Morgan: Sorry I took so long…
Katelyn: She had to move.
Morgan: I also couldn't think of a damn thing to type.
Katelyn: So many problems for Morgan.
Morgan: Yeah and when people read all your fics so they can criticize them all…(whispers) Bastards.
Katelyn: Morgan! We do not call are reviewers bastards.
Morgan: I wasn't calling anybody a bastard.
Katelyn: stop lying you'll go to Hell… (Long pause)
Morgan: ………But I thought I was already-
Katelyn: Any who Morgan Bynum does not own any thing in this story.
Chapter: two
Morgan: Hey Placard.
Alucard: Why did you just call me Placard?
Morgan: I don't know… What's a Placard any way?
Alucard: (shrugs) Decide I don't care.
Morgan; I'm bored we've been walking through some library in a giant castle and the only entertainment are giant floating books that try to kill us.
Alucard: Finally we're here.
Liberian: What can I do for you?
Morgan: Dude it's an old guy!
Liberian: What can I do for you?
Alucard: Will take everything you have.
Liberian: That will be 111,222,790,000,0000,000,000 dollars and twenty-five cents.
Alucard: Damn we don't have that much.
Morgan: We can always improvise.
Alucard: What do you mean?
Morgan: Watch…. GIVE US EVERY THING YOU GOT! (Points throwing knife at Liberian)
Alucard: Whoa…
Morgan: Put it all in the bag…
Liberian: Ok… Please don't kill me I have children…
Morgan and Alucard: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Morgan: And so ends chapter two. Next chapter me and Alucard meet Slogra and Gabion. MUHahahahahahahahahahhahano
Katelyn: Please review…. We love you people!
Morgan: Since when?
Katelyn: Trying to get reviewers Morgan.
Morgan: OH! Smile and wave boys smile and wave…BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHICKEN NOODLE SOUP EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Katelyn: Wtf?