Yea, c'mon." Craig put his arms around her and lead her in the other direction.
Miroku watched upsettingly as his Sango dissapeared
'Why am I so jealous to see her with him...Am I falling for Sango? ' He thought to himself
at the parking lot
Kagome looked over to see Inuyasha throwing a pink thong out of his car in digust.
Kagome came up to him and gave him an angry glare.
"Kagome!" he said in surprise.
"Get in the car we need to talk" She growled
Inuyasha glared her down. "no you get in the car, and you listen to me!" he snapped
Kagome was surprised. His anger was not only something that she liked that showed he wasnt a pussy but it was also a turn on.
She sighed angrily and got intot he passengers side. She smelled the perfume immediately
'So thats where my perfume went! Miroku you owe me merfume!' She thought to herself
"Kagome listen to me-"He was cut off when Kagome leaned over immediately and kissed him.
"Your so hott when your angry" she massaged his ears.
"Wah... wah...KAgome" He groaned at her touch
"Your not mad? " he asked
"I know it wasnt true, I was acting it for Mirokus sake." Kagome kissed him again.
Inuyasha wrapped his arms around her "Your a ... oh god... good actress" he murmured as she reclined his chair for him and nibbled on his ear.
She got off of him and sat in her seat.
"Wait what are you doing?"he asked sadly with a slight whimper in his voice.
" I stink!" she squeaked as he let her hair down.
"So!" she snapped
"So ...Let me take a bath" she muttered
"Fine!" he growled
'Ill take it with you' he added in his thoughts
a/n: Yay! My birthday was feb 10th and Homecoming was yesterday! This weekend was honestly the best weekend ever! Sorry I havent put in this chapter! But oh my god Today I just had to blow off some steam from this weekend by puttin this sucker up so here ya go!
R and R!