Chapter 2:

Oh Where, Oh Where Has My

Little Dodongo Gone?

Sora: Hey Link?

Link: Yeah?

Sora: What's a dodongo?

Link: Uhhhh… hang on a minute… it's coming to me…

Sora: sigh… (leaves)

Link: I think I got it… almost there…

Link Melee: sigh… while prettyboy over there tries to think about what a dodongo is – coughidiotcough – I'll explain what's going on here.

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LM: EVIL ZOMBIE ALIEN RABID BUNNIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD! AH! RUN!

(crickets chirp)

LM: …

(still)

LM: Uh, over there. (points)

Evil Zombie Alien Rabid Bunny Leader: OH NO! The human water sacks have discovered our invasion! Run!

(all run away before others look)

Navi: Boy, what are you drinking?

LM: Uhhh… Storytime!

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Link, Sora, Navi, and Stitch are inside the boss room in the Great Deku Tree, which can be gotten through in like 1 minute (trust me, it only took me about 3 -), and a shadow drops from the ceiling.

Sora screams, "OH MY GOD!" Then, a gohma larvae hops out. Sora goes next to it. "This is Gohma? Oh my god, I can flick this thing out of the way." He does. It flies backwards, and lands against something in the shadows.

Link says, "Uh, Sora? You should back up now." Sora says, "Why?" Then, Gohma steps out of there, and rears up. Link and Navi scream. Of course, Sora is about it's height. Sora says, "You're scared of this? A three year old could beat it!" And with that, he backs it up into a corner. "Who are you? I know the two midgets," Gohma says. "I AM SORA! THE CONQUROR! MOOHAHAHAHA! … Boo."

Gohma screams, then Stitch jumps on her, and scratches her eye until she dies. "Ok, well…" Link sighs. Navi says, "Well, we'd better get to the next dungeon." Link yells, "Wait! We have to go to see the princess, remember!" "Oh yeah…" Sora looks up. "You have a princess here?" He presses down his clothes, and fixes his hair.

Link and Navi look at him like he's crazy. "Ok, we should get going."

They all pack up their stuff, and Sora sends Stitch back home. "We don't need an alien running around a castle," he said with a grin.

They run across the field, but they run into that owl. Instead of Link taking him out, Sora got annoyed before he did, and grabbed his keyblade and gave him a molting he would definitely never forget.

They get past the guards, and meet the princess. "Oh, hi Link. Who's this?" Zelda said. Link said, "This is Sora. He came from some world called 'Kingdom Hearts'." Sora just walked out at that point.

Anyway, they got up to Kakariko Village, and climbed up the mountain. Link played Darunia that song, and got the goron bracelet. But, when they got outside and Link was about to blow up the entrance, Sora took out a bomb from nowhere, and ran in. "How'd he do that?" Navi asked.

When the dimb duo got inside, they found Sora staring at the giant lizard head by him. "Oh my god. You're gonna fight that… that… thing?" Link says, "Hey! That reminds me! That's a dodongo." Sora looks at it, and falls over. Navi: "I think he fainted." Sora wakes up and grabs Navi. "I DON'T FAINT!"

Later, they get to the area above the giant dead dodongo. "Okay, now all I have to do is -." Link is interrupted when Sora jumps down, takes out his keyblade, and chops down the giant head. "Now why didn't he do that in the first place?" Navi notes as he flies down.

They finally get to the boss chamber, and they land in the room with the lava. Sora actually turns around first, and then falls over again. Link also turns around, but King Dodongo is already sniffing Sora. Link stops dead in his tracks. King Dodongo says, "Did he faint?" Link drops his sword, and falls over. "What?" King Dodongo breathes fire on Navi. "Cough cough," Navi says as he falls down.

Suddenly, Sora wakes up, and pushes King Dodongo in the lava, killing him.

Hours later, Link wakes up in a cave on top of Death Mountain. He notices the Great Fairy giving Sora something. He also floats up. When they leave, Link notices Sora doing a spin attack with his keyblade. "You also got magic, too," Link asks. "Uh, well, duh!"

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LM: So? Do you like it?

Link: No. They think you're a retard.

LM: waaaahhhh! (runs off)

Link: Hehe… short attention span!