Weather Gone Bad
Chapter One: Whirling Death Trap
10 miles away, at a lone Mushroom Kingdom house, you can see it crumbling into millions of pieces as a F5 Tornado tramples right over it. It's target? Mario's house! The whirling death trap is heading Southwest, packing 304 MPH winds. Mario, you probably want to start taking cover!
What is Mario doing now, you may ask? Let's just say that he is "preparing" for the arrival of the tornado. He, having literally no experience on tornadoes, is practicing throwing fireballs outside at a tree, thinking that tiny little chunks of fire will incinerate a monstrous cyclone. On the other hand, Luigi is being the smart one right now, searching for a sturdy mattress. He finds one under Mario's huge bed and pulls it out.
The faint sound of whirling wind is heard, so Luigi knows he needs to hurry! Frantically dropping the mattress, he runs and gets Mario, brings him to the mattress, and the two carry the mattress into the bathroom where Mario's incident happened. Thinking logically, Luigi tells Mario to get under the mattress, so he does, along with Luigi. The group sits there, waiting for the storm to hit.
5 minutes pass, and the only thing that is happening is the sound of whirling winds is getting louder! Finally, the storm is within 100 feet, so the damage to the house starts right now. At first, the house starts shaking, but this is pathetic compared to how bad it will become! The shaking gets more violent, and stuff starts to fall on the floor.
"Is this an earthquake or a tornado?" asks Mario, who actually is getting impatient. He wants to see what the storm can do! And, his request getting answered, the tornado rips off the shingles (ALL OF THEM) off the roof, and then the pipe stuck in the roof. After this, a loud ripping sound is heard as the roof is ripped off the house and hurled 200 feet! With no ceiling, a loud shriek is heard as the tornado is much louder. Winds pound all over the house, shattering every single window in this place. The brothers were really getting terrified when they peeked through a hole in the mattress as they saw a wall on the other side of the house wobble back and forth, and finally, breaking off!
"NOOOOO! THAT WAS ARE ONLY RUBBER WALL IN THE HOUSE!" screamed Mario. "We have a rubber wall!" exclaimed Luigi. "Yeah, we do." "Mario, how did you know?" "I don't read the House Manual or anything, just skim!" "Sure you do, Mario." Their conversation was interrupted as two wooden walls crumbled up. Well, since this pattern repeats, let's skip to a nearby house, 5 miles away, only the mom knowing of the tornado.
"I can't believe our house will be destroyed by a tornado! This is worse than raping people!" exclaimed the mom.
"Mommie, tat sounts like a fun wort to sath!" says a three year-old girl. She goes around the house, shouting "I am going to rape tou!", trying either to get her five year-old brother to hear her or her dad. On her way, she finds her dad's office, so she walks to the microphone (her dad is a radio person), pressed the ON button, and shouts "I'm going to rape tou!" to every single radio, so everyone hears her! Oh the embarrassment! She is going to have a harsh life, and hundreds of very strong spankings from her father. Hehe.
Going back to Mario, he hears on his radio the message from the radio, and Mario and Luigi laugh so hard that they faint.
They wake up 15 minutes later, after the storm has passed. Putting humor aside (for now), they wake up to find their house in complete ruins. The house is covered in snapped boards, and millions of Mario's shirts ripped up. "I told you not to fill your closet with more than 200 shirts! How many did you put in there!" asked Luigi. "Uhhhhhhh… 201! 401. 806. Fine. I honestly had 26,735 shirts in there." answered Mario.
"Where did you get that kind of money!"
"Don't worry! I didn't get it from… you know… our $235,000 in life savings!" exclaims Mario. The camera scrolls to the Life Savings Jar, with only 4 pennies inside. "And it definitely didn't buy a $0.96 lollipop!"
After this (really, putting humor aside… for now) conversation, they decided to see the damage done outside, so they went outside… and found an unbelievable sight!
Chapter One finished! I had to add some humor to this chapter, to you know… keep the audience reading. I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Don't forget to Read and Review!