TIDUS IS GONNAFAKE ANACCENT. AND IMMA TRY TO WRITE OUT HOW IT SOUNDS LIKE. ALRIGHT.

Wakka and Gippal wants the fine Tidus to prove he can get any one. They bet Tidus can never get Yuna with all the rumors they heard. So Tidus decided that he wants to prove them wrong. All he needs to do is get proof. Any kind that they've done something.

Here I am, graduated from Zanarkand highschool with the name of hard to get slut and I've only been there for mysenior year.I'm currently living with my best and only cousin, Rikku, and Lulu, and very, very, good friend with a gothic style.

Zanarkand High is a big place but no matter how big it is, rumors will spread through the whole school by the end of the day. Like my first day of school, when the rumors got to me, it has something to do my my slut nick name because I rejected this guy who thinks he can get me for a one night stand.

We just moved from Beside to here, Zanarkand, which we heard is a breathtaking place. Seems like they're correct.

I live in a good condition house with no worries with bills 'cause my dad does that. He's a high rank person backin beside.

Rikku is not a model but the model for the trendy style. Yeah, that's the name. Trendy style, one of Handy Fashion's most competetive companion where Dona's in. She's the School slut and also the model for Handy Fashion. I think she does a horrible job.

I always hear the name Tidus, but never see him around school. Well, I heard he don't come to school but he comes after school to pratice blitzing. From what I hear, he sounds really hot but has a big attitude.He's also Dona's boyfriend.No chance.

I love wearing appealing clothes that shows skin. Maybe that's why reason why I'm call a hard to get slut but I don't really listen to any of those bullshit that goes around in school.

I'm not really like a hard to get slut. I just dislike people who prejudge me. Thinking I'm something else that I'm totally not. They never try to get to know me.

Rikku is call a immature slut because she has so much energy, always.She's been living in Zanarkand her whole life but she's never seen Tidus either. It's like 1 out of a 100 percent if you wanna see him. Lulu is call a gothic slut because you never see her in a different color than black.

As you can see, all our nick names end with slut. That's how we got our group name, sluts.

I don't know where they got these nick names from, it's stupid. All of it.


I was deep in my sleep dreaming of a place so far away where every thing's so peaceful and neat. The stones would sparkle and the swans are like angel when I heard a weak knock on the door. I'm a very light sleeper as you can tell.

I closed my eyes again unsure if the knock was real than it came again but louder.

I slowly tiptoed down with my stretchy short, short and my pjshirt that came down to my thigh.

I looked through the peep hole and saw noone.

I became frighten and backed away from the door.

The knock came again as I quickly grabbed a flashlight and opened the door.

The man collapse on the floor.

"H-help me." He said with a accent.

It took me a few minutes before I kneeled down and helped him. I checked for any wounds but there was none.

"Are you okay?" I asked him. "Talk to me." I shook him gently but he didn't answer.

I locked the door and turned on the light. I picked him up and slipped his left arm around the back of my neck. I slowly put him down on the couch.

I'm not a docter but I know fairly well how to treat a person who needs help.

I wet a towel and ran it all around his face. He's cute. I thought.

I didn't notice that before. I was too deep in thought of helping him. His skin was clear and his blond hair fell back.


I slept beside him until morning came. I yawned and went to the refridgerator for a pop. When I arrived, he was sitting craddling his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

He looked at me. His eyes just killed me. I feel like I've looked at an endless blue ocean. "I'm all wright. Thunks." There it was again. His strong accent.

"What happened?" I sat next to him. "Last night."

"Iz mai fatha." Tidus sighed. "He abuze me everittime he con."

My smile saddened. "My name is Yuna, What's your name?" I decided to change the subject.

"Ti--, Tidy."

"Your nick name?"

"No, no. My vreal name."

I smiled. "That's a nice name."

I looked at him as his eyes scanned my body. "Ohh, sorry. I h-have a short under. Let me go change."


I can hear Rikku's loud excited voice talking to Tidus. I better go before she thinks of something crazy.

I ran downstairs and tried to stop Rikku from talking but she just kept right on.

"You can live with us." Rikku offered. "We have another room down here that has nothing in it."

"Rikku!" I felt sorry for this Tidy guy but I never planned for him to live with us.

"Yuna. Calm down, he has nowhere to go. Just let him live here until he... you know... wants to leave." Rikku giggled. "I'll go clean it up for you."

I bit my lower lips and put my hands on my hips. I guess it's okay. After all, he's really cute. "Do you wanna go shopping?"

"I dun't hoave anni monnie on me." Tidus cupped his face.

"Hold on." I said as I ran up stairs to grab my purse and my keys.

"Come on." I held his wrist. "Rikku, we're gonna go shopping." Why do I even trust this stranger! Who knows, what if he's a killer!

"So, umm, did you ever work? How old are you?"

"I'm eightteen and I dun't wurk."

"Are you new around here?"

"Nah. I've livedt here my whole liffe."

And your english still not good. Where have your head been? I laughed at myself. I'm so mean.

I turned to my favorite song on the cd player--must be doing something right- billy curriton. "This is my favorite song. Have you heard it?"


I'm suck at this. My accent is so messed up and I have no clue what this song is. Who knows how many times I've messed up already.

"Yseah. I luff thus sung."

"You do!"

I nodded.

"Do you have any friends?" Yuna asked.

I shook my head. "No closh ones." My friends are being ass hoes wanting me to prove imma man by trying to get you. But seeing that your pretty doesn't bother me.

"You've been to malls before haven't you?" I asked.

"Yesh."

"Good. Take this." I slapped out 1,000 dallors. "Whatever you want in your room and whatever you wanna wear. Call me if you need more or if you need to get your stuff in the car or whatever. Here's my cell." I took out a pen and wrote down the number. "See ya." 1,000 dallors? I don't even know this guy!


I took the money and went shopping for clothes. After getting my change, I ran to the pay phone.

"Wakka, you ass hoe." I said with a threatning voice as he answered. "I'm gonna kill you!"

Wakka laughed. "You can come back if you want, with proof. But hey, didn't we talk about this already. You agreed."

"I don't see how she's a slut. She's nice. Just gave me 1,000 dallors to go shopping."

"Tidus, I think she wants something in return. She's probably paying you to have sex with her later on."

"Shut up you shit." I hung up.


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