Disclaimer: You all know what everybody says right? Very well..

I don't own Dynasty Warriors, I don't own the Characters.. It is belong to Koei? (Am i right?) Yeah! I only own the story & the Ideas.. Oh com'on! Everybody has a Idea! Unless if you don't have Nuts! Hahaha! Joking.. Just don't mind what i say, cause i am now fully retarded..

Peace!


Introduction:

Forever Resolution

What is your Resolution as a human? Need to Change or to improve some things in your life? Like everyone else, all of the people in the Earth is not perfect, Aliens do. So why don't make a useful resolution and do what ever you want to fill up those lacks in life? Yeah.. Some are Stupid, Coward, Crazy, Brainless. And some are Smart, Arrogant, Selfish, Jealous. And yeah.. Some are Fat, Thin, Boney, Gay, Have a bad Odor and whatever.. So many things.. Not only one, Not only two but many.

Change! Nothing will gonna lose. If your life is unhappy, Go and dress like a Clown and run like a sissy.. That is totally Funny. Oh life.. Is not like the Ancient. All those dudes know only themselves.. Fools. Better to try it. Really.. Nothing is gonna lose, just getting flip like an ass. That resolutions will be fun if you think it wise.. Or if you don't think, you might as well Die. Some people never learn.. How poor. But Hell do it! Make a Resolution! So you know what is the best.. Luckyasses.

The story is.. All of the Characters must make changes, to find a better tomorrow. Be nice anyways..

Dynasty: Wei

Kingdom of Wei has a 13 great generals, But half of them is a Big mistake! How can they change their lives with

those resolutions?

When they will learn those stupidness?

Or be a good and interesting person?

Can they take their shower regularly?

Or be forever Pig?

Can someone change his sex?

Or be jealous to his wife?

Can someone stop being so arrogant?

Or be a loving father?

Can a brute become a sissy?

Or a small will became tall?

Can someone stop being so beautiful?

Or a helpful brother?

Blah Blah Blah.. Stupid Questions..

You know what i'm talking about.. As if you don't know the characters. But really, Not all characters are smell sucks.. It's just an idea right?

Why don't i Shut Up? If you like, Punch your screen maybe your hands will reach my face..Hehe. Want to try?

I hope this story will go on, Hahaha i am a Big one!

That's all for now.

End Introduction:


Stop!