Miroku's 5, an inuyasha fanfic

i dont own InuYasha. (mutters "damn!") anyways i also dont own Lou Bega's Mambo # 5. lol

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"HENTAI!" a scream rang out. A Red hand print started to form on the embarrassed Monks face. "My, Dear Sango, why can't you accept that as a compliment?" Miroku the Monk asked. Sango the demon slayer calmed down enough to continue to help her friend Kagome make dinner of Ramen noodles. That is, until she felt a hand caress her bum again. With that she spun around to admit another slap followed by an "Ow!"

"Should we stop them?" Shippo the Fox cub asked Kagome as she boiled the water.

"It's best to ignore them." She muttered with a faint smile. "Feh, hey Miroku, why are you such a Lecher anyway?" InuYasha asked stopping the onslaught of beatings Sango was putting the monk through.

Miroku looked up with a slight hurt look. "Why? Why! Let me tell you why InuYasha…"

(The scene temporarily darkens to lighten up in one spotlight upon Miroku in a black rimmed hat, he starts snapping his fingers)

One, two , three four, five
everybody on Kirara so come on let's ride
To the Sake-store around the corner,
the boys say they want some gin and juice
but I really don't wanna
beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep 'cause talk is a cheap
I like Kagome, Sango, Sara and Jagura
and as I continue you know they're gettin' sweeta
so what can I do I really beg you my Buddah
to me flirtin' it's just like a sport
anything fly it's all good let me dump it
please set in the trumpet

a little bit of Kagome in my life
a little bit of Sango by my side
a little bit of Sachi is all I need
a little bit of Sakura is what I see
a little bit of Sara in the sun
a little bit of Michiko all night long
a little bit of Jagura here I am
a little bit of you makes me your man

jump up and down and move it all around
shake your head to the sound put your hands an the ground
take one step left and one step right
one to the front and one to the side
clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
and if it looks like this then you doin' it right

Trumpet, the Trumpet!
Mambo No 5

I do all to fall in love with a girl like you (Sango)
You can't run and you can't hide you and me gonna touch the sky

(Miroku finishes his dance routine with a sweet finish)

He looked toward his who were staring at him with odd expressions.

"Wow, that was random." Kagome spoke.

"Yeah Man, all I really asked was 'Why are you such a lech.'" InuYasha said between slurps of ramen.

"Nice dance moves though." Shippo grinned.

"Miroku, just eat your food!" Sango sighed exasperated.

Miroku sighed aswell " Oh, Woe is Me. I am most disappointed your critism… If only there was some way to make me feel better…" his hand drifted to Sango's rear.

"HENTAI!" A scream rang out into the night followed by an echoing slap and a loud "Ow!"

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sorry it took me soo lon got write A Tribution to our Favorite Lecherous Monk.

and sorry if its not to good, i have a badass cold right now and it's clouding my literary genius. please forgive me.

Blue signing out.