Ha! Made you look!
Dedications: I dedicate this fanfic to Weirdo or other wise known as Nicky Woody who should always have her ponytail on either one side of her head or the other.
Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar: the last air bender, Danny Phantom, or Harry Potter, and the idea is now up for grab of anything that's not related to those three things I do not own, but Tally is mine!
Rated—oh, you should already know what it's rated don't you?
I know that I am loosing it you don't want to read this so why do I even bother. But at least for those who are unfortunate enough to accidentally stumble across this boring story filled with my political view on the main subject of three idiotic themes of entertainment, for you I have finally cultivated this horrid chapter where I have finally added some Harry Potter in to this insane, retarded, and mixed-up story. In the last one you should have noticed the five characters or at least two or three. If you didn't then you just better look out for a knuckle sandwich you have coming for you. Anyway my family finally baled me out of jail and I'm grounded until next year but I had enough time to type out all this and send it before my parents take my computer away but for those who skip pages here's a recap—if you don't care then skip down to the next chapter—Tally, Tyler, Aang, Katara, and Sokka were released from the black box, "Of doom!" by Shawn and Eric, and are now in Eric's kitchen. So es stupido read this and you will find out how to keep an idiot busy.
I've decided to do where the setting is thing. Yu' know where at the beginning of the book where it says "Eric's kitchen" or "The deep, deep, deeeeeeeeeep, bowls of the earth" but in this case well be going with the first one.
"In Eric's chicken" I mean, kitchen –o :)
Tally and Tyler were standing in the strangest looking kitchen they had ever seen. The walls were painted bright orange and blue, covered with medals, pictures and a few uniforms, the counter of the kitchen was vibrant pink with purple swirls, the dining table was pink, splatter painted in several other bright colors.
Tally and Tyler floated off the ground and looked at the people staring at them.
'Hasn't these people ever seen a ghost before' Tally thought 'but then again maybe they hadn't, after all, these people are muggles.'
"Are we free finally free" said Tyler amazed that there was no more infinite void filled with books, advanced computers, TV's, video games, and other knowledgeable know how.
"Tyler, were finally in the real world again" said Tally with a smile.
"Um, excuse me but, would someone please tell me what the hell is going on here!" yelled Shawn looking at the strange people who were in his kitchen.
"And who are you," asked Tally swooping down to Shawn's level of height.
"I'll ask the questions first it's my house" said Eric stepping up.
"Fine then asks away" said tally floating back a few feet.
"Thank you, I guess," said Eric. "Well, um, who are you people, and what are you doing in my house and how are you flying?"
"I'm Tyler and this is my sister Tally" said Tyler soaring over to his twin sister's side "and we're here because you opened the box of infinite knowledge, and we can fly because we are ghosts."
"Wait, there's no such things as ghosts" said Eric.
"Well then what are we?" said Tally flying through a chair.
"Um, a, uh, er, a, figment of my imagination" said Eric.
"So then are you suggesting that you're crazy" said Tally hovering next to her brother.
"Yes, no, I don't know but you guys need to get out of my house!" Said Eric trying to push them towards the front door but his hands just went right through them.
"Where are we" asked the girl dressed in blue looking at her surroundings.
"And who are you" asked the older boy with the pony tail pointing at Shawn and Eric.
"Fine, I'm Eric and this is Shawn, but who the heal are you, really" asked Eric.
"I'm Aang, this is Katara, and He's Sokka," said Aang looking at the strange place he was in. "But where are we, and how did we get here?"
"You're in east Minnesota," answered Shawn, "but how you got here is a clue to me?"
"Then how do we get back?" asked Katara getting worried.
"Well what did you do last?" asked Tyler floating down to the ground.
"Well, we were getting on to Appa and I opened this black box just before Zuko attacked us and all the sudden we came up here" said Sokka.
"Well, we can safely assume that you fell through the realm of learning and fell trough the time warp that is in it and came through to another time that the box was opened," said Tyler. "And that probably means that one more trip through the box should send you to you're time period. But who is this Zuko?"
"But if you just send them back into the box then they could just go to the realm of knowledge if you just simply send them back through the portal," said Tally drifting towards the floor and standing next to her twin brother "the only safe thing to do would be to see Clock Work."
"Yah that's a great Idea Tally" said Tyler "he knows everything and he controls time."
"Excuse me, but who are you, and what are you talking about?" asked Aang grabbing his staff of the floor.
"I'm Tyler this is my sister Tally, and apparently you're in the future,"
"What that's impossible" said Sokka.
"Well since that box interferes with the time line, all the knowledge had to be taken from different periods of time," said Tyler.
"But the question is," said Tally "how did you just fall through the fabric of time, what caused you to just skip the long wait in the realm of knowledge and not remain in the realm until the box was opened again, and why this period of time?"
"Very good conundrum Tally but I don't think those puzzles can be solved if a piece is missing," said a frail old ghost with a dark hooded coat, a long beard, and a staff with a clock on it, appearing out of no where.
"Okay not only do we not know what's going on, who is this guy?" asked Sokka.
"I am ClockWork, master of time, and I have been watching young Tally and Tyler here, for quite some time now," said ClockWork slowly in his same wise sounding droll.
"Actually were seventy-four since we lived most of our life and after life in the realm of knowledge," said Tyler floating up to Clockworks level of elevation.
