Dedications: I dedicate this fanfic to Weirdo or other wise known as Nicky Woody who should always have her ponytail on either one side of her head or the other.
Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar: the last air bender, Danny Phantom, or Harry Potter, and the idea is now up for grab of anything that's not related to those three things I do not own, but Tally is mine!
Rated T: for my insanity
Well I know this probably won't be very funny but I still try. So still try to review. And the only reason that you couldn't review is because A) you too scared. Advice: Shut up you wouldn't be that scared if you had seen my momma the day that she saw my report card. Or B) you got attacked by a gorilla while you were on your computer. Advice: well it's completely understandable but right after you get out of the hospital you better review. Or C) you got no penname so you can't review. Advice: actually you can review so stop that lying, stop that lying. Or D) you have no hands because an angry leach chewed them off. Advice: I got none, but try not to do it again its really painful. Or E) because you stopped reading this fan fiction long before I ever got to this part. Advice: Read this OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FORCE YOU TO READ THIS!
This concludes my theory of how people get dyslexia. Class is dismissed and I'll see you on Monday.
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"At Casper high"
"What time is it" asked Tyler.
"There is no time, time is standing still" Joked Tally.
"Oh ha, ha, ha" said Tyler sarcastically "Don't mind if I don't add in humor but I was just wondering what time it would be if time were moving."
"The time would be June 1, 1994, (I know that Danny is in the year 2004 or 5, But I have to make this work) 10:30 AM," said ClockWork.
"But wouldn't that mean that all of the students are on vacation?" asked Tally.
'You know" said ClockWork "I didn't think of that."
"Great" said Tyler sarcastically "we have no clue where he is."
"Don't worry Wart, I know of a spell that can take us to whoever we want to find" said Tally.
"A spell as in Witchcraft, Isn't that dangerous?" said Katara.
"No, but is Tyler is doing it, it is," said Tally sarcastically.
Tyler pouts while Katara and Aang giggle (I know 'giggle' sounds so girly but I had an image I just didn't have another word for it).
"So let's go already" grunts Tyler still pouting.
"Yes the sooner the better," said ClockWork.
Tally waves her hand and says "find Danny Fenton."
(I know Witches use wands but Tally is a ghost so she had different powers.
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"Back to Privet Drive"
The plot thickens and apparently so does the words
Danny Fenton was now driving down Privet Drive with his Retarded family in the Fenton Family Assault Vehicle (FFAV or RV) and his best friends.
Well at least his dad was a Retard the women in the Fenton Family were smart like all women are. Danny of course was bored out of his wits like any other kid who had to sit in a car as his parents sing the never-ending song "This old man".
"This old man he played Five-hundred-fifty-three He played nick knack on my – uh- tree. With a nick knack patty whack give a dog a bone this old man came rolling home."
"You know guys" said Danny "This song was great the first, I don't know Five Ten times but after Two-thousand-six-hundred-twenty-six It gets, how can I put this nicely "increasingly annoying and about to drive me into insanity!".
"Lighten up at least we're on the street were we'll be staying," said Jazz.
Then Tucker cut in "This old man he played Five-hundred-fifty-four, he played nick knack on my décor. With a nick knack patty whack give a dog a bone this old man came rolling home. - What! I tend to like singing this song on road trips."
"Uh, right at least we're only a few minutes away from getting away from insanity," said Danny.
"Oh look! We're here!" said Mrs. Fenton in a sing-song voice. "Everybody grab something out of the trunk and let's go into the rented house."
"Finally," said Danny once he got outside "Fresh air!" (Whoosh! No clue why I put that there I just did! In dedication to Brianna "I still have no idea how to spell your name!" Gosh!)
"Here honey" said Danny's mom handing him a large box and going to get one for herself.
"Uh, so this is where we're going to be for the next five months" said Sam. "Number Three Privet Drive. Not bad, but at least we'll miss school for a three months."
"Of course you won't have to miss school!" boomed Mr. Fenton in his usual happy tone. "You'll be going to a local School named Stonewall High!"
"Uh," said Sam "And I thought this was a vacation."
"Well" said Tucker "technically the first two months are vacation then the next three are school. But in another country. I wonder what these people have to show for technology."
"I bet it's crappy whatever it is" said Sam walking into the front hall of Number three and setting down the box she was holding.
Danny turned on a light in the hall "Well be glad they have electricity. I expected them to still have torches."
"Yah" said Sam.
"Well, come on lets see the upstairs before we have to lug more boxes in here," said Tucker dropping his box on his foot and letting out a yelp. "I hate you," says Tucker to the box.
Danny and Sam roll their eyes and go upstairs with Tucker hopping behind them.
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Okay I have just updated because school has drained the imagination out of me so right now I have just got a imagination burst so flame me for being late and for the story being too short. (Cowers in corner while sucking thumb.)