"Actually," said Clock Work tuning into an adult "you are only fourteen since that realm of knowledge, as so you call it, was invented by me it exists out of time, I have recently been calling it Avalon since Avalon is a place that wounded solders go on the battle field, it is not the human world, nor the ghost zone, but a place in between, that has no time or place. I thought that the portal, in the shape of a box that accidentally slipped into the human world, would not be intervened, by anyone when it was placed in the ground, undisturbed for decades. But of course, I suspected that someone would find it."
"But how are we ghosts if that realm is out of time?" asked Tally.
"You are ghosts because humans can only stay in a realm out of time for only as long as they think they've been in there a week" said clock work changing into a kid.
"How do you do that?" asked Aang.
"Do what?" asked ClockWork.
"That thing where you change your age and stuff" said Aang.
"Oh, yes" said ClockWork changing into an old man "you are wondering why I have no defiant age" said ClockWork. Aang nod his head. "Well, I have lived all my death out of time where there is no time so I cannot get older but as you go on your mind gets older and when your mind gets older then your appearance follows. But as old people do get old there memories come into mind and it's like going back in time to the time they were a kid and it's just like being a kid."
"So ClockWork are you here to take these people back to there time?" asked Tyler.
"Actually," said ClockWork "my employers have now asked me to take care of those who have stumbled into Avalon and have been unleashed to all the knowledge it holds."
"So basically you came here to tell me and Tyler we are no longer just ghosts we are a responsibility to?" said Tally.
"Yes, but not just you and your brother, but Aang, Katara, and Sokka, as well," said ClockWork. "And I want to ask you all if you would bee interested in being a helpers of mine."
"What do you mean by us we don't even know who you are, or what you're talking about" said Aang, as the aftermath of surprise was finally wearing off.
"Well naturally you fell into Avalon which is also known as 'the realm of knowledge' or in Britain they call it 'the room of requirement'. But you are now my responsibility Avatar Aang."
"How do you know I'm the avatar?"
"I know everything."
"So what do you want us to do sir?" asked Tally standing, or floating, up strait.
"I want you to find Danny Phantom, whom is also a responsibility of mine," said ClockWork. "I need him to help with my ultimate plan, which will be left unknown until I have my assembly."
"So who is this Danny guy and why is he so important?" asked Tyler.
"He is half ghost, half human, and he lives among the human in this town," Said Clock Work. "And you will go to his school for a couple of weeks and see if he is willing to help. It is essential he knows you are friends, so you can work together."
"But what do we do we don't know anything about this time and we aren't ghosts, or what ever you are," said Katara.
"But you are benders, and I think Tally and Tyler would be more than happy to help you on the future since they spent sixty years briefing it," said ClockWork changing into an adult.
"I'm not a bender," said Sokka, "and anyways this is probably all just a dream and I could wake up in a nice igloo in the South Pole, where there is nothing about benders—"
"And the past few months of your life could be a hallucination," said ClockWork "and you could have never met Aang and the fire nation would not be on your trail and you would be training babies who need to go pee pee all the time to be warriors."
"Yes, I mean no!"
"Well reality of fiction you are going to blend in with the human muggles and find Danny Phantom" said ClockWork.
"Excuse me, but what are muggles?" asked Aang.
"Muggles are humans that have no magical or bending abilities" said Tally.
"And Sokka is one of them" said Tyler sarcastically.
"Hay!"
"Hay, what happened to Eric and Rex?" asked Tally floating over to Eric and Rex who were staring blankly into space not moving one bit.
"Time has stopped for them and when I start it for them they will have no memory of anything that concerns that black box or Avalon," said ClockWork tuning into a child. "But the questions Tally asked need to be answered and I have the counter."
"So what is the counter?" asked Tyler.
"When Aang, Katara, Sokka, and Zuko fell into Avalon Zuko something disconnected the worm hole that leads to Avalon."
"But what could disconnect a worm hole?" asked Tally.
"The only thing I know that could disconnect worm holes would be if a star fell into it and burned the interior of the hole" said Tally.
"Or a fire bender that kept throwing flames in all directions" said ClockWork.
"Oh" said Tyler and Tally spontaneously.
"But what happened to Zuko?" asked Aang.
"He is right here" said ClockWork waving his hand and appeared a struggling teen aged boy wearing crimson red armor bound by glowing red chains around his wrist. "He will not be joining you on your task, but I have decided to teach him proper manners. He is not very sociable."
"You got that right" said Aang.
"I herd that Avatar" said Zuko standing up "and you will die!"
"Wow, this is anger management just screaming to be let free" said Tyler.
Zuko charged for Tyler, he swung his fist viscously at Tyler.
"Strike one" said Tyler as a fist went strait through him, "Strike two, Strike three,"
"And he is out of here" said ClockWork waving his hand and Zuko was gone.
"Nice work" said Tally sarcastically.
"Now do you accept Tally, Tyler, Aang, Katara, and Sokka, to help me find Danny Phantom" said ClockWork.
"I guess"
"Sure"
"Yah"
"Okay"
"What do we have to lose?"
"Well let's get this sucker show on the road" said Tyler.
"Guess where?" it starts with a P...
The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square house of Privet Drive. Cars that were usually gleaming stood dusty in their drives and lawns that were once emerald green lay parched and yellowing; the use of hosepipes had been banned due to drought. Due to the substantial loss of water no one dared to be in the blazing sun, except for the exception of a teenage boy who was laying flat on his back in a flower bed outside number four.
I told you I'd put "s-o-m-e" Harry Potter in this one. Well that's all, see you in January.
I told you next year and that's next year. / Duh!